[Poimandres]

If there's one pre-Dark Side Pink Floyd song that sucks, it's Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast. What a dull piece of shit.

What, you don't like marmalade?

[jambo]

I can't believe all of the people hating on Pink Floyd's Bike. It's a brilliant 60s psychedelic rock song!


Worst Floyd song would have to be Dogs of War or Take it Back.

[Jaxter09]

Radiohead - Sulk
Overwrought piece of crap, the nadir of their poor U2 imitation. Last chorus is especially annoying.

Beach Boys - Wipe Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kAn...eature=related
Embarrassing for everyone involved

Can - Peking O
I love Tago Mago, but these tracks make it hard to listen to all the way through, especially if someone else is in ear range.

All this Bike hate makes me sad

[Mr. Serious Business]

The White Album had a lot of terrible songs on it, with Revolution 9 and Honey Pie being the worst offenders. Revolution 9 is the longest, most unlistenable thing that's ever been called a "song." Lennon might have thought it was an interesting pet project, but it wasn't music and it certainly wasn't something that should have been put out by the best band in the world. As for Honey Pie, it was McCartney at his absolute corniest. It's slightly better than Revolution 9 since it's actually a song and has some degree of pop appeal, but it's also something no self-respecting artist would ever release. While McCartney is an excellent songwriter and wrote some of the best music ever in the Beatles' later years, songs like Honey Pie and Maxwell's Silver Hammer are just offensive. It's like taking the Beach Boys' "Kokomo" and making it ten times more corny and ridiculous.

Lennon and McCartney were best when they worked together and balanced out each other's negative traits. When they started to break apart in the later years, it showed.

[Kjellson]

I can't believe all of the people hating on Pink Floyd's Bike. It's a brilliant 60s psychedelic rock song! Worst Floyd song would have to be Dogs of War or Take it Back.

Why Dogs of War? My favorite of A Momentary Lapse of Reason.

[Jaxter09]

The White Album had a lot of terrible songs on it, with Revolution 9 and Honey Pie being the worst offenders. Revolution 9 is the longest, most unlistenable thing that's ever been called a "song." Lennon might have thought it was an interesting pet project, but it wasn't music and it certainly wasn't something that should have been put out by the best band in the world. As for Honey Pie, it was McCartney at his absolute corniest. It's slightly better than Revolution 9 since it's actually a song and has some degree of pop appeal, but it's also something no self-respecting artist would ever release. While McCartney is an excellent songwriter and wrote some of the best music ever in the Beatles' later years, songs like Honey Pie and Maxwell's Silver Hammer are just offensive. It's like taking the Beach Boys' "Kokomo" and making it ten times more corny and ridiculous. Lennon and McCartney were best when they worked together and balanced out each other's negative traits. When they started to break apart in the later years, it showed.

I still think it is amazing that they were allowed to release Revolution 9, imagine an album with that on it shooting to number 1 now. I used to see how long I could listen to it without getting too scared as a kid.

Also I love how Good Night is the most fucked up thing that they could follow it up with, it just sounds so deranged coming after Revolution 9. It is great how White Album tracks interact with each other like that.

[Trurl]

I can understand complaints about Revolution 9 for its ability to fit in an album or track listing, but that is not the soul criterion by which it should be judged. Under the right conditions it is one of the most evocative tracks that I know of.

[SatelliteOfLove]

Fail.

I know, right? It was like it was off of In Thru the Out Door or something.

[Syph Medwes]

Or basically everything they put out after Load =P

Death Magnetic was good.

Metallica- Escape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQfgDP2byE Supposedly the record company made them make a song like this that would be more radio friendly. The result is probably the worst Metallica song of their golden era (KEM through AJFA)

Never heard that backstory before but nevertheless I have to disagree, I like that album too much :P (including Escape)

[Dishwalla]

I know, right? It was like it was off of In Thru the Out Door or something.

In Through the Out Door is awesome, fuck off. Zep didn't make a single bad album.

[Mush]

Everything post AJFA is garbage though....

i like you

[Leeroy3101]

Not a song but all of Animals by Pink Floyd. I want to like it but I can never listen to it. I enjoy the disjointed nature of Meddle much more than Animals.

Don't Stop Believing. The whole entire song is the Pachelbel chord progression with hammed up vocals. Journey ripped off of Boston big time with their music style.

