[ConfusingJazz]

Craig James is broke. And is asking for donations.

Yup.

[SyNapSe]

I should have donated $5. Apparently, that gets you a personal acknowledgement.

[BertramCooper]

I love how every time I google Craig James I also get James Bond news.

(Daniel Craig; James Bond. Get it?)

[ConfusingJazz]

I should have donated $5. Apparently, that gets you a personal acknowledgement.

Oh yeah, would like to point out Ramzy Nasrallah isn't me. He is the guy that donated 5 bucks to leave a special message for Craig James on his campaign website: http://deadspin.com/5873669/campaign...t-dead-hookers

[yellowjacket25]

Hmm, that is true. I guess I am expecting this year's team to be somewhat more talented/less implosion-prone.

You might be right. They have had the talent to jump back into the top tier of college football for a while, I think most people are just waiting for it to happen. It seems like it has to eventually. Me personally, I would love to see it. I have always liked Florida St.

[StrikerObi]

The fact that Duke isn't getting its point is some bullshit.

Who is it that always does that? Was it Spurrier?

[Cyan]

Who is it that always does that? Was it Spurrier?

Yeah. The poll people basically yelled at him for "ruining the integrity of the poll" (lollerskates) and he stopped doing it.

[LosDaddie]

They have had the talent to jump back into the top tier of college football for a while,.

Not true. Maybe the top tier of the ACC if FSU had better coaching, but not the nation.

Recruiting rankings mean squat if you don't get those players on your team, or they get dismissed after a season (or two).

[bluemax]

These guys are being ridiculous. Obviously Georgia will choke, but FSU will choke much harder. I do find it lol-worthy that the SECSECSEC has 5 of the top 10 spots. Dat hype.

"They played 4 teams ranked in the preseason top 10!"

*Ignores fact that all are now unranked*

[Talon]

Craig James is broke. And is asking for donations.

Craig James kickstarter.

After $10,000, he admits that he killed 2000 hookers.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Craig James kickstarter. After $10,000, he admits that he killed 2000 hookers.

Mike Leach is writing a check right now.

[jstevenson]

Craig James kickstarter. After $10,000, he admits that he killed 2000 hookers.

1 million dollar STRETCH GOAL: Will Apologize to Mike Leach, in person, wearing a dress

[ConfusingJazz]

Hey bama fans, you're going to want to check this out: http://imgur.com/a/PlinL

I would say Auburn fans as well, but we don't have any of those.

[Cyan]

1 million dollar STRETCH GOAL: Will Apologize to Mike Leach, in person, wearing a dress

I'd pay to see that shit.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I'd pay to see that shit.

I think we could raise money real easy for that.

[Lonestar]

Hey bama fans, you're going to want to check this out: http://imgur.com/a/PlinL I would say Auburn fans as well, but we don't have any of those.

Not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing.

Looks like normal, standard, Auburn GameDay Uniforms to me.

[Schmitty]

Well... Bolden actually led a TD drive against Bama last year, so LSU wasted little time.

Boom

Take that Cyan

[timetokill]

... Get Yer Peanuts Here?

[mre]

... Get Yer Peanuts Here?

Come on, son. Get your piss hot.

[Lonestar]

... Get Yer Peanuts Here?

It's such a crazy statement, that it transcends sarcasm.

[cdyhybrid]

Shame on John L Smith for encouraging his players to fail drug tests.

[mre]

Shame on John L Smith for encouraging his players to fail drug tests.

I think it's less about taking banned substances, and more about having lots and lots of unprotected sex with promiscuous women.

[BertramCooper]

Steam rising from hot piss, I take it?

EDIT: Duh, the tag just clicked.

[andycapps]

I don't even understand the saying.

[bachikarn]

Our WR coach just resigned due to his connections with Miami. We will now have a fourth WR coach in five years. I think it had to do with the new allegation that the current staff committed recruiting violations as well. Weird timing. Maybe the NCAA is going to announce punishments for Miami soon.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I don't even understand the saying.

Neither do I, I'm assuming it leaves your body at 98.6 degrees anyway. If your internal body temperature exceeded that in any significant way, you'd have more to worry about that providing Coach a relaxing golden shower.

[Lonestar]

Our WR coach just resigned due to his connections with Miami. We will now have a fourth WR coach in five years. I think it had to do with the new allegation that the current staff committed recruiting violations as well. Weird timing. Maybe the NCAA is going to announce punishments for Miami soon.

Wonder if our 1 or 2 Miami related Coaches will do something similar soon.

[mre]

Wonder if our 1 or 2 Miami related Coaches will do something similar soon.

I think our only related Miami hire works for the program in an off-the-field capacity, so I'm not sure how this will impact him unless there are pictures of him making it rain* on a recruit.



*In a decidedly un-John L. Smith fashion.

[GoldenEye 007]

Our WR coach just resigned due to his connections with Miami. We will now have a fourth WR coach in five years. I think it had to do with the new allegation that the current staff committed recruiting violations as well. Weird timing. Maybe the NCAA is going to announce punishments for Miami soon.

I wonder what Clint Hurtt over at Louisville is thinking right about now.

[Lonestar]

I think our only related Miami hire works for the program in an off-the-field capacity, so I'm not sure how this will impact him unless there are pictures of him making it rain* on a recruit. *In a decidedly un-John L. Smith fashion.

