[Wilbury]

Many people have been spared a great injustice.

Mind you, it's not half as depressing as your attempts to troll.

Try harder dc0. Try harder.

[Wes]

Owen starts "AskMOwen" on twitter. Proceeds to get trolled very hard.

[Spanish Wrath]

Someone has too much time on his hands/is going crazy

[dc89]

Mind you, it's not half as depressing as your attempts to troll. Try harder dc0. Try harder.

You realise I was joking right?

Owen starts "AskMOwen" on twitter. Proceeds to get trolled very hard.

Good. The guys a idiot.

[Spanish Wrath]

Just asked him.

[Kyoufu]

Out of interest, where do Newcastle need to strengthen?

In my humble opinion, top priority is a CB. Remember the Newcastle-Chelsea game where Steven Taylor got injured? We had a very good defensive record until that happened. Then we had to bring in Williamson and it was all downhill from there. What we're also looking for from our CBs is goals. Top teams have CBs that are strong headers from set pieces and unfortunately we don't really have that.

Next position is a RB. Danny Simpson is our current RB and while he saved us many points from goal-line clearances last season, he's just not very good for the modern game. He's very weak in the final third of the pitch which is why we're hoping to bring in Mathieu Debuchy.

Last but not least, a Striker that can preferably also play on the wing. Cisse and Ba are both centre forwards and both Senegalese so we'll lose them when they go to the ACON in January.

That's pretty much it. Anything else is also welcome.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dvtg69781qk19xqo1_400.gif[/IMG] Someone has too much time on his hands/is going crazy

I am going crazy :D

[BrentonRodgers]

Owen starts "AskMOwen" on twitter. Proceeds to get trolled very hard.

#askMOwen If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?

[Wilbury]

You realise I was joking right?

no i fort u wer been sirius lool

[Vivalaraza]

MirrorFootball ‏@MirrorFootball
Do you feel a great affinity with Bradley Wiggins, who has also won a championship while sitting down? #askMOwen

lololol

[dc89]

no i fort u wer been sirius lool

You confuse me. Well done.

[Kyoufu]

If you guys want to see someone get trolled hard, search twitter for #AskEnrique

Newcastle fans trolled him sooooo hard I couldn't stop laughing. :lol

[Yurt]

#AskMOwen How do you feel about about this statue that was made in honor of your time at Manchester United?




Lttp: Awesome video, Arnie! I wish we could make one for Conte :p

[BrentonRodgers]

If you guys want to see someone get trolled hard, search twitter for #AskEnrique Newcastle fans trolled him sooooo hard I couldn't stop laughing. :lol]

Trololol

C #askenrique What did it feel like winning a trophy 6 months after joining havin come from a club that hasn't won anything for 57 years?

[dc89]

Bob Cass is pretty desperate to add a extra spice to his story if he says Mancini is at logger heads with the City owners over transfers this summer.

Doesn't he realise Mancini more than likely asked for assurances on who we can attempt to sign and probably used his circumstances with one year left on his contract to his advantage?

[Kyoufu]

Trololol

Hahah, that is a good one. Twitter is awesome.

[BrentonRodgers]

Hahah, that is a good one. Twitter is awesome.

Twitter has improved transfer windows exponentially.

[Vivalaraza]

Bob Cass is pretty desperate to add a extra spice to his story if he says Mancini is at logger heads with the City owners over transfers this summer. Doesn't he realise Mancini more than likely asked for assurances on who we can attempt to sign and probably used his circumstances with one year left on his contract to his advantage?

I think the answer is that Bob Cass chats absolute shit, like most journos.

FWIW though, City are obv selling before they buy and I would assume Mancini like any manager would rather do his business early. Not exactly logger heads...but yeah.

[Salvadora]

Hearing M'Vila to Arsenal should be completed within the next 2 and half weeks :)

I'm holding you to this.

[Help Me!]

"On a scale of 1 to Andy Carroll..." LOL That kid has a bright future.

[Vivalaraza]

Seen this same rumour about MVila on Twitter too, saying it will be done in 17 days. Strange length of time but whatever.

I think it will happen but it's just strange it's taking so long when there were people saying it was a done deal over a month ago.

I've seen people say Arsenal might look at Capoue instead. Interestingly saw a stat which said M'Vila is Ligue1's best passer and Capoue the worst.

[The_Hitcher89]

Wilbury, can you PM me the Fantasy League code? Cheers

[dc89]

Twitter has improved transfer windows exponentially.

I used to like transfer windows where you couldn't look into every detail and drive yourself to distraction.

I think the answer is that Bob Cass chats absolute shit, like most journos. FWIW though, City are obv selling before they buy and I would assume Mancini like any manager would rather do his business early. Not exactly logger heads...but yeah.

Mancini was highly critical last season. He wanted Nasri early doors, but he got him very late on. He will have been assured more power and he was assured greater control over the medical area as well, maybe bring his own guys in.

