industrian
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(08-21-2012, 05:30 PM)

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#9401

Originally Posted by Chamber: View Post
I was once banned for saying "Liam Neeson".
I'm going to need a link to this one.
Plywood
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(08-21-2012, 05:33 PM)

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#9402

Originally Posted by industrian: View Post
I'm going to need a link to this one.
Believe it was this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436735

All the Liam Neeson posts were deleted however.
FACE
I'M STILL A JUNIOR
(08-21-2012, 05:36 PM)

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#9403

Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
Some mod is having a bad day.


Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
WW2 analogy time:

is MMA-GAF like Anne Frank's attic hiding place?
Someone is going to snitch and have all but one of us banned?
Last edited by FACE; 08-21-2012 at 05:39 PM.
industrian
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(08-21-2012, 05:36 PM)

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#9404

Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
Believe it was this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436735

All the Liam Neeson posts were deleted however.
I guess it's only fitting that Chrome fires up a "malicious software" warning screen when I try to look at that thread.

And that show was pretty decent. A high-quality rip off of Dark Skies, sure, but pretty decent.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 05:38 PM)

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#9405

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=90

LOL
Plywood
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(08-21-2012, 05:39 PM)

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#9406

^edit: lol yaco
Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
Some mod is having a bad day.
On the brighter side: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=168
FACE
I'M STILL A JUNIOR
(08-21-2012, 05:40 PM)

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#9407

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
^edit: lol yaco

On the brighter side: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=168
Well, that escalated quickly.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 05:43 PM)

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#9408

ya lol, i just got thru reading the thread and was going to post that reply from rawnuts but you guys already beat me to it.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 05:58 PM)

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#9409

The house is burning and mma gaf just likes to see it burn.
TheKaeptain
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(08-21-2012, 05:59 PM)

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#9410

RawNuts is awesome.
industrian
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(08-21-2012, 06:08 PM)

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#9411

I'm trying to think of another instance where someone got burned like that but nothing to instant memory.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 06:09 PM)

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#9412

Originally Posted by CaptYamato: View Post
RawNuts is awesome.
either that or he is incredibly naive and believes his gf didn't fuck another guy.
FACE
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(08-21-2012, 06:12 PM)

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#9413

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
either that or he is incredibly naive and believes his gf didn't fuck another guy.
I have a feeling that few, if any, gaffer* has the social skills required to bone someone else's girlfriend consensually.
TheKaeptain
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(08-21-2012, 06:17 PM)

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#9414

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
either that or he is incredibly naive and believes his gf didn't fuck another guy.
Nah I think the other dude is just a bullshitter.
industrian
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(08-21-2012, 06:17 PM)

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#9415

Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
I have a feeling that few, if any, gaffer* has the social skills required to bone someone else's girlfriend consensually.
When I was in Tokyo 2 years ago I was in a bar for the World Cup and managed to make out with a girl who was there on her honeymoon. Her man was standing about 3 metres away and did nothing.

Not quite the same as what you describe, but his non-reaction was quite something. I expected to be glassed.
TheKaeptain
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(08-21-2012, 06:18 PM)

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#9416

That's because you're a giant white man.
industrian
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(08-21-2012, 06:21 PM)

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#9417

He was a reasonably average-sized Irishman.

She was a 4'11" Irish girl and made more of an issue out of my height than any Asian girl I've ever met. I have the feeling if I pushed the matter I could have sealed the deal, but with nearly a 2 foot height difference? The logistics involved would be too much for my drunk brain to manage. But as the old joke goes she wouldn't even have to get on her knees.
Last edited by industrian; 08-21-2012 at 06:34 PM.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 06:23 PM)

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#9418

Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
I have a feeling that few, if any, gaffer* has the social skills required to bone someone else's girlfriend consensually.
young pitbull, WHAT IF "we" are the social misfits and outcasts and the rest of GAF is leading the most charmed life....girl problems, having copious amounts of casual sex with random women, playing videogames? maybe we're just bitter haters?

GungHo
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(08-21-2012, 06:40 PM)

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#9419

Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
I have a feeling that few, if any, gaffer* has the social skills required to bone someone else's girlfriend consensually.
Some people have open relationships. It's not our fault if we don't open the doors to the masses.
FACE
I'M STILL A JUNIOR
(08-21-2012, 06:42 PM)

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#9420

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
young pitbull, WHAT IF "we" are the social misfits and outcasts and the rest of GAF is leading the most charmed life....girl problems, having copious amounts of casual sex with random women, playing videogames? maybe we're just bitter haters?

Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 06:44 PM)

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#9421

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
young pitbull, WHAT IF "we" are the social misfits and outcasts and the rest of GAF is leading the most charmed life....girl problems, having copious amounts of casual sex with random women, playing videogames? maybe we're just bitter haters?

I for one am totally envious. I haven't even tried to kill myself or anything.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 06:50 PM)

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#9422

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
I for one am totally envious. I haven't even tried to kill myself or anything.
if you reconsider, make sure you post about it on GAF! preferably in our thread so we can call you a pussy.
SteveWD40
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(08-21-2012, 06:57 PM)

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#9423

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
if you reconsider, make sure you post about it on GAF! preferably in our thread so we can call you a pussy.
Go out like a man though, I suggest dipping your leg in BBQ sauce and dangling it off a bridge in Brazil...





Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 06:57 PM)

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#9424

Are we allowed to use that word?
SteveWD40
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(08-21-2012, 06:59 PM)

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#9425

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
Are we allowed to use that word?

