[Kerub]

LOL you think a netbook is bad?

I'm typing this on a piece of wood.

[Snuggler]

I've got a piece of wood for you to type on right over here

[ecurbj]

Stop with the erotic behavior! Wood? You got some wood for me? Oh really?!

[Kerub]

I've got a piece of wood for you to type on right over here

I'm not falling for that one again!

[Snuggler]

I can't stop thinking about breadsticks

[ecurbj]

With that awesome butter oozing through your mouth...

[Jtwo]

It is soooooo funny to see your life through the instagram filter. I've never used until now and it's actually really fun. It just instantly makes into a ffffound hottie.

[Snuggler]

It is soooooo funny to see your life through the instagram filter. I've never used until now and it's actually really fun. It just instantly makes into a ffffound hottie.

Most of the filters age me like 10-15 years. They accentuate the dark rings around my eyes from a lack of sleep and poor lifestyle choices, it makes me look downright ghoulish.

[Mully]

Most of the filters age me like 10-15 years. They accentuate the dark rings around my eyes from a lack of sleep and poor lifestyle choices, it makes me look downright ghoulish.

I think you look amazing princess.

[AcridMeat]

Snug did you find some new woods, I want to live vicariously some more.

[Snuggler]

Snug did you find some new woods, I want to live vicariously some more.

Sort of, it wasn't too far out but I took some dirt roads through some areas close to my block. It was kind of woodsy but it's also where a lot of hobos camp out (there used to be a train station nearby) and I'm pretty sure people also hide a lot of dead bodies out there. Didn't find any though, sadly. Maybe next time. I wouldn't mind bringing a fresh one home for experiments.

On a similar note, I'm thinking about doing a drunken Into the Wild thing for an entire weekend soon, but I need to find someone to feed my cats first. The little shits are holding me back again. I would also need to buy like 10 plastic bottles of smirnoff to bring with me.

[Kjellson]

Kuf.

[Timedog]

I think I've drank at least 30 days in a row at this point. I started drinking today at like 3pm. All I can think about right now is horse ebooks. It's giving me bad anxiety. Meanwhile, I'm sipping straight from a half gallon plastic jug of malibu rum.

[Jtwo]

You'll get over the horse, hit up metempsych
Utility limb is basically the king of twet

[Snuggler]

I shaved off part of my eyebrow. Got close but I couldn't go all the way. One of these nights I'm just gonna fuckin do it.

[Jtwo]

Just asked a guy at work about some bud and he's like "yeah, just gimme your appleID." lol I guess he's an avid iPod touch user.


I was also wondering how long it took to go from the wright brothers initial flight to the first commercial flights for travel.

[Ultima_5]

you guys know what's really cool? kosher wine.

You guys know whats also really not cool? putting moves on a palestien gilr then her turing you down for being a jewish =/

Hi drunk gaf

also, i'm sad drunk gaf is now in community, because now that i went 3 months w/ no drink, i feel eft out

[ZeroRay]

Question Ultima, are you Larry David and did your exchange with the Palestinian girl occur in a chicken restaurant, which is also Palestinian?

If so, I may have a solution.

[Ultima_5]

Question Ultima, are you Larry David and did your exchange with the Palestinian girl occur in a chicken restaurant, which is also Palestinian? If so, I may have a solution.

(to lazy to find animated version)

and no, it happened at a our international studen roommate's 21st bday party

[ZeroRay]

Well you can still impress by throwing someone's Yarmulke on the ground in front of her.

[vidcons]

e;my penis my penis my penis

[Jtwo]

im a very sensitive person

[AcridMeat]

Sort of, it wasn't too far out but I took some dirt roads through some areas close to my block. It was kind of woodsy but it's also where a lot of hobos camp out (there used to be a train station nearby) and I'm pretty sure people also hide a lot of dead bodies out there. Didn't find any though, sadly. Maybe next time. I wouldn't mind bringing a fresh one home for experiments. On a similar note, I'm thinking about doing a drunken Into the Wild thing for an entire weekend soon, but I need to find someone to feed my cats first. The little shits are holding me back again. I would also need to buy like 10 plastic bottles of smirnoff to bring with me.