Our Offensive Line Coach was named by Shapiro on more than one occasion.

[mre]

Our Offensive Line Coach was named by Shapiro on more than one occasion.

Ack.

[Lonestar]

About Jeff Stoutland http://capstonereport.com/2011/08/16...n-miami/13050/




From the way way way back machine, reminded because of the new twist in the CFA topic (it's ok to hate Fat people), it reminded me of a couple of us talking about the subject months ago, and when I wrote this.

I still remember a post from Mercury Fred, who is almost militant in his defense of Gay issues, comment about laughing and being sickened by the fat people in front of him, in line for Ice Cream. I think it's more about being about Adele, than about the fat part. Or he's been on the "Watch List" and was on a short leash.

So, after seeing the premise come up again, I decided, I want to see if I can find that post I talked about. And I found it, in a Popeye's Chicken topic from 2009.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...08&postcount=1

Anyone else get grossed out seeing fat people eat fast food? The "no chicken?" guy and the fat lady in the SUV who's crying that she now can't feed her kids freak me out. Yesterday afternoon, I went to get an ice cream cone with a friend of mine and this pasty lady was sitting in front of the shop with these rolls of fat just cascading down her front... we went and got frozen yogurt instead.

No reason to post it here, but I just want to post it so badly over in the CFA topic, I won't because hey, Ban Town is the likely destination.

[GoldenEye 007]

Ah, the CFA threads. Good times.

[mre]

I've stayed away from that thread because of how uptight everyone is about it. The hardcore right people are getting banned too quickly to troll, and the hardcore left people are lashing out at anyone who makes a statement that doesn't outright condemn CFA with the mods providing their muscle, so it's way too risky to troll them.

I did get in a shot at the "buy local" crowd that got a few bites, but I think I was far too subtle for most people.

[truly101]

The fact that Duke isn't getting its point is some bullshit.

That hasn't happened in a few years now, since Cutcliffe took over I think. I think someone told Spurrier to knock it off.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I've stayed away from that thread because of how uptight everyone is about it. The hardcore right people are getting banned too quickly to troll, and the hardcore left people are lashing out at anyone who makes a statement outright condemning CFA with the mods providing their muscle, so it's way too risky to troll them. I did get in a shot at the "buy local" crowd that got a few bites, but I think I was far too subtle for most people.

Yeah, I thought about posting about how people are way to ramped up about this, 1st amendment, etc. But, didn't want to get banned. Although, its been a while.

[andycapps]

Neither do I, I'm assuming it leaves your body at 98.6 degrees anyway. If your internal body temperature exceeded that in any significant way, you'd have more to worry about that providing Coach a relaxing golden shower.

I'm assuming it's a coloquial way of saying that someone is working so hard that their piss is even hotter than normal. It's just an odd way of saying that you want your players to work hard. But, John L. Smith is an odd guy.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I'm assuming it's a coloquial way of saying that someone is working so hard that their piss is even hotter than normal. It's just an odd way of saying that you want your players to work hard. But, John L. Smith is an odd guy.

I'm pretty sure they have afterschool specials about what you should do if an old man tells you to get your piss hot for him.

[andycapps]

I'm pretty sure they have afterschool specials about what you should do if an old man tells you to get your piss hot for him.

Did Jerry ever ask you to get your piss hot for him? I still can't believe that one of CFB GAF's own had sleepovers with the Penn State Tickler.

[Limedust]

Fall practice hasn't really gotten into full swing, so let's post pictures of awesome shit happening in college football.

There is a discussion on another board I frequent, and a conversation about the '09 Tennessee game came up about whether Julio would have blocked the kick if Cody had missed. The picture showing how high Julio got for that play still amazes me:

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Did Jerry ever ask you to get your piss hot for him? I still can't believe that one of CFB GAF's own had sleepovers with the Penn State Tickler.

Oh man, I'm racking my brain trying to remember anything weird. And now I'm terrified if I ever ate any hotdogs or corndogs in front of the man.

[andycapps]

Oh man, I'm racking my brain trying to remember anything weird. And now I'm terrified if I ever ate any hotdogs or corndogs in front of the man.

"Hey buddy, you want another wiener? It's hot off the grill. Here, eat that a little slower, you don't want indigestion do you?"

[ChiTownBuffalo]

"Hey buddy, you want another wiener? It's hot off the grill. Here, eat that a little slower, you don't want indigestion do you?"

Damnit, I totally read that in his voice.

[andycapps]

Damnit, I totally read that in his voice.

Not gonna lie, I got a little creeped out even typing that.

[bucknuticus]

Obama called into our afternoon sports talk show and said he agrees with the punishment Penn st got.

[Lonestar]

uh oh, AJ mccarron lost 10-15 lbs.
Why you so wirey, AJ?

[mre]

uh oh, AJ mccarron lost 10-15 lbs. Why you so wirey, AJ?

So much for all those people hoping he'd put on 10-15 pounds.

[Limedust]

So much for all those people hoping he'd put on 10-15 pounds.

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[Sirpopopop]

Fairly sure I'm going to be out for a nice cat nap in the Chick Fil A thread.

That's fine I suppose.

[Talon]

Obama called into our afternoon sports talk show and said he agrees with the punishment Penn st got.

There goes Pennsylvania!