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SPE
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Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat: View Post
Are domestic spiders in Austria mostlly poisonous?
I don't know. I've never been to Austria.
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Originally Posted by Bombadil: View Post
Sigh. Just tell us what you want your tag to be. Let's stop beating around the bush, here.
I don't want a tag. The only thing I want is for people to not lose their reason and humanity to programmed normalized behavior. We were all born with brains able to understand the world around us on our own terms. We need to fight and challenge everything and come to our own truth. This may not make me popular but it will make me strong. Hate will never destory me or those who come after.
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Originally Posted by SPE: View Post
I don't know. I've never been to Austria.
Pardon me, I ment Australia. oh god... such a silly error too. I'm really sorry.
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I pick up