[Wallach]

The Photoshop work on her front page kind of makes her look like a Real Doll. Everything about the website can pretty much be summed up as unfortunate.

[Gaborn]

Ohhh, state senator. Sure, go for it kiddo.

Well isn't that delightfully belittling.

[Rapstah]

Her skin actually looks like latex. She looks more like plastic than some naturally healthy baby-skinned amazo-woman.

[BertramCooper]

New York is better than this.

No, it really isn't.

[Devolution]

I have no idea. The only reason I even know that is because I Googled it five minutes ago.

It means you have two little party symbols next to your name on the ballot instead of just one. I lived in New York for two years and I never understood how it worked.

Oh weird. I mean I could understand if Conservative party was more Goldwater oriented rather than they current neocon stock of repubs but oh well.

[Izick]

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

No, it really isn't.

For shame.

I didn't realize Sarah Silverman was running for NYS Senate.

That's unfair to Sarah.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Well isn't that delightfully belittling.

Hey I ain't apologizing for belittling state senators.

[Gaborn]

Hey I ain't apologizing for belittling state senators.

I'm just wondering how old you are to call a 22 year old "kiddo"

[Pie Lord]

its pretty honest

What does this mean, exactly?

[Anticitizen One]

Senator of Jersey Shore maybe

[Devolution]

All that fucking pink just gave me a seizure.

[XANDER CAGE]

All that fucking pink just gave me a seizure.

It wasn't the music?

[Devolution]

It wasn't the music?

Firefox blocked the script. Guess I got lucky.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I'm just wondering how old you are to call a 22 year old "kiddo"

Almost old enough to be her dad, although I'd had to have been way luckier in high school than I actually was, admittedly.

And yeah I think 22 is awfully young, on the whole, to be running for legislature, state senator jokes notwithstanding.

[evil solrac v3.0]

Oh, damn, that's right. /facepalm

conservative and liberal are basically non-existent but they latch onto either party that most aligns with their philosophy.

[Gaborn]

Almost old enough to be her dad, although I'd had to have been way luckier in high school than I actually was, admittedly. And yeah I think 22 is awfully young, on the whole, to be running for legislature, state senator jokes notwithstanding.

Eh, it does seem young but I've heard of younger mayors and such.

[evil solrac v3.0]

New York is better than this.

no it's really not. people have this idea in their heads that NYS/NYC is some liberal mecca of progressiveness.... it's far from that, specially in the city but more so upstate.

[Escape Goat]

I can't stop laughing at this for some reason.

Hey guys! i just found this copy of the Constitution in my glovebox! I'm all Nicolas Cage up in this bitch!

[B-Dubs]

no it's really not. people have this idea in their heads that NYS/NYC is some liberal mecca of progressiveness.... it's far from that, specially in the city but more so upstate.

No I think saying we're better than this is fair. She won't win, only like 30% of us were dumb enough to vote for Paladino in the last gubernatorial race and he probably would have won in most other states.

[Jason Raize '75 - '04]

So we're here to laugh at her website design?
That's pretty sad

[Amir0x]

So we're here to laugh at her website design? That's pretty sad

we're actually here to laugh at everything about her, from her platform to her website design

it's actually pretty hilarious

[StudioTan]

Thread title is incorrect and a misquote, what her site actually says is "I'm Senator And I Know It".

[Klaymator14]

this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen

[BertramCooper]

this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen

More hilarious than Basil Marceaux?

[gooey kablooie]

"I'm Basil Marceaux.com"

That whole video is gold.