MThanded
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(07-21-2012, 02:57 AM)

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You get to be one inanimate object #1

What do you want to be?

I'm still reasoning about my choice.

Edit: this was an accident. Posted from the mobile app.
Last edited by MThanded; 07-21-2012 at 03:05 AM.
Turok_TTZ
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(07-21-2012, 03:29 AM)

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#2

a sex toy.
Herpes Reasons
aka Gilbert's Comic Sans
(07-21-2012, 05:33 PM)

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#3

Originally Posted by Turok_TTZ: View Post
a sex toy.
a butt plug is one.
what you would see up there no man has seen before.
g0est
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(07-21-2012, 11:08 PM)
#4

Originally Posted by Basketball Reasons: View Post
a butt plug is one.
what you would see up there no man has seen before.
Are you saying that women don't get colonoscopys?
Alligatorjandro
MONEY UP, BITCH
(07-21-2012, 11:13 PM)

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#5

a kung fu
HeySeuss
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(07-22-2012, 12:40 AM)

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#6

A metal gynecologists tool. That way you get to be used many times a day and you last for years. A dildo gets pulled out only on occasion and your stuck in the same snatch every time.
JordanN
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(07-22-2012, 01:16 AM)

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#7

Edit: Wrong thread.
perryfarrell
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(07-22-2012, 04:34 AM)

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#8

A house.
disappeared
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(07-22-2012, 05:31 AM)

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#9

didn't we just have this thread last night?
24FrameDaVinci
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(07-22-2012, 05:42 AM)

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#10

Michelle Williams panties.
Atenhaus
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(07-25-2012, 07:59 AM)

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#11

A Leica M9.

Wait, fuck, that means I'll be perpetually fondled by a gaggle of middle-aged men.
Outlaw
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(07-25-2012, 05:38 PM)

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#12

Uranus
WoodenLung
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(07-25-2012, 05:40 PM)

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#13

Honeydew rainbow rhumba panties.
Kave_Man
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(07-25-2012, 11:10 PM)

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#14

Originally Posted by Shick Brithouse: View Post
A metal gynecologists tool. That way you get to be used many times a day and you last for years. A dildo gets pulled out only on occasion and your stuck in the same snatch every time.
Yeah but it's not like gynecologists only see the greatest vaginas out there. You're going to be dealing with a lot more bad ones then good.
Zeus Molecules
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(07-25-2012, 11:13 PM)

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Originally Posted by Kave_Man: View Post
Yeah but it's not like gynecologists only see the greatest vaginas out there. You're going to be dealing with a lot more bad ones then good.
lol for killing his dream
HiResDes
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(07-26-2012, 03:30 AM)

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#16

The Sybian
Jokergrin
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(07-26-2012, 05:32 PM)

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#17

your mom's panties.


good choice for a community thread
Easystride
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(07-26-2012, 05:46 PM)

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#18

A carbon rod