[Arnie]

So, uhh apparently Guardiola is coming to Moscow tomorrow to talk with the Russian Football Union about being the national team coach. Why would he ever even consider it, besides the bucket loads of money, I mean? I guess he wants to prove he can win with scrubs cause Kerzhakov is certainly no Messi.

If Guardiola's next job in football is the Russian National Team I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.

[immy]

It's got nothing to do with Zlatan being a poor player but everything to do with Villa being a player that has excelled at the highest level. Something that Ibra hasn't.

LOL

Top goalscorer in euro championship history
9 league titles

[LegoArmo]

If Guardiola's next job in football is the Russian National Team I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.

If he wanted a job with less pressure, international football probably makes sense.

[Arnie]

If he wanted a job with less pressure, international football probably makes sense.

He's managed Barcelona at such a young age, I don't think it's pressure that bothers him, I just genuinely think he wants some time off.

[Salvadora]

If he wanted a job with less pressure, international football probably makes sense.

The Russian team wouldn't spring to mind as a first choice though.

[Clegg]

LOL Top goalscorer in euro championship history 9 league titles

Thats Platini.

And league championships, whilst prestigious, aren't the very highest level of competition.

[Kyoufu]

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF.

God damn.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport

I said, god damn.

[Sviatoslav]

If he wanted a job with less pressure, international football probably makes sense.

Definitely not a pressure free job as the russian media can be brutal. And Russia is in a tough World Cup qualifying group with Portugal so it won't be easy either.

[K1LLER7]

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF. God damn. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport I said, god damn.

Not as good as Bebe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k4kt1uzL10

Now can Messi do that?

[Kyoufu]

Not as good as Bebe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k4kt1uzL10 Now can Messi do that?

Obertan and Bebe in the same video?

Kill me now.

[WoodenLung]

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF. God damn. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport I said, god damn.

How about that very first goal in the video? Worlds best striker imo

[Vivalaraza]

That @barcastuff were tweeting quotes from a friend/colleague of Pep's saying he was moving to New York in the summer but would be back in work by the start of next season.

Sorry Fergie but it's time to go.

[Arnie]

Fuck me this is hilarious. Arsenal fan having a go at RVP.

THATS BULL MATE

[Kyoufu]

How about that very first goal in the video? Worlds best striker imo

The pass from Walcott was even better. Arsenal don't need Robin. They got Walcatwoman

[Messi]

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF. God damn. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport I said, god damn.

Ah that was a special night

[Vivalaraza]

Fuck me this is hilarious. Arsenal fan having a go at RVP. THATS BULL MATE

Yessss Ksi!

I posted this yesterday but nobody took any notice :(

My favourite bit is when he realises Bentdner scored more than RVP. It's obv dramatised but it's still funny. Ksi is awesome.

[Arnie]

Yessss Ksi! I posted this yesterday but nobody took any notice :( My favourite bit is when he realises Bentdner scored more than RVP. It's obv dramatised but it's still funny. Ksi is awesome.

So damn funny.

[K1LLER7]

Fuck me this is hilarious. Arsenal fan having a go at RVP. THATS BULL MATE

oh shit, hahaha

"Freakin Bendtner, Freakin Bendtner"

[Kyoufu]

Fuck me this is hilarious. Arsenal fan having a go at RVP. THATS BULL MATE

Dare I say... this was better than Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal. :lol

[Arnie]

Dare I say... this was better than Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal. :lol

THATS BULL MATE

[Empty]

Fuck me this is hilarious. Arsenal fan having a go at RVP. THATS BULL MATE

incroyable

[Kyoufu]

Interesting. Feyenoord and Excelsior get 5% of RVP's transfer fee when a club buys him.

[Vivalaraza]

I also love how he switches from his RVP rage to lament the shitty FIFA menus.

[Schweini]

Finished watching The Return of The King. That was some epic shit... can't believe I took this long to watch the trilogy.

Can't really pick my favorite one. They were all masterpieces.

[Kyoufu]

Finished watching The Return of The King. That was some epic shit... can't believe I took this long to watch the trilogy. Can't really pick my favorite one. They were all masterpieces.

Didn't like the first two. Nothing much happened and the stuff that did happen felt random. I also realise I'm the only person in the world who dislikes LotR. :(

RotK was decent though.

[Arnie]

Finished watching The Return of The King. That was some epic shit... can't believe I took this long to watch the trilogy. Can't really pick my favorite one. They were all masterpieces.

I ate KFC in the cinema whilst watching The Two Towers, so it wins by default.

[K1LLER7]

Finished watching The Return of The King. That was some epic shit... can't believe I took this long to watch the trilogy. Can't really pick my favorite one. They were all masterpieces.

for me 1>3>2

[jtb]

fuck the haters, I really enjoyed the Two Towers, if only because it's the only one of the three that actually builds up to a climax. Helm's Deep was fucking epic.

plus, dat Howard Shore soundtrack. soooo fucking good, and I really loved his work for Rohan.

[Schweini]

Helm's Deep was fucking epic.