...Brazil?
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 07:07 PM)

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#9426

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=372

poly trying to get banned
Chamber
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(08-21-2012, 07:08 PM)

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#9427

Originally Posted by SteveWD40: View Post
...Brazil?
I think he meant BBQ sauce.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 07:11 PM)

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#9428

Originally Posted by SteveWD40: View Post
...Brazil?
the lady part yacofriend mentioned.
yacobod
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(08-21-2012, 07:13 PM)

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#9429

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
the lady part yacofriend mentioned.
god damn beta culture infiltrating our utopia.
SteveWD40
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(08-21-2012, 07:24 PM)

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#9430

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
the lady part yacofriend mentioned.
Damn? really?

H(c)unt I understand (UK-Gaf's choice of censorship was to name it after an MP named Jeremy Hunt who happened to fit that word pretty well) but they can leave affectionate terms for ladys bits alone surely?
FACE
I'M STILL A JUNIOR
(08-21-2012, 07:24 PM)

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#9431

Don't be a fanny Gr1m.
TheNatural
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(08-21-2012, 07:26 PM)

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#9432

Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
Don't be a fanny Gr1m.
Listen to this guy, he's a playboy.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 07:28 PM)

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#9433

Originally Posted by FACE: View Post
Don't be a fanny Gr1m.
have we found space mermaids yet?
bloodydrake
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(08-21-2012, 07:34 PM)

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#9434

Originally Posted by industrian: View Post
When I was in Tokyo 2 years ago I was in a bar for the World Cup and managed to make out with a girl who was there on her honeymoon. Her man was standing about 3 metres away and did nothing.

Not quite the same as what you describe, but his non-reaction was quite something. I expected to be glassed.
Well at least the guy could get the marriage annulled..and ya you should have been eating a couple bottles across the face
parrotbeak
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(08-21-2012, 07:34 PM)

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#9435

pu·sil·lan·i·mous/ˌpyo͞osəˈlanəməs/
Adjective:
Showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.
polyh3dron
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(08-21-2012, 07:41 PM)

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#9436

Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
no friend i have turned a new leaf, I now only participate in rape threads where I find the accused to be in the wrong, and I never participate in any threads that are about gender.

also, always defer to devo, and in death threads just say RIP, this is sad, etc.

That can go a long way towards avoiding the bans.
Last edited by polyh3dron; 08-21-2012 at 07:44 PM.
GungHo
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(08-21-2012, 07:45 PM)

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#9437

Poly, don't be such a pusilanimous.
industrian
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(08-21-2012, 07:48 PM)

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#9438

Originally Posted by bloodydrake: View Post
Well at least the guy could get the marriage annulled..and ya you should have been eating a couple bottles across the face
The next day I actually cringed up quite bad in recollection of what I did (I never want to be that guy who breaks relationships) but the fact I wasn't glassed still resonates with me. Even if I wasn't attacked there and then in the bar, why didn't he follow me outside and introduce me to the sidewalk then? He was either that full of rage it crippled his entire thought process, or he's Kevin McKidd's character in The Acid House. Either way it's all in the past now.
Chamber
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(08-21-2012, 07:48 PM)

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#9439

MMA |OT4| Pusilanimous
TheKaeptain
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(08-21-2012, 07:49 PM)

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#9440

You guys are fucking killing me today.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 07:53 PM)

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#9441

Originally Posted by industrian: View Post
The next day I actually cringed up quite bad in recollection of what I did (I never want to be that guy who breaks relationships) but the fact I wasn't glassed still resonates with me. Even if I wasn't attacked there and then in the bar, why didn't he follow me outside and introduce me to the sidewalk then? He was either that full of rage it crippled his entire thought process, or he's Kevin McKidd's character in The Acid House. Either way it's all in the past now.
You and jerry should double up on some married latina milfs.
FACE
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(08-21-2012, 07:58 PM)

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#9442

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
have we found space mermaids yet?
Not yet, they're probably on Europa.
Heel
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(08-21-2012, 08:11 PM)

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#9443

The Real Anderson Silva still hasn't been paid for his fight against Bad Boy Butter.

http://liverkick.com/index.php?optio...-unpaid-by-k-1

I have a hard time believing K-1 will make it to 2013. They're about to take a bath on their L.A. card.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 08:19 PM)

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#9444

Nooooo. Take my arm, take my wife just don't take my K1!
polyh3dron
couldn't find a lab with German shepherds
(08-21-2012, 08:29 PM)

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#9445

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
Nooooo. Take my arm, take my wife just don't take my K1!
Well it's K-1, Gr1m, but not as we know it.
Last edited by polyh3dron; 08-21-2012 at 08:32 PM.
Gr1mLock
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(08-21-2012, 08:34 PM)

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#9446

I know its had better days but im not ready to accept a world without a major kickboxing company.
parrotbeak
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(08-21-2012, 08:37 PM)

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#9447

It's Glory Hole Time!
polyh3dron
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(08-21-2012, 08:38 PM)

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#9448

Originally Posted by parrotbeak: View Post
It's Glory Hole Time!
I felt so uncomfortable when the It's Showtime announcer said "It's Glory Time!"

That was so bad.
parrotbeak
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(08-21-2012, 08:41 PM)

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#9449

The Danish mafia was frightening.
Heel
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(08-21-2012, 08:48 PM)

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#9450

Originally Posted by Gr1mLock: View Post
I know its had better days but im not ready to accept a world without a major kickboxing company.
Get familiar with GLORY-level striking, friend. http://www.gloryworldseries.com/

In a perfect world the mysterious Mr. Kim goes bankrupt, then sells K-1 and it's broadcasting contracts to the diabolical mafioso Bas Boon before 2013. Or how about to Zuffa? (:
Last edited by Heel; 08-21-2012 at 08:50 PM.