Devolution
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(08-12-2012, 01:22 AM)

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#4301

I've gone to 2 strip clubs now. Some girls bodies are a complete disappointment. I expect better work ethic even from strippers.
DigitalSoul
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(08-12-2012, 02:30 AM)

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#4302

You should go teach/train them, Devo. If they don't cut it, just tell them truth...spare no feelings.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(08-12-2012, 02:50 AM)

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#4303

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
Because she's a bartender. She can get her own damn drink.

And strippers are psycho mang. The stories I could tell you.
Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
...go on.
Word to this.

Man, I don't understand people that just would rather drop bread on weed than to take care of their business. Blows my mind constantly...
Devolution
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(08-12-2012, 03:02 AM)

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#4304

Originally Posted by DigitalSoul: View Post
You should go teach/train them, Devo. If they don't cut it, just tell them truth...spare no feelings.
I do want to try some pole dancing though. The core workout alone would be worth it and it looks fun.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-12-2012, 03:47 AM)

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#4305

Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
I do want to try some pole dancing though. The core workout alone would be worth it and it looks fun.
Pole dancing should be an olympic sport....The shit I've seen done on a pole boggles the mind to the point it would be highly impressive even if the girl was fully clothed in leotards.
abuC
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(08-12-2012, 06:06 AM)

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#4306

I'm not a fan of strip clubs been a few times but haven't gone in ages. I get the same feeling from going to the Zoo and making eye contact with a Tiger or Lion, skrippas have that same "defeated" look in their eyes.
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(08-12-2012, 06:13 AM)

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#4307

Originally Posted by abuC: View Post
I'm not a fan of strip clubs been a few times but haven't gone in ages. I get the same feeling from going to the Zoo and making eye contact with a Tiger or Lion, skrippas have that same "defeated" look in their eyes.

Its beautiful isn't it?
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-12-2012, 06:53 AM)

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#4308

Originally Posted by abuC: View Post
I'm not a fan of strip clubs been a few times but haven't gone in ages. I get the same feeling from going to the Zoo and making eye contact with a Tiger or Lion, skrippas have that same "defeated" look in their eyes.
Skrippas have eyes?!!?
The Faceless Master
(08-12-2012, 07:29 AM)

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#4309

wow, can't believe people are getting ether'd in the "4 unhealthy mentalities" thread... smh
Htown
STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
(08-12-2012, 07:34 AM)

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#4310

I love that every mentality in that thread has defenders, with the exception of the gangstalking one because those people probably think the thread posters are in on the conspiracy.
Devolution
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(08-12-2012, 09:52 AM)

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#4311

Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
wow, can't believe people are getting ether'd in the "4 unhealthy mentalities" thread... smh
There are a couple posters who have an unhealthy fascination with posting that kind of shit at me or posting my name out of nowhere.
G-Fex
G for Gothic Lolita
(08-12-2012, 10:02 AM)

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#4312

Originally Posted by abuC: View Post
I'm not a fan of strip clubs been a few times but haven't gone in ages. I get the same feeling from going to the Zoo and making eye contact with a Tiger or Lion, skrippas have that same "defeated" look in their eyes.
Really? Heh.

Ah well. I always said when I had like 60+ dollars id treat myself to a strip club.

I don't think I ever will though.
ViewtifulJC
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(08-12-2012, 03:06 PM)

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#4313

Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
wow, can't believe people are getting ether'd in the "4 unhealthy mentalities" thread... smh
Damnit God's Beard...now we'll never get that Thor UMvC3 match-up videos
Urban Scholar
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(08-12-2012, 04:22 PM)

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#4314

Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
Damnit God's Beard...now we'll never get that Thor UMvC3 match-up videos
Not perma right? ....
The Incarnation
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(08-12-2012, 04:29 PM)

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#4315

Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
There are a couple posters who have an unhealthy fascination with posting that kind of shit at me or posting my name out of nowhere.
Noticed this myself, the last one tried to commit suicide or there was a fear of him doing so last time I paid attention.
Bay Maximus
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(08-12-2012, 05:51 PM)

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#4316

Originally Posted by G-Fex: View Post
Really? Heh.

Ah well. I always said when I had like 60+ dollars id treat myself to a strip club.

I don't think I ever will though.
Sounds like times are hard over there boss. And if you ever find yourself with $60.01, remind yourself that porn is free and do something better with the cash.

Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
...go on.
Pretty skeevy shit, I could PM you if you're truly curious but in general I've just noticed that dancers and ex-dancers aren't the most mentally stable people around.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-12-2012, 10:51 PM)

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#4317

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post

Pretty skeevy shit, I could PM you if you're truly curious but in general I've just noticed that dancers and ex-dancers aren't the most mentally stable people around.
The same goes for urban glamour models, video vixens, escorts, and porn stars because they tend to be the same women just multitasking.
Barrage
Modano is Satan.Modano is Bin Laden.
Modano is Lebron.
(08-12-2012, 10:54 PM)

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#4318

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post



Pretty skeevy shit, I could PM you if you're truly curious but in general I've just noticed that dancers and ex-dancers aren't the most mentally stable people around.
PM me if you wouldn't mind. I've been offered a job in a gentlemen's club, trying to hear a lotta worst case scenarios before deciding.
Devolution
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(08-12-2012, 10:58 PM)

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#4319

Originally Posted by Barrage: View Post
PM me if you wouldn't mind. I've been offered a job in a gentlemen's club, trying to hear a lotta worst case scenarios before deciding.
Violent exes, baby mama drama, drug addiction, it's not a healthy environment.
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(08-13-2012, 03:54 AM)
#4320

This is the part where I ask if I'm too thoroughly detached from normal people again.

When I go out (as in get dressed up more than usual, pay a cover charge, hype the night accordingly) to a bar/club/lounge with a cover charge - I go with the following priorities

1) hook up, or lay ground work for hooking up in the near future
2) have a good time
3*) not get into a fight

i might have lost myself somewhere again
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
(08-13-2012, 05:01 AM)

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#4321

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
This is the part where I ask if I'm too thoroughly detached from normal people again.

When I go out (as in get dressed up more than usual, pay a cover charge, hype the night accordingly) to a bar/club/lounge with a cover charge - I go with the following priorities

1) hook up, or lay ground work for hooking up in the near future
2) have a good time
3*) not get into a fight

i might have lost myself somewhere again
I can't enjoy myself in a club. I'm too busy being a guard dog to my friends to enjoy myself outside of small talk. But I don't have that problem in a bar.
ReiGun
They call me "Mr Soap"
(08-13-2012, 05:30 AM)

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#4322

Only been to a club twice in my life. First time was me, one of my homeboys, and two of our female friends. Pretty much spent the night watching the girls cause they were totally drunk. The kept bumping into everyone as they danced (weren't many folk in the club that night, so they had adequate space to move. not that they gave a fuck at the time lol), and one of them went up to the DJ booth to request a song and ended up turning the music off.

Second time was for the previous homeboy's birthday. He got totally drunk and spent the night shouting and talking about fucking one of our friends as loudly as he could...and that was pretty much the highlight of the evening. lol
Dragonzord
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(08-13-2012, 03:32 PM)

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#4323

I just saw Usain Bolt's girlfriend. I guess she has a show or something? Either way, nice.jpeg
The Faceless Master
(08-13-2012, 03:49 PM)

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#4324

Originally Posted by Dragonzord: View Post
I just saw Usain Bolt's girlfriend. I guess she has a show or something? Either way, nice.jpeg
the one he broke up with? or a new one?
ViewtifulJC
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(08-13-2012, 03:51 PM)

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#4325

and ya'll don't post pics

c'mon man
Dragonzord
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(08-13-2012, 03:56 PM)

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#4326

Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
the one he broke up with? or a new one?

Not the blonde
Quote:
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
(08-13-2012, 03:56 PM)

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#4327

Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
the one he broke up with? or a new one?
did they break up because he finishes too quickly ?
BHZ Mayor
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(08-13-2012, 04:22 PM)

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#4328

Originally Posted by double jump: View Post
did they break up because he finishes too quickly ?
G-Fex
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(08-13-2012, 05:32 PM)

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#4329

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
Sounds like times are hard over there boss. And if you ever find yourself with $60.01, remind yourself that porn is free and do something better with the cash..
No not so much the income, I got my monies. But I mean getting the courage to go through with it.

Which I probably wont, you're right there's better things to do with the money.
DigitalSoul
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(08-13-2012, 05:36 PM)

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#4330

Originally Posted by Dragonzord: View Post

Nice! I'd race Usain for her..... I'd cheat of course :P
ReiGun
They call me "Mr Soap"
(08-13-2012, 06:20 PM)

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#4331

I see you, Usain. Not bad at all.
Bay Maximus
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(08-13-2012, 06:51 PM)

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#4332

Originally Posted by Barrage: View Post
PM me if you wouldn't mind. I've been offered a job in a gentlemen's club, trying to hear a lotta worst case scenarios before deciding.
I think taking a job at a gentlemen's club is quite a bit different. Your safety/sanity will largely depend on the atmosphere of the club and what it is you do. You're likely good if you keep your nose clean and work at a decent club. Many states have laws designed to keep the patrons from getting too rowdy as well. The problem I've seen is when you have bouncers taking money to let dancers turn tricks and getting into financial dispute with the pimps or staff getting hooked on shit that the strippers are passing around. I reiterate, you're much more likely to have a serious situation with a dancer than a customer.

When I was teenager I was given a car but had no money to do anything, so I made ends meet by driving strippers/prostitutes to their outcalls and pulling 'security'. First it was just some women I had went to HS with but eventually their friends got word that I was a safe and reliable driver so I had money, they had money and everybody was happy. Still, I got to see up close and personal how fucked up these women were. Stealing from each other for no reason, working without clearing up their STD's, one was writing letters to her physically abusive former pimp in prison while she was living with her child and a guy that loved her. But my mental turning point came when a new girl (with a reference) asked for a ride and I go to pick her up and she comes out of the apartment with a fucking baby basket. I tell her 1) that's not a carseat and 2) I'm not a babysitter. And she's pleading for me --a guy she's never even seen before currently engaged in criminal activity-- to drive her and watch her infant unsupervised so she could turn a trick. She needed her next fix and bad. I just tossed her a few dollars and turned down the work. It wasn't until that situation that I truly thought I was doing something unethical.

But anyway sorry for the wall of text. And stay away from strippers.
DrFunk
not licensed in your state
(08-13-2012, 07:08 PM)

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#4333

Bay, you and Siddx could write books together
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
(08-13-2012, 07:13 PM)

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#4334

damn bay. Its always interesting to see things from that angle.
Big Baybee
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(08-13-2012, 08:48 PM)

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#4335

Originally Posted by PhoenixDark: View Post
I've met more republicans who support gay marriage than black people who support gay marriage, even if I count myself. Sucks being a member of a race of bigots
PD get in here!
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(08-13-2012, 09:01 PM)
#4336

*sigh*
Devolution
underwear police
(08-13-2012, 09:02 PM)

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#4337

This reverse racism job thread. lul.
Big Baybee
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(08-13-2012, 09:04 PM)

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#4338

Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
This reverse racism job thread. lul.
Dude that made that thread has issues. Black guy with a better position than me? Obviously affirmative action.
Devolution
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(08-13-2012, 09:07 PM)

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#4339

Originally Posted by Big Baybee: View Post
Dude that made that thread has issues. Black guy with a better position than me? Obviously affirmative action.
His numbers are worse than mine. Maybe you're just a jerk no wants to deal with.
CrazyDogg77
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(08-13-2012, 09:46 PM)

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#4340

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
I think taking a job at a gentlemen's club is quite a bit different. Your safety/sanity will largely depend on the atmosphere of the club and what it is you do. You're likely good if you keep your nose clean and work at a decent club. Many states have laws designed to keep the patrons from getting too rowdy as well. The problem I've seen is when you have bouncers taking money to let dancers turn tricks and getting into financial dispute with the pimps or staff getting hooked on shit that the strippers are passing around. I reiterate, you're much more likely to have a serious situation with a dancer than a customer.

When I was teenager I was given a car but had no money to do anything, so I made ends meet by driving strippers/prostitutes to their outcalls and pulling 'security'. First it was just some women I had went to HS with but eventually their friends got word that I was a safe and reliable driver so I had money, they had money and everybody was happy. Still, I got to see up close and personal how fucked up these women were. Stealing from each other for no reason, working without clearing up their STD's, one was writing letters to her physically abusive former pimp in prison while she was living with her child and a guy that loved her. But my mental turning point came when a new girl (with a reference) asked for a ride and I go to pick her up and she comes out of the apartment with a fucking baby basket. I tell her 1) that's not a carseat and 2) I'm not a babysitter. And she's pleading for me --a guy she's never even seen before currently engaged in criminal activity-- to drive her and watch her infant unsupervised so she could turn a trick. She needed her next fix and bad. I just tossed her a few dollars and turned down the work. It wasn't until that situation that I truly thought I was doing something unethical.

But anyway sorry for the wall of text. And stay away from strippers.
Holy shit.
GhettoGamer
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(08-13-2012, 11:38 PM)

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#4341

Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
His numbers are worse than mine. Maybe you're just a jerk no wants to deal with.

I was reading that thread and he was like the guy is underperforming and on a conference call the guy was called out about his poor work habits. So if all that the case they could have been fired the guy, regardless of race. Either the OP isnt telling us everything, lying, trying to stir up the anti-AA people or just plan salty a black man is in a better postion then he is. Im going with him being salty.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(08-14-2012, 01:30 AM)

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#4342

Originally Posted by Big Baybee: View Post
PD get in here!
smh....

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
I think taking a job at a gentlemen's club is quite a bit different. Your safety/sanity will largely depend on the atmosphere of the club and what it is you do. You're likely good if you keep your nose clean and work at a decent club. Many states have laws designed to keep the patrons from getting too rowdy as well. The problem I've seen is when you have bouncers taking money to let dancers turn tricks and getting into financial dispute with the pimps or staff getting hooked on shit that the strippers are passing around. I reiterate, you're much more likely to have a serious situation with a dancer than a customer.

When I was teenager I was given a car but had no money to do anything, so I made ends meet by driving strippers/prostitutes to their outcalls and pulling 'security'. First it was just some women I had went to HS with but eventually their friends got word that I was a safe and reliable driver so I had money, they had money and everybody was happy. Still, I got to see up close and personal how fucked up these women were. Stealing from each other for no reason, working without clearing up their STD's, one was writing letters to her physically abusive former pimp in prison while she was living with her child and a guy that loved her. But my mental turning point came when a new girl (with a reference) asked for a ride and I go to pick her up and she comes out of the apartment with a fucking baby basket. I tell her 1) that's not a carseat and 2) I'm not a babysitter. And she's pleading for me --a guy she's never even seen before currently engaged in criminal activity-- to drive her and watch her infant unsupervised so she could turn a trick. She needed her next fix and bad. I just tossed her a few dollars and turned down the work. It wasn't until that situation that I truly thought I was doing something unethical.

But anyway sorry for the wall of text. And stay away from strippers.
smh.


Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-14-2012, 01:40 AM)

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#4343

Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
I think taking a job at a gentlemen's club is quite a bit different. Your safety/sanity will largely depend on the atmosphere of the club and what it is you do. You're likely good if you keep your nose clean and work at a decent club. Many states have laws designed to keep the patrons from getting too rowdy as well. The problem I've seen is when you have bouncers taking money to let dancers turn tricks and getting into financial dispute with the pimps or staff getting hooked on shit that the strippers are passing around. I reiterate, you're much more likely to have a serious situation with a dancer than a customer.

When I was teenager I was given a car but had no money to do anything, so I made ends meet by driving strippers/prostitutes to their outcalls and pulling 'security'. First it was just some women I had went to HS with but eventually their friends got word that I was a safe and reliable driver so I had money, they had money and everybody was happy. Still, I got to see up close and personal how fucked up these women were. Stealing from each other for no reason, working without clearing up their STD's, one was writing letters to her physically abusive former pimp in prison while she was living with her child and a guy that loved her. But my mental turning point came when a new girl (with a reference) asked for a ride and I go to pick her up and she comes out of the apartment with a fucking baby basket. I tell her 1) that's not a carseat and 2) I'm not a babysitter. And she's pleading for me --a guy she's never even seen before currently engaged in criminal activity-- to drive her and watch her infant unsupervised so she could turn a trick. She needed her next fix and bad. I just tossed her a few dollars and turned down the work. It wasn't until that situation that I truly thought I was doing something unethical.

But anyway sorry for the wall of text. And stay away from strippers.
you just ruined strippers for me...
Professor Beef
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(08-14-2012, 01:50 AM)

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#4344

Originally Posted by Zeus Molecules: View Post
you just ruined strippers for me...
You've never read siddx's thread about working in a strip club, I take it.
Parallax
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(08-14-2012, 02:14 AM)

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#4345

Originally Posted by Zeus Molecules: View Post
you just ruined strippers for me...
Never seen the players club before?
Professor Beef
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(08-14-2012, 02:18 AM)

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#4346

Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
Never seen the players club before?
I remember watching that movie as a kid thinking "alright, time for some boobies."

Just...jesus christ man.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-14-2012, 02:21 AM)

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#4347

Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
You've never read siddx's thread about working in a strip club, I take it.
no can you link to it
Professor Beef
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(08-14-2012, 02:22 AM)

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#4348

Originally Posted by Zeus Molecules: View Post
no can you link to it
No prob man.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
(08-14-2012, 02:23 AM)

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#4349

Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
Never seen the players club before?
i seen the players club as a kid and being annoyed it didn't show more titties. I haven't seen it yet as a (mostly) rational adult.
ReiGun
They call me "Mr Soap"
(08-14-2012, 02:24 AM)

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#4350

I've never seen "The Player's Club" all the way through, but every time I catch it, I see the horrible parts. The stalker dude, that one chick that was (I think) trying to pimp out that younger girl. I'm sure the movie as a whole is a little more uplifting by the end. Or at least I hope it is.