He was pissed when a medic applied a spray to Aguero's foot and it ended up blistering him.

I'm holding you to this.

Me too.

[Clegg]

Manchester United have a £50m summer warchest

We seem to get these articles every Summer.

[Vivalaraza]

[URL="http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/334472/Sir-Alex-Ferguson-s-50m-war-chest"]Manchester United have a £50m summer warchest[/URL] We seem to get these articles every Summer.

It must be that Ronaldo money we've got left over!

[Kyoufu]

Manchester United have a £50m summer warchest

I felt bad for you guys so I donated.

[qindarka]

Hasn't M'Vila been close to joining Arsenal for what seems like 10 years now? What is the source for the latest rumours?

[PaulLFC]

[dc89]

Lee Trundle signed for PNE a week or so ago. Played in a friendly yesterday, came off after 15 mins or so after suffering a suspected knee ligament injury. May not play again this season.

[Vivalaraza]

Liverpool kit looks so good.

Suso is class. I hope he doesn't make it.

Or leaves.

[Help Me!]

Liverpool kit looks so good.

Really? Saw it stores yesterday and it looks like shit. Material is crappy and they put a fucking collar on it.

[Clegg]

Suso looks like one of those lads that will develop into a great player and then fuck off to Spain when he becomes a superstar.

[Kyoufu]

Yeah Suso is destined for Barca/Real. Better use him well while you can :p

[Vivalaraza]

Really? Saw it stores yesterday and it looks like shit. Material is crappy and they put a fucking collar on it.

I really like it. The material is nice IMO, maybe a bit heavy for a football shirt. Like the collar too.

[dc89]

Liverpool kit looks so good. Suso is class. I hope he doesn't make it. Or leaves.

Really? Saw it stores yesterday and it looks like shit. Material is crappy and they put a fucking collar on it.

I saw it in a shop yesterday and I liked it! Well, as much as I can like it.

[Wilbury]

Wilbury, can you PM me the Fantasy League code? Cheers

Will do it when I'm home in a few hours unless someone else can check the league code? My 3G's running slow with anything that isn't optimised for phones!

[Help Me!]

I guess I am just anti-collar...Also, the adidas 'Pool kits were awesome. These seem a step back.

[Kyoufu]

Pardiola says Ba will play a central role for 90% of next season's games. So we're reverting back to 4-4-2. Fuck.

I liked 4-3-3 so much better......

[faridmon]

As much as I am sympathetic towards what happened to Rangers throughout their process of becoming a 3rd tier club, their talk about how the players who left them should have signed contract with them really irk me by stating. I know they want some compensation for them, but we are talking about players who stayed with them during their hardship and had to take a major wage cut to help the club financially (some are reported that they have taken more than a half salary cut to keep the club floating!) For one, Football players are not slaves and have to think about their wages since football is also their carrier and to go on with a club that have no stability is suicidal. Also, they need to find another club, and the best way to do so is to be a bosman. If they did indeed signed that contract, for all they know, they would have stuck with Rangers and that is just a hazard. The club they went, did not want to pay anything in the first place, and the players would be in a puzzling position try to figure out where their future is heading to.

Remember: If you want compensation for your players, try not to get bankrupt in the first place. Morons.

[Salvadora]

Serious lack of Arsenal rumours concerning defenders.

[Kyoufu]

Serious lack of Arsenal rumours concerning defenders.

But you have Koscielny you don't need defenders

[PrematureQuiche]

Just got Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD! Just about to finish downloading...can't wait to play this. I used to always play 1/2/3 with my brother!

[Clegg]

Just got Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD! Just about to finish downloading...can't wait to play this. I used to always play 1/2/3 with my brother!

You may have made a huge mistake...

[PrematureQuiche]

You may have made a huge mistake...

waitwaitwait....why? It just finished downloading

[Salvadora]

I'd buy a re-release of Tony Hawks Underground. Loved that game despite its flaws.

[Clegg]

waitwaitwait....why? It just finished downloading

It's not gotten very good reviews.

Not trying to put you off the game. Just telling you what I've read.

[HixxSAFC]

THUG was great. All went to pot after that.

[PrematureQuiche]

It's not gotten very good reviews. Not trying to put you off the game. Just telling you what I've read.

Oh okay! I was worried there was something really wrong with the game :/ I am not as good at this as I remember!

I have been replaying THUG 2 on PC recently and still really enjoy playing that!

[Gareth Bale]

Serious lack of Arsenal rumours concerning defenders.

You have 2 left backs, 2 rights backs, and 5 centre-halves, not including that Spanish defender and that other young guy who played a few times last year. And that Coq who played in defence as well. Yeah I'd be very surprised if Wenger went after another defender, considering he rates all these players.

[Clegg]

I know people were asking about pics of Anderson.

Well here he is from yesterdays game.

[BrentonRodgers]

I know people were asking about pics of Anderson. Well here he is from yesterdays game.

Thunder thighs.