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Nocturnowl · (07-21-2012, 08:56 PM)

Originally Posted by Professor Beef:

Star Wars promo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgSvUE1_gC4

Originally Posted by Anth0ny:

you don't want to know

You're right but it's too late for that now.

Jitters · (07-21-2012, 08:58 PM)

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze:

Paige does not suck. The future is bright. The future is less orange

:)

<3 Paige

Cena's Star Wars promo wasn't that bad.

Aiii · (07-21-2012, 09:01 PM)

I read porno.

I need help.

Jitters · (07-21-2012, 09:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Aiii:

I read porno.

I need help.

I knew I needed help when I read MLB as MLP. That was the day I realized I was on the internet too much.

El Pescado · (07-21-2012, 09:23 PM)

Originally Posted by TOM f'N CRUISE:

so your telling me if you seen Stone Cold and he offered you a beer you wouldnt take it.. yes even knowing you would be stunnered immediately after??

i would

I have been Cyber-Stunnered by Stone Cold on Twitter for refusing a Cyber-Six Pack.

It was the proudest moment of my Internet existence.

worldrunover · (07-21-2012, 09:36 PM)

The only way I'll be able to stomach a Cena win at the end of Raw 1000 is if he hits Punk with the briefcase BEFORE the match starts, THEN cashes in and beats him. Insta-heel turn right there. The crowd would go nuts.

davidsaurus · (07-21-2012, 09:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Jitters:

:)

<3 Paige

Cena's Star Wars promo wasn't that bad.

What is she saying?

Evening Musuko · (07-21-2012, 10:21 PM)

Originally Posted by worldrunover:

The only way I'll be able to stomach a Cena win at the end of Raw 1000 is if he hits Punk with the briefcase BEFORE the match starts, THEN cashes in and beats him. Insta-heel turn right there. The crowd would go nuts.

But Cener's never turning heel and I doubt he'll win. If anything he'll lose then we'll have him say "Aw shucks Punk, you beat me fair and square :)" then he'll continue to main event PPVs somehow.

Striker · (07-21-2012, 10:25 PM)

Originally Posted by worldrunover:

The only way I'll be able to stomach a Cena win at the end of Raw 1000 is if he hits Punk with the briefcase BEFORE the match starts, THEN cashes in and beats him. Insta-heel turn right there. The crowd would go nuts.

Since when does Cena doing heel tactics make him a heel. He's done for it for years.

McNei1y · (07-21-2012, 10:32 PM)

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgSvUE1_gC4

You're right but it's too late for that now.

Dammit why did I watch it again. It hurts so deep.

Aiii · (07-21-2012, 10:55 PM)

So, what else are we expecting this Raw, new WWE belt? New set and/or theme perhaps?

worldrunover · (07-21-2012, 10:55 PM)

Originally Posted by Striker:

Since when does Cena doing heel tactics make him a heel. He's done for it for years.

True, but he does them against heels. This would be ultra weasel-y for him against the second biggest face in the company. I don't think it will happen, but I think it would turn him if it did.

SoulPlaya · (07-21-2012, 10:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Jitters:

:)

<3 Paige

Cena's Star Wars promo wasn't that bad.

I can't wait until she's revealed as Kane's daughter.

Professor Beef · (07-21-2012, 11:14 PM)

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgSvUE1_gC4

...What in THEE fuck is this?

Nocturnowl · (07-21-2012, 11:17 PM)

Originally Posted by Professor Beef:

...What in THEE fuck is this?

Anyway i'm currently listening to Undertaker's 1999 entrance theme (aka: the best wrestling entrance theme) and I now hope he turns up on Raw with it for no reason, hell i'll take "ain't no grave", anything but that boring dirge he's been using since his return to the deadman gimmick.
Or does Taker still have to sell the BRUTALITY of his WM match? meanwhile HHH and HBK can skip around the ring making dick jokes.

McNei1y · (07-21-2012, 11:21 PM)

What era was ending in that match? I forgot.

Nocturnowl · (07-21-2012, 11:23 PM)

Originally Posted by McNei1y:

What era was ending in that match? I forgot.

Who knows, can't be the attitude era considering Kane, Show, Henry and Jericho are still kicking around.

The HHH era of not being a suit?

funkystudent · (07-21-2012, 11:24 PM)

I would just like to use this thread to post "The One" Billy Gunns theme song again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtqVOqLWkCc

JehutyRunner · (07-21-2012, 11:24 PM)

Originally Posted by McNei1y:

What era was ending in that match? I forgot.

DX connection of Michaels in 09 and 10 and HHH in 11 and this year?

Aiii · (07-21-2012, 11:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

Who knows, can't be the attitude era considering Kane, Show, Henry and Jericho are still kicking around.

The HHH era of not being a suit?

Definatly wasn't the era of REAL FIGHTERS like HHH and maybe a littlebit Brock

Nocturnowl · (07-21-2012, 11:27 PM)

Originally Posted by funkystudent:

I would just like to use this thread to post "The One" Billy Gunns theme song again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtqVOqLWkCc

Yeah the youtube comments have it right, that's a great sitcom opening.

And i'll use this opportunity to post the classy Regal theme again.

Matthew Gallant · (07-21-2012, 11:28 PM)

Originally Posted by Professor Beef:

...What in THEE fuck is this?

Aiii · (07-21-2012, 11:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

Yeah the youtube comments have it right, that's a great sitcom opening.

And i'll use this opportunity to post the classy Regal theme again.

could fit in a training montage in Rocky or The Karate Kid any day...

Evening Musuko · (07-21-2012, 11:29 PM)

Originally Posted by funkystudent:

I would just like to use this thread to post "The One" Billy Gunns theme song again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtqVOqLWkCc

I didn't know Billy Gunn was in WCW in the early 90's.

funkystudent · 12:34 AM

Speaking of Intro music whats up with Dean Malenko's video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKBp...eature=related

Did he have some kind of ladies man/porn star gimmick I'm forgetting about?

