[Dutch Patriot]

Chan is up!

Round 1 1. Aaron Rodgers of the Packers to Godslay 2. Arian Foster of the Texans to Wrayfield 3. Tom Brady of the Patriots to snesfreak 4. Ray Rice of the Ravens to TheFatOne 5. LeSean McCoy of the Eagles to Fox 6. Calvin Johnson of the Lions to Actstriker 7. Chris Johnson of the Titans to Chan 8. Ryan Matthews of the Chargers to Blarry 9. Cam Newton of the Panthers to Sanjuro 10. Drew Brees of the Saints to Milchjon 11. Darren McFadden of the Raiders to Dutch 12. Trent Richardson of the Browns to Wes 13. Adrian Peterson of the Vikings to Greg 14. Jimmy Graham of the Saints to Black Round 2 15. Rob Gronkowski of the Patriots to Black 16. Michael Vick of the Eagles to Greg 17. Maurice Jones-Drew of the Jags to Wes 18. Larry Fitzgerald of the Cardinals to Dutch 19. Matt Forte of the Bears to Milchjon 20. Demaryius Thomas of the Broncos to Sanjuro 21. DeMarco Murray of the Cowboys to Larry 22. Wes Welker of the Patriots to Chan 23. Jamaal Charles of the Chiefs to Actstriker 24. Matthew Stafford of the Lions to Fox 25. Greg Jennings of the Packers to TheFatOne 26. Andre Johnson of the Texans to snesfreak 27. Philip Rivers of the Chargers to Wrayfield 28. Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks to Godslay Round 3 29. Steven Jackson of the Rams to Godslay 30. Jordi Nelson of the Cheesecurds to Wrayfield 31. Shonn Greene of the Jets to snesfreak(WII-U SUCKS) 32. Aaron Hernandez of the Patriots to TheFatOne 33. Fred Jackson of the Bills to Fox 34. Steve Smith of the Panthers to ActStriker 35. Eli Manning of the Giants to Chan 36. Victor Cruz of the Giants to Larry 37. Darren Sproles of the Saints to Sanjuro 38. Brandon Marshall of the Bears to Milchjon 39. Peyton Manning of the Broncos to Dutch 40. Julio Jones of the Falcons to Wes 41. Roddy White of the Falcons to Greggie 42. Brandon Lloyd of the Patriots to Black Round 4 43. Doug Martin of the Taco Bells to Black 44. Jermichael Finley of the Packers to Greg 45. AJ Green of the Bengals to Wes 46. Hakeem Nicks of the Giants to Dutch 47. Antonio Gates of the Chargers to Milchjon 48. Laurent Robinson of the Jags to Sanjuro 49. Frank Gore of the 49'ers to Larry 50. Defense from the 49'ers to Chan 51. Ahmad Bradshaw of the Giants to Actstriker 52. Miles Austin of the Cowboys to Fox 53. Marques Colston of the Saints to TheFatOne 54. Vincent Jackson of the Bucs to SlowassSnesfreak 55. Michael Turner of the Hawks to Wrayfield 56. Vernon Davis of the 9'ers to Godslay Round 5 57. Eric Decker of the Broncos to Godslay 58. Reggie Bush of the Dolphins to Wrayfield 59. LaGetrude Blount of the Bucs to Snes 60. Ben Jarvus Green Ellis of the Bengals to TheFatOne 61. Jeremy Maclin of the Eagles to Fox 62. DeSean Jackson of the Eagles to Actstriker 63. Kendall Hunter of the 9'ers to Chan 64. Antonio Brown of the Steelers to BaltimoreTraitor 65. Brandon Pettigrew of the Lions to Sanjuro 66. Beanie Wells of the Cardinals to Milchjon 67. Kyle Rudolph of the Vikings to Dutch 68. Dez Bryant of the Cowboys to Wes 69. Percy Harvin of the Vikings to Greg 70. Stevie