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Giving Blowjobs Cures Morning Sickness

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ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.
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Bullshit!

Actually, in some women's case, oral sex can contribute to nausea especially during early pregnancy when morning sickness is more common.

You can't tell me people really are that stupid to believe these lines;

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.
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Does this guy not know how pregnancy works? Dear lord!
 
Er-their body rejects the person's semen as an infection? Er-Riiiiiight.
 
The woman vomits because of the father's sperm in her body, months after conception? Sounds legit.

(edit) So if ingesting sperm after conception is the cure, then ingesting sperm before is inoculation! Better safe than sorry.
 
I'm sure the first thing someone who is gagging wants is a cock in their mouth. Have fun dealing with stomach acid on your crotch.
 
Hold on. so if my wife/girlfriend, whatever frequently performs oral sex on me and swallows, she should have a built in tolerance of my sperm. So if she gets morning sickness after being pregnant, then is she cheating on me?
 
mackattk said:
Hold on. so if my wife/girlfriend, whatever frequently performs oral sex on me and swallows, she should have a built in tolerance of my sperm. So if she gets morning sickness after being pregnant, then is she cheating on me?
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That makes no sense. Then women would get morning sickness if a man ever ejaculated inside them, even if the sperm didn't fertilize her egg.
 
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