Also I would have to say my dream job would be to work in WWE's music department.

Just sitting around recording generic guitar riffs all day then every once and a while you do something completely random and stupid like somebody gonna call there mama or something or you get lucky and record music so good is basically makes someones career. (Ryder, Rhodes)

Nocturnowl · (07-22-2012, 12:34 AM)

Originally Posted by funkystudent:

Speaking of Intro music whats up with Dean Malenko's video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKBp...eature=related

Did he have some kind of ladies man/porn star gimmick I'm forgetting about?

Yeah, he only really appeared on heat when he got that gimmick so it was kind of under the radar, he basically just walked down to the ring with a woman or two (who probably came from Godfather's Ho Train) and that was pretty much it.

SoulPlaya · (07-22-2012, 12:34 AM)

Originally Posted by funkystudent:

Speaking of Intro music whats up with Dean Malenko's video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKBp...eature=related

Did he have some kind of ladies man/porn star gimmick I'm forgetting about?

He had a ladies man gimmick. He wanted Lita, went after her, which led to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zWaqiGgnsE

Glorified G · (07-22-2012, 12:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

Yeah, he only really appeared on heat when he got that gimmick so it was kind of under the radar, he basically just walked down to the ring with a woman or two (who probably came from Godfather's Ho Train) and that was pretty much it.

He also stalked Lita for a while doing that gimmick. I vaguely remember during raw Dean showing up in the women's locker room while Lita was in the shower.

G-Fex · (07-22-2012, 12:39 AM)

Lita is terrible at acting

bean breath · (07-22-2012, 03:08 AM)

When they say the "longest running, weekly episodic show on television", well what exactly do they mean?

-Pyromaniac- · (07-22-2012, 03:09 AM)

Originally Posted by KOG:

Lita is terrible at acting

Who cares.

daycru · (07-22-2012, 03:10 AM)

Originally Posted by bean breath:

When they say the "longest running, weekly episodic show on television", well what exactly do they mean?

Made up nonsense phrases. Raw isn't even the longest running wrestling show ever.

Net_Wrecker · (07-22-2012, 03:11 AM)

Originally Posted by bean breath:

When they say the "longest running, weekly episodic show on television", well what exactly do they mean?

"Hey, hey, look at us! We've done stuff! Aren't you impressed? Hmm? Look! Hey, hey!"

bean breath · (07-22-2012, 03:29 AM)

Originally Posted by daycru:

Made up nonsense phrases. Raw isn't even the longest running wrestling show ever.

Originally Posted by Net_Wrecker:

"Hey, hey, look at us! We've done stuff! Aren't you impressed? Hmm? Look! Hey, hey!"

I guess they're comparing themselves to tv shows that only air once a week and since Raw is on all yearlong they rack up way more episodes.

G-Fex · (07-22-2012, 03:30 AM)

I miss Chyna at her prime.

:(

Kard8p3 · 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Nocturnowl:

Anyway i'm currently listening to Undertaker's 1999 entrance theme (aka: the best wrestling entrance theme) and I now hope he turns up on Raw with it for no reason, hell i'll take "ain't no grave", anything but that boring dirge he's been using since his return to the deadman gimmick.
Or does Taker still have to sell the BRUTALITY of his WM match? meanwhile HHH and HBK can skip around the ring making dick jokes.

Wait which theme is that? This one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UECh7x_Q_jE

or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9htKaWzPIE

TheGreatDivide · (07-22-2012, 03:52 AM)

1999 Undertaker is best Undertaker

Even though he barely wrestled iirc.

Kard8p3 · (07-22-2012, 04:01 AM)

Originally Posted by TheGreatDivide:

1999 Undertaker is best Undertaker

Even though he barely wrestled iirc.

April-July was his busiest time that year. The last month or so when he teamed with big show he would sit at the announce table for most of the matches because he was giving big show "tough love."

Here's a video of him in his last few weeks in 1999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwE0MK7UpT0

Forkball · (07-22-2012, 04:06 AM)

Last day of CM Punk as champ. Soak it in.

G-Fex · (07-22-2012, 04:12 AM)

Originally Posted by Forkball:

Last day of CM Punk as champ. Soak it in.

it better be, that guy sucks.

tri_willy · (07-22-2012, 05:11 AM)

Originally Posted by KOG:

it better be, that guy sucks.

cena sucks more

akskiller · (07-22-2012, 06:26 AM)

Company man punk will overcome the odds.

MPW · (07-22-2012, 06:29 AM)

Originally Posted by KOG:

it better be, that guy sucks.

i can see punk turning heel and retaining the title

SoulPlaya · (07-22-2012, 06:30 AM)

I don't care who the champion is, as long as it's not HHH.

antonz · (07-22-2012, 06:53 AM)

They just need to have the GM as a wedding gift give DB a spot in the title match and have him win it. No Punk or Cena with title = best case scenario for now

sf2fanatic · (07-22-2012, 06:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Aiii:

Not before August 1st.

:(

SoulPlaya · (07-22-2012, 07:20 AM)

This is still hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ain1IRM_F64

Brera · (07-22-2012, 07:40 AM)

Originally Posted by KOG:

it better be, that guy sucks.

He's just too boring.

I would prefer a bad guy rapping Cena.

sf2fanatic · (07-22-2012, 07:42 AM)

Originally Posted by Brera:

He's just too boring.

I would prefer a bad guy rapping Cena.

WORD LIFE!!!

Anth0ny · (07-22-2012, 07:43 AM)

Originally Posted by akskiller:

Company man punk will overcome the odds.

but the odds are against cena