Johnson of the Bills to Blackghost Round 6 71. Willis McGahee of the Mannings to Blackghost 72. Jason Witten of the Cowboys to Greg 73. Tony Romo of the Cowboys to Wes 74. Stevan Ridley of the Patriots to Dutch 75. Dwayne Bowe of the Chiefs to Milchjon 76. Peyton Hillis of the Chiefs to Sanjuro 77. Jonathan Stewart of the Panthers to BaltimoreLarry 78. Tony Gonzalez of the Falcons to Chan 79. RGIII of the Redskins to Actstriker 80. Dustin Keller of the Jets to Fox 81. Mike Wallace of the Steelers to TheFatOne 82. Fred Davis of the Redskins to snes 83. Reggie Wayne of the Colts to Wrayfield 84. Darrius Heyward-Bey of the Raiders to Godslay Round 7 85. Michael Bush of the Bears to Godslay 86. Anquan Boldin of the Ravens to Wrayfield 87. Sebastian Janikowski of the Raiders to snes 88. Tim Tebow of the Jets to TheFatOne 89. James Starks of the Packers to Fox 90. Matt Ryan of the Falcons to Actstriker 91. Torrey Smith of the Ravens to Chan 92. Pierre Garcon of the Redskins to BaltimoreLarry 93. Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Bills to Sanjuro 94. Defense of the Bears to Milchjon 95. Michael Crabtree of the 49ers to Dutch 96. Isaac Redman of the Steelers to Wes 97. David Akers of the 49ers to Greg 98. Jay Cutler of the Bears to BlackGhost Round 8 99. Kevin Smith of the Lions to BlackGhost 100. Defense of the Texans to Greg 101. Jared Cook of the Titans to Wes 102. Roy Helu of the Redskins to Dutch 103. Credric Benson of the Packers to Milchjon 104. Brian Quick of the Rams to Sanjuro 105. Jacob Tamme of the Broncos to BaltimoreLarry 106. Stephen Gostkowski of the Pats to Chan 107. Jermaine Gresham of the Bengals to Actstriker 108. Defense of the Jets to Fox 109. Ben Rapistberger of the Steelers to TheFatOne 110. Defense of the Ravens to Snesfreak 111. Scott Chandler of the Bills to Wrayfield 112. Titus Young of the Lions to Godslay Round 9 113. Nate Washington of the Titans to Godslay 114. Brent Celek of the Eagles to Wrayfield 115. Mike Williams of the Bucs to Snesfreak 116. Defense of the Patriots to TheFatOne 117. Saintonio Holmes of the Jets to Fox 118. Ben Tate of the Texans to ActStriker 119. Danny Amendola of the Rams to Chan 120. Matt Schaub of the Texans to BaltimoreLarry 121. Defense of the Packers to Sanjuro 122. Andrew Luck of the Colts to Milchjon 123. Donald Brown of the Colts to Dutch 124. Jake Locker of the Titans to Wes 125. Cj Spillah of da Bills to Greg 126. Josh NotSoFatman of the Bucs to Black Round 10 127. Mark Ingram of the Saints to Black 128. Toby Gerhart of the Vikings to Greg 129. DeAngelo Williams of the Panthers to Wes 130. Jon Baldwin of the Chiefs to Dutch 131. Davone Bess of the Dolphins to Milchjon 132. Randy Moss of the 49'ers to Slowjuro 133. Doug Baldwin of the Seahawks to Larry 134. Owen Daniels of the Texans to Chan 135. Robert Meacham of the Chargers to Actstriker 136. Felix Jones of the Cowboys to Fox 137. Kenny Britt of the Titans to TheFatOne 138. Andy Dalton of the Bengals to Snesfreak 139. Defense of the Steelers to Wrayfield 140. Kendall Wright of the Titans to Godslay Round 