Soka
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Originally Posted by Daydream Sequence: View Post
The one on the far left however. Shapely.
That's Michelle Williams of Dawson's Creek fame I think.
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#52

holy shit she got worse when it comes to comedy
must be a new low even for her
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#53

Funniest female comedian on the planet. I <3 her.
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#54

Originally Posted by Reiko: View Post
You mean that nude clip with her and other women in the shower? Meh.

+1 for Michelle William's bush
Most likely a merkin.
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#55

I find both her and her sister attractive. I liked her show but not a fan of her stand up.
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#56

My favourite Sarah related bit is her making Amy Poehler, Julia Louis Drefus, Christina Applegate, Mary Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski crack the fuck up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMVOFEeHws
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#57

U.S politics is seriously weird....
Utako
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#58

Originally Posted by KAP151: View Post
U.S politics is seriously weird....
People will naturally act out during a Cold Civil War.
To Far Away Times
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#59

Nothing Sarah Silverman does can ever be sexy.
Mr. Fix
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#60

Phhh, Gianna Michaels > Sarah Silverman.
Reiko
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#61

Originally Posted by Mr. Fix: View Post
Phhh, Gianna Michaels > Sarah Silverman.


LOL They do look similar. Except Gianna's body is a shitload better.
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#62

Look like she was wearing stocks.
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#63

I wanna be that dog.

Originally Posted by Mr. Fix: View Post
Phhh, Gianna Michaels > Sarah Silverman.
Why not both?
Az987
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#64

Hmmm

Hmmm

A girl could get a guy off with scissoring? Like... how?
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#65

A 100 Mill to scissor Sarah Silverman? I would definitely go broke
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#66

Originally Posted by jambo: View Post
I had no idea she was 41...
She was on SNL in the early 90s, if you can believe it.
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#67

Ok I laughed pretty hard when the poor 1-eyed dog came out
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#68

I like Sarah Silverman, this wasn't great. I enjoyed The Great Schlep, though.
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#69

Originally Posted by AnEternalEnigma: View Post
I don't follow her work, but she will always have my respect for humiliating Paris Hilton right to her face at that MTV thing a few years ago.
Link?
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#70

Originally Posted by Aselith: View Post
Link?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hmxItUtoU

Look at Paris' face after Silverman made the joke. You can tell it got her.
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#71

Originally Posted by AnEternalEnigma: View Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hmxItUtoU

Look at Paris' face after Silverman made the joke. You can tell it got her.
LOL Paris looked mad salty. Also, Sarah Silverman has an odd appeal to her that I like. Would smang.
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#72

This is one of those things that's not really that funny... until he accepts.

That said, I'd take her up on the offer if I were a billionaire.
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#73

Originally Posted by jambo: View Post
I had no idea she was 41...
wow
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#74

i only could think of southpark scissoring while watching the video.
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#75

Originally Posted by Blablurn: View Post
i only could think of southpark scissoring while watching the video.
scissor me timbers

just watched that ep last night lol
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#76

Damn, I think she is super hot. IMO.

O yea, it was kinda funny.
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#77

Sarah Silverman is funny and hot.
Technosteve
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#78

She should of never broke up with jimmy
Reiko
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#79

Originally Posted by Technosteve: View Post
She should of never broke up with jimmy
Blame Matt Damon
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#80

shes cute. Haven't seen much of her comedy to declare whether she's funny or not though. What I have seen of her left me straight faced, but for some reason I love her voice..
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#81

I saw her nakey
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#82

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Response: View Post
LOL Paris looked mad salty. Also, Sarah Silverman has an odd appeal to her that I like. Would smang.
Definitely. There's always been something about her that does something for me.

Also, love the comparisons to Gianna Michaels, she does look a bit like her. :D
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#83

Jimmy got out of there at the right time.
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#84

yeah she's approaching Carlos Mencia Levels of crap comedian for me
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Originally Posted by ReturnOfTheRAT: View Post
Jimmy got out of there at the right time.
She's always been like this.
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#86

Originally Posted by bud: View Post
have guys seen that nude of her in the shower?

she's so shapeless...
welp everything is over now


guess this is the end

edit: I want you to know you killed some dreams today
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#87

Originally Posted by Daydream Sequence: View Post
I always confuse her with Selma Blair. I like Selma better, but I approve of Sarah's political leanings.
Mmmm. Selma Blair.
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#88

Originally Posted by Eric Walton: View Post
welp everything is over now


guess this is the end

edit: I want you to know you killed some dreams today
Nope. Seeing Michelle Williams naked saved it.
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Originally Posted by Reiko: View Post
Nope. Seeing Michelle Williams naked saved it.
did you see those old women
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Originally Posted by Reiko: View Post
Nope. Seeing Michelle Williams naked saved it.
I don't know who that is and the picture I saw was very full of Sarah Silverman
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#91

I laughed, but only because I didn't know what was happening.
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#92

Originally Posted by Reiko: View Post
Blame Matt Damon

?
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#93

I follow her twitter account. Some pretty funny things on there. She's definitely got a different style of humour. And she never holds back.

And she's HOT! I'd convert just for her!
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#94

Originally Posted by Alligatorjandro: View Post
did you see those old women
Reiko
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Originally Posted by Alligatorjandro: View Post
did you see those old women
Ugh. Yeah unfortunately.

Originally Posted by Eric Walton: View Post
I don't know who that is and the picture I saw was very full of Sarah Silverman
It's a clip from Take this Waltz
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#96

Originally Posted by Reiko: View Post

It's a clip from Take this Waltz
no, I mean, the picture was of only Sarah Silverman and I don't know who this Michelle Williams is

edit: she's not that attractive IMO and something in me finds it unsettling that she married Heath Ledger and Jason Segel. seems like an odd combo
youngwerther
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#97

Them thighs look thick as fuck
Mariolee
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#98

Originally Posted by jambo: View Post
I had no idea she was 41...
Hot damn.
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#99

Originally Posted by OMS: View Post
Would.
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#100

Obviously, the point of this proposal is to raise awareness of this douchebag billionaire, and I think this is a pretty brilliant way to do it.

From http://scissorsheldon.com/who-is-the-100-million-man/:

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Who is the $100 Million Man?

Top 10 Things you need to know about Mitt Romney’s sugar daddy, Sheldon Adelson

He is listed in the Forbes 400 as the eighth wealthiest American. His personal wealth is estimated to be $24.9 billion.
He’s totally open about buying elections. He said he’s “against very wealthy ­people attempting to or influencing elections. But as long as it’s doable I’m going to do it.”
He’s willing to do “whatever it takes” to defeat Obama including “limitless” donations to Romney’s campaign.
He likes his casinos to be loan-shark and gangster-friendly.
He is under investigation by the Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission and the target of a civil lawsuit.
His donations to Romney make liberals like John McCain really angry.
He was a Democrat until he got really, really rich and didn’t want to pay taxes.
He hates unions and free speech. And he’s not afraid to show it.
He thinks that the Palestinians are an invented people and hates on AIPAC for being too pro-Palestinian.
His first choice candidate in 2012 was… Newt Gingrich.

(Credit: Katie Halper)
Poor Doug's lookin' rough though. That sole cloudy eye makes me sad.