That is the final sequence of battle scenes? I'd say it was the best part of the entire trilogy.

[Scum]

Hi, all. Surprised to see Man City a tad "quiet" on the transfer front...

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF. God damn. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport I said, god damn.

Bendtner's goal lasted all of a few mins. I was at work as well and then all Hell Messi broke loose...What a night that was.

That @barcastuff were tweeting quotes from a friend/colleague of Pep's saying he was moving to New York in the summer but would be back in work by the start of next season. Sorry Fergie but it's time to go.

Pep always runs off from Barca for the Spain job in my FM saves. Always. So long, Del Bosque...

[The_Hitcher89]

That is the final sequence of battle scenes? I'd say it was the best part of the entire trilogy.

Helm's Deep is the castle in The Two Towers (that's not a spoiler is it?) that comes under siege by the orcs

Edit: I've really gotta start reading the quotes that people are responding to so I get the right context #facemeetpalm

[Kyoufu]

Hi, all. Surprised to see Man City a tad "quiet" on the transfer front... Bendtner's goal lasted all of a few mins. I was at work as well and then all Hell Messi broke loose...What a night that was. Pep always runs off from Barca for the Spain job in my FM saves. Always. So long, Del Bosque...

I'm guessing City are awaiting the return of Arsenal boss in 2 weeks for the RVP deal. In the meantime, they want Coloccini lol.

As for Pep... I think earliest he can take over Spain (if he wants it) is after the World Cup. Del Bosque has no reason to step down.

[jtb]

That is the final sequence of battle scenes? I'd say it was the best part of the entire trilogy.

Helm's Deep was the giant fortress-thing built into the side of the mountain at the end of the Two Towers and the fight lasted a good 30 minutes or so, with the Ents and Gandalf and all that shit. then they kind of had another similar siege thing in the Return of the King but I didn't like that as much :lol.

[Scum]

I'm guessing City are awaiting the return of Arsenal boss in 2 weeks for the RVP deal. In the meantime, they want Coloccini lol. As for Pep... I think earliest he can take over Spain (if he wants it) is after the World Cup. Del Bosque has no reason to step down.

Coloccini? What the bloody hell? lol

[Kyoufu]

Coloccini? What the bloody hell? lol

Yep. Lescott is leaving apparently. Or maybe he just wants more money.

[Messi]

God the end of Misfits season 3 makes me really sad every time I watch it :/

[Regulus Tera]

Salcido has been shit tonight.

[Kozak]

I'd take Guardiola at Turkey.

Gets to work with Nuri Sahin, Arda Turan and Mehmet Topal. Maybe he can mould us into a winning side.

[Regulus Tera]

Well, at least they didn't lose. :/ I don't wanna take much from today's score (Olympic Mexico 1 Club León 1) since this is not the kinda opposition they will face at the tournament, but a lot of players left something to be desired. Peralta and Salcido should do more to ratify their inclusion in the squad. Gio looked okay, but his finishing could have got us the victory had he been somewhat finer.

[KidA Seven]

Salcido has been shit tonight.

I told you man...

[FootballFan]

Video from Jordi Albas presentation.

[WoodenLung]

"I can't compare Wolves to Cologne, the problem in Cologne was all the players were brain dead" Oh Ståle.

[xintin]

Barca kit doenst look too bad on an actual person. Looked terrible in all the leaks beforehand.

[WoodenLung]

It still looks pretty bad.

[dc89]

Just watched Messi's 4 goals vs Arsenal in the CL QF. God damn. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xof...-04-2010_sport I said, god damn.

The third goal is ridiculous.

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Alba is a really good player, but man do I hate badge kissing. Especially when he's only been there 5 minutes.

[WoodenLung]

Alba is a really good player, but man do I hate badge kissing. Especially when he's only been there 5 minutes.

5 min and 7 years. ;)

[dc89]

HNNNNG.

I hope for the CL games they use a font on the back which is the same colour as the Etihad lettering on the front, it would look top!

[jtb]

5 min and 7 years. ;)

dat Barca DNA. they are so fucking lazy too, just sell their youth products and buy them back at cut-rate price. /bitter

[FootballFan]

dat Barca DNA. they are so fucking lazy too, just sell their youth products and buy them back at cut-rate price. /bitter

Pique, Cesc(wasn't sold, was stolen), Alba and ?

Didn't know Valdes, Puyol, Busquets, Iniesta, Xavi, Messi, Thiago, Pedro, Tello, Cuenca etc were sold as youths and bought back later.

[xbhaskarx]

Brian Phillips ‏@runofplay

Bold investigative journalism by the AP in "obtaining" Usmanov's letter to Kroenke. I mean, opening their email and everything. What I'm saying is, the letter isn't meant to communicate with/persuade Kroenke. We aren't eavesdropping on internal Arsenal deliberations. It's a PR move by a guy who's been frozen out of running the club and is now using the RVP situation to try to get some leverage. So the reporting that makes this sound like something Deep Throat snuck into a garage is silly. The reaction is the whole story here. I'm sitting in a Nando's eating chicken, by the way.