11 141. Coby Fleener of the Colts to Godslay 142. Austin Collie of the Colts to Wrayfield 143. Pierre Thomas of the Saints to Saintsfreak 144. Mason Crosby of the Packers to TheFatOne 145. Joe Flacco of the Ravens to Fox 146. David Wilson of the Giants to Actstriker 147. Bernard Scott of the Bengals to Chan 148. Evan Royster of the Redskins to Larry 149. Matt Prater of the Broncos to Sanjuro 150. Dan Bailey of the Cowboys to Milchjon 151. Mikel LeShoure of the Lions to Dutch 152. Greg Olson of the Panthers to Wes 153. Terrel Owens of the Seahawks to Greg 154. JaQuizz (?) Rodgers of the Falcons to Black Round 12 155. Randall Cobb of the Packers to Black 156. Matt HOFFlynn of the Seahawks to Greg 157. Malcom Floyd of the Chargers to Wes 158. Alex Smith of 49'ers to Dutch 159. Nate Burleson of the Lions to Milchjon 160. Danny Woodhead of the Patriots to Sanjuro 161. Ronnie Brown of the Seahawks to Larry 162. Rashad Jennings of the Jags to Chan 163. Ryan Williams of the Cardinals to Actstriker 164. Justin Blackmon of the Jags to Fox 165. Shane Vereen of the Patriots to TheFatOne 166. Martellus Bennett of the Giants to PsOnefreak 167. Cahson Palmah of the Raidahs to Whayfield 168. Ronnie Hillman of the Broncos to Godslay Round 13 169. Robert Turbin of the Seahawks to Godslay 170. Sidney Rice of the Seahawks to Wrayfield 171. Mario Manningham or the 9'ers to Sleepfreak 172. Benjamin Watson of the Browns to theFatOne 173. Bilal Powell of the Jets to Fox 174. Brandon LaFell of the Panthers to Actstriker 175. Denarius Moore of the Raidahs to Chan 176. Sam Bradford of the Rams to Larry 177. Kellen Winslow of the Seahawks to Sanjuro 178. Alshon Jeffrey of the Bears to Milchjon 179. Tony Moeaki of the Chiefs to Dutch 180. Greg Little of the Browns to Wes 181. Rashard Mendenhall of the Steelers to Greg 182. Defense of Detriot to Black Round 14 183. Vincent Brown of the Chargers to Black 184. Tom Crabtree of the Packers to Greg 185. Defense of the Eagles to Wes 186. Josh Scobee of the Jags to Dutch 187. Lance Moore of the Saints to Milchjon 188. David Nelson of the Bills to Sanjuro 189. Michael Floyd of the Cardinals to BaltimoreLarry 190. Santana Moss of the Redskins to Chan 191. Defense of the Falcons to Actstriker 192. Tim Hightower of the Redskins to Fox 193. Daniel Thomas of the Dolphins to TheFatOne 194. Dexter McClusterfuck of the Chiefs to Snesfreak 195. Dallas Clark of the Bucs to Wrayfield 196. Robbie Gould of the Bears to Godlsay FINAL ROUND 197. Defense of the Broncos to Godslay 198. Rob Bironas of the Titans to Wray 199. Connor Barth of the Bucs to Snes 200. Mike Goodson of the Raiders to theFatOne 201. Garret Hartley of the Saints to Fox 202. Jason Hanson of the Lions to Act 203. Jonathan Dwyer of the Steelers to Chan 204. Jerome Simpson of the Vikings to Larry 205. Montario Hardesty of the Browns to Sanjuro 206. Heath Miller of the Steelers to Milchjon 207. Defense of the Bengals to Dutch 208. Alex Henery of the Eagles to Wes 209. Russel Wilson of the Seahawks to Seahawksfan Greg 210. Matt Bryant of the Falcons to BlackGhost