Make sure you have a knife to defend that vodka.

Sometimes mentally I feel like a hobo at an abandoned train station.

[Ultima_5]

Well you can still impress by throwing someone's Yarmulke on the ground in front of her.

i have one of those

[Tashbrooke]

Hey drunk thread, so here i sit, on some indian dudes sofa in tenerife, i dont speak a word of spanish and im going to a club later...ive been warned by a friend that if people know im english ill be approached by every drunkard who fancies a go at attempting to talk to me....this should be interesting, currently drinking some strange cocktail with all manner of spirits enclosed in this 2012 olympics glass....not only am i wasted, im also damn high...will post back in the morning

[Atramental]

I'm back from the dead!

[blame space]

atramental where's my money

[Atramental]

It's not New Years yet.

And I have about 4 months to get laid.

So yeah, I better get cracking.

[ZeroRay]

So how'd they treat you at the other site Atra?

i have one of those

Cause an alert.

[Atramental]

They were alright.

We had some good laughs too.

[ZeroRay]

Very good, but now it's time to get back into business.

The business of not giving these crazy alcoholics money, that is.

[Ravager61]

This was the ad I saw while browsing GAF. The ads know me too well.



Gotta find my credit card...

[Atramental]

This year is gonna be good. Haha.


So much time on my hands to do whatever.

[Ultima_5]

This year is gonna be good. Haha. So much time on my hands to do whatever.

masutrbate

[Get'sMad]

In Seattle for the night getting loaded at the hotel.

God everytime I travel I just end up having fantasies of living in a hotel.

I would soooo live in a hotel.

[Atramental]

masutrbate

NO! I must stay perpetually aroused.

I shall not masturbate until I've inserted my meat spoon into some girl's quivering mound of love pudding.

[Ultima_5]

NO! I must stay perpetually aroused. I shall not masturbate until I've inserted my meat spoon into some girl's quivering mound of love pudding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb25R1yd1lc

[Atramental]

God. What am I saying? Perpetually aroused?

I sound like some sort of sex offender.

[Mully]

Nice schedule Atramental. I've got Mondays and Wednesdays. That's it niggas. BTW is Eggman banned for good?

[Ultima_5]

Nice schedule Atramental. I've got Mondays and Wednesdays. That's it niggas. BTW is Eggman banned for good?

Hope not. I like the cut of his jib.

I have tues and most of thurs free. I'm totally stoked.

[Atramental]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1m__CqWAk

[Dartastic]

I've consumed 2/3 of a bottle of two buck chuck and I am not drunk. I would like to go get something else to drink, but I am poor as I have just graduated from school and I do not have a decent job yet. I don't even have enough money to splurge on CS:GO. Fuck. :/

[Atramental]

Donate plasma. edit: When you can.

My good friend did that when he was low on cash.

[Dartastic]

scared SHITLESS of needles. So, nope. Sperm ain't my thing either as I don't wanna be no anon baby daddy.

[Jtwo]

remember that song from the 90s Romeo and Juliet movie that goes "just like Romeo and Juliet, hot sex just to get you wet" or something. What was that song.


I've been having a surge of movie tie in flashes before my eyes it's very worrisome. I also experienced a nexus f sorts last night while sanding in the middle of the street looking at the horizon. I'll try to elaborate later, I'm at work. I'm ready for this week to be over though.

[Jtwo]

goddamnit there is nothing better than putting some weed in the bottom of your kief catcher and then waiting like weeks for it to just COVERED. everytime you tap the grinder and shake it around its just rolling around like a snowball getting bigger and bigger.

[AcridMeat]

Jtwo get the fuck on this right now its white hot lightning

[Timedog]

Every thread that talks about how weird space is, is the new stealth weed thread.

[Snuggler]

Wow it's a miracle that my alarm woke me up. Got shitfucked last night at bars and stuff. I have no idea how much money I put on my mastercard and I lost my marijuana pipe. But it could be worse I guess. I remembered to put my phone on the charger and I feel fine.

Last thing I remember is my friend puking in an alley.

[Snuggler]

Foundmy pipe thank god, it was outside.