Twisting By The Pool by Dire Straits. It's such an uncharacteristic song by the band. I can't get into it because it sounds like a song by another band.

Flash by Queen. Ugh, I can't even form words for this song. It's awful.

White Limo by Foo Fighters. I think it's just a bunch of noise. Still love the entire album despite this song. Although, the video with Lemmy is sort of entertaining.

Let Her Cry by Hootie and The Blowfish. I like a lot of Hootie but this one I can't stand at all. I'm not too sure why, either. It's just one I can't listen to and enjoy it.

Mr. Tinkertrain by Ozzy Osbourne. Once you realize what the song is about you can't listen to it anymore. There's nothing redeeming even with the decent guitar work.

The Joker by Steve Miller. The song seems to be terribly hammed up. I still like a lot of his other tunes, though.

[Poimandres]

Not a song but all of Animals by Pink Floyd. I want to like it but I can never listen to it. I enjoy the disjointed nature of Meddle much more than Animals.

What? Animals is my favourite Pink Floyd album. Dogs is my favourite song of theirs.

[Dishwalla]

Mr. Tinkertrain by Ozzy Osbourne. Once you realize what the song is about you can't listen to it anymore. There's nothing redeeming even with the decent guitar work.

Oh my god, this. The song rocks musically, but it's soooo hard to listen to, because the lyrics are so fucked up/wtf.

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Never heard that backstory before but nevertheless I have to disagree, I like that album too much :P (including Escape)

Yeah, I think the song is okay as well, but I may be biased cause it's my favorite Metallica album. But, yeah, that's why they'd never played it up until recently. Hetfield hates it because it's the only time he's ever tried to write a hit. Probably would have been okay with it if it succeeded.

Also, fuck yeah to whoever mentioned Mr. Tinkertrain. Awful song.

[Altazor]

The Beatles - I want you (She's so heavy). Fuck off with your song how you want to have sex with Yoko Ono, Lennon. I dont want to hear it. Especially not 8 minutes long. Its actually one of only two songs that i've removed from my rips from Beatles cd's (revolution 9 being the other because lol, thats not a song). I rather listen to the hilarious German versions of She Loves You and I Want To Hold Your Hand.

whawhawhawhattheFUCK. No man, sorry, but no :(

As for the Beatles, I've never liked Honey Pie (I like Paul's "ye old timey songs" except for this one. It's TOO much) or The Word (oh yeah, that one will be controversial). Oh and Mr. Moonlight SUCKS, except for that opening "MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR..." by John.

[Shepard]

"Why Do I Keep Counting?" from The Killers: what were they thinking? Total garbage.

[Dicer]

i like you

Just spitting truth, and rockin out to Helstar, which I don't think have produced a bad track :)

[ChoklitReign]

Oh my god, this. The song rocks musically, but it's soooo hard to listen to, because the lyrics are so fucked up/wtf.

Uhh, so what's it about? Pedophilia? The Police wrote a great song about pedophila, too :P

[C4Lukins]

I really hate Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5W2NTuc5Y

Also really hate Burden In My Hand by Soundgarden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs

[K.Sabot]

Neutral Milk Hotel - Sailing Through

[Dishwalla]

Uhh, so what's it about? Pedophilia? The Police wrote a great song about pedophila, too :P

If you say so.

[FelixOrion]

À Tout le Monde - Megadeth, especially the even shittier 2007 version with guest vocals by Cristina Scabbia, singer of Lacuna Coil. Way too over dramatic and heart broken for a Megadeth song and the "oh hey, see we're like Evanescence, but harder"-vibe from the 2007 version is a joke.

Neutral Milk Hotel - Any song

FTFY

[impact]

Yellow Submarine and Come Together

[C4Lukins]

Yellow Submarine and Come Together

I will punch you right in your ear hole. I am not a big fan of Get Back.

[Dishwalla]

lol @ the Beatles nerds.

[HarryHengst]

I actually really like Yellow Submarine. But i also like ob-la-di ob-la-da. :lol

[Staccat0]

pulk/pull

[gimmmick]

Better Man by Pearl Jam One of my favorite bands of all time and one of the worst songs I've ever heard. I just cant stand the chorus for some reason, and when they play it live it's even worse since you get thousands of drunk asses singing along with it.

Wow really? I have seen pearl jam live in concert and better man is such a great song live.

[Gustav]

Deftones - Pink Cellphone
Blur - Crazy Beat
Guns n' Roses - Rocket Queen
Rage Against The Machine - Sleep now in the fire
Faith no more - Crack Hitler

[tim.mbp]

Not a band, but Big Girl by Nas is one of the worst songs I have ever heard.

[gimmmick]

The Beatles - I want you (She's so heavy). Fuck off with your song how you want to have sex with Yoko Ono, Lennon. I dont want to hear it. Especially not 8 minutes long. Its actually one of only two songs that i've removed from my rips from Beatles cd's (revolution 9 being the other because lol, thats not a song). I rather listen to the hilarious German versions of She Loves You and I Want To Hold Your Hand.

It really is nice to know that I'm not the only one that feels the same way about this song.

[Typhoon_Ex]

Everything in U2 - Pop.

[CloudWolf]

Better Man by Pearl Jam One of my favorite bands of all time and one of the worst songs I've ever heard. I just cant stand the chorus for some reason, and when they play it live it's even worse since you get thousands of drunk asses singing along with it.

What the fuck, man? That's a great song about spousal abuse, one of Vedder's finest songwriting moments IMO.

[Horse Detective]

D'yer Maker ~ Led Zepplin.

Billy Joel isn't even a good artist to begin with

[gimmmick]

The Offspring - OC Guns

It doesn't even fall into that category of "it's so bad, it's good". It's just a really bad song that doesn't make any sense.

[CloudWolf]

This is the only truly bad song The Beatles ever made. Although the song itself was probably meant as a joke.

[daviyoung]

Nice to see this thread as Muse's Olympic theme is playing on the radio.

'I'll light the fuse. And I'll never lose'

So bad.

[Mr_Moogle]

Sex on Fire made me hate Kings of Leon. Now I question whether or not they were ever any good.

[ascii42]

Don't Stop Believing. The whole entire song is the Pachelbel chord progression with hammed up vocals. Journey ripped off of Boston big time with their music style.

Canon is D A Bm F#m G D G A
Don't Stop Believing is E B C#m A E B G#m A

First three chords are the same (but one whole step higher), but after that they are different

[C4Lukins]

Better Man by Pearl Jam One of my favorite bands of all time and one of the worst songs I've ever heard. I just cant stand the chorus for some reason, and when they play it live it's even worse since you get thousands of drunk asses singing along with it.

What a strange song to hate. Yes it is much more poppy then 90% of the Pearl Jam catalog, but it is just a great song. And it is great live as well. Yes every drunk person at the concert is singing at the top of their lungs because it is one of their more popular songs and everyone knows it.

[Myriadis]

Sex on Fire made me hate Kings of Leon. Now I question whether or not they were ever any good.

At least the first two albums are still good. Haven't heard the third album, but it has "Knocked up", and I love that one.

My contribution:
John Butler Trio - Seeing Angels from the otherwise excellent "Sunrise over Sea". In fact, I'm not a big fan of the stuff he released after Sunrise over Sea.

The Mars Volta - This apperatus must be unearthed. De-loused is a masterpiece, but this song is the one that I really don't like at all.

[Ninhead]

Deftones - Pink Cellphone

This.

Also, "Chillout Tent" by The Hold Steady is eternally worse than "Citrus".

[-Cade]

"Why Do I Keep Counting?" from The Killers: what were they thinking? Total garbage.

Over "Everything Will Be Alright"?

Granted, both are pretty bad, but EWBA makes me want to hit something. So bad.

[NGAMER9]

The Mars Volta - This apperatus must be unearthed. De-loused is a masterpiece, but this song is the one that I really don't like at all.

We would not get along.

[Roland Deschain]

Revolution 9 is the worst if you consider it to be an actual song.
I love Honey Pie because it's so corny. She's So Heavy is great too. And like someone else sort of said, many bands would kill to have their best song approach the worst of the Beatles.

All these Beatles posts make me want to play Beatles Rock Band when I get home.

[Bel Marduk]

Body Language by Queen.

[Cynaith]

Blur - Crazy Beat

I'm not a fan of the 'Donald Duck' voice in this song, but the guitar riff makes me look past it.

[Altazor]

This is the only truly bad song The Beatles ever made. Although the song itself was probably meant as a joke.

oh yeah. It was a joke, but it's a very bad one. Terrible "song".

Its' only redeeming quality is that John and Paul recorded their vocals together, like a rare moment of respite and brotherly love as the band was falling apart (or had fallen apart already).