[Greg]

we're almost there

[Dutch Patriot]

we're almost there

21 picks till freedom!

[Frenchie]

Washington redskins D

[ActStriker]

Falcons Defense

[Dutch Patriot]

Washington redskins D

What in the flying fuck are you doing?

[Greg]

Washington redskins D

I don't know who you are, but you better sign off Walteur's account!

[Dutch Patriot]

Walteur is out of the league, Chan will replace him.

[Greg]

Walteur is out of the league, Chan will replace him.

judge, jury, dutch

[Dutch Patriot]

Okay so this is the deal, Walteur is gone.

Chan will replace him, but since the Frenchie took multiple Ds and we want to give Chan a bit of a shot, we'll give him the best players available.

That puts the Giants D and the Seahawks D back on the market, but to make it a bit more fair, we're not allowing anybody to pick those teams till the draft is over, when we all will fight for them in the waiver wire.

So Chan will get Santana Moss, Danny Amendola and Rashad Jennings.

[Dutch Patriot]

Okay, I had to reset the entire draft so Chan can join the league, I'm going to fill in all the picks again now.

Chan is in, I repeat Chan has entered the league. Now I have to manually fill in 200 draft picks again.

[Fox318]

Who's up?

[Greg]

Who's up?

Dutch x200

[ActStriker]

Who's up?

you are

Dutch x200

this works too

[ChanHuk]

Welcome to the official thread for the Shirtless League, the greatest fantasy league ever. To nut clutter the regular NFL thread with our personal FF talk, we have this place. We can do our draft here as well. Draft order : Link to the Greatest league ever Link to the IRC Happy drafting!

Ho Ho Ho. Show you guys how a real couch GM does things. I want my 3 defenses back :(

[Greg]

Ho Ho Ho. Show you guys how a real couch GM does things. I want my 3 defenses back :(

Hello! Here's a welcoming gift:

[ChanHuk]

[ChanHuk]

Hotter than Alison, Emma, and Tammy

[Godslay]

WTF is going on in here?

Welcome ChanHuk. Can somebody put up a list of 40 times for him so he knows who to draft from here on out?

[ChanHuk]

Don't be giving out my cheat sheet

[ActStriker]

The French Revolution

[Greg]

WTF is going on in here? Welcome ChanHuk. Can somebody put up a list of 40 times for him so he knows who to draft from here on out?

:jnc

[ChanHuk]

Why can't I draft Rocket Ismail or Cliff Branch?

[Wes]

I used to like this gif



but now it just fills me with anger.

[Godslay]

Just got exclusive footage of the meeting between Dutch Goodell and Walteur...

[Greg]

I used to like this gif but now it just fills me with anger.

Just got exclusive footage of the meeting between Dutch Goodell and Walteur...

:jnc x2

[Wes]

Just got exclusive footage of the meeting between Dutch Goodell and Walteur...

[Godslay]

:jnc x2

Funniest part is he's saying Boomshakalaka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuib...feature=relmfu

[Fox318]

High tower

[Greg]

Funniest part is he's saying Boomshakalaka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuib...feature=relmfu

hahaha, such a simple man

[Milchjon]

What the fuck, Walteur?!?! Are you trying to lend credence to every single stereotype I have of the French?

Giving up twice in 3 weeks. That's not the way to do things.

[Dutch Patriot]

High tower

Kay.

FatOne wanted me to pick the highest RB, available, so he got Daniel Thomas, RB, Dolphins.

Snes is up.

[Dutch Patriot]

Snes picks Dexter McCluster, Wray is up.

[BaltimoreLarry]

What happened? I want details

[Milchjon]

What happened? I want details

History repeating itself.

BTW, did you see that Cundiff is still available?

[Wrayfield]

Dallas Clark, TE, Florida Tacos

[Godslay]

I'll pick Dutch. Hold off on the pm.

[Dutch Patriot]

I'll pick Dutch. Hold off on the pm.

Too late :D!

[Godslay]

Too late :D!

:jnc

Robbie Gould, K, CHI
Jack Del Rios, DEFENSE, DEN

It's finally over!

[Wrayfield]

Rob Bironas, K, Titans.

Goodnight.

[Dutch Patriot]

Snes picked Conner Barf.

TheFatOne is up.

[TheFatOne]

Pick the best available player for me.

[Fox318]

Heartly k saints

[ActStriker]

Jason Hanson K Lions

[Dutch Patriot]

Got Mike Goodson of the Raiders for TheFatOne, might be the best player available.

Chan is up.

[Godslay]

I just now realized that Chan has CJ, who happened to run the fastest 40 time ever. You are a goddamn genius Dutch.

[Dutch Patriot]

I just now realized that Chan has CJ, who happened to run the fastest 40 time ever. You are a goddamn genius Dutch.

All luck, no skill. Or the other way around I don't know.

Too bad that unlike his players, Chan isn't fast and I have to go to sleep. You guys pick as fast as you can, all of you. If you don't think you'll be awake when you pick, sent me a list of possibilities.

[Fox318]

Fucking damn it.

Fuck hunter and Sanchez.

[TheFatOne]

Thank you Dutch for taking my picks for me. I should have been more specific. I should have said pick the best available RB or WR. Would have sucked to have Sanchez when I already have the Jets starting QB.

[ActStriker]

Thank you Dutch for taking my picks for me. I should have been more specific. I should have said pick the best available RB or WR. Would have sucked to have Sanchez when I already have the Jets starting QB.

Yeah we kinda figured you didn't want Sanchez so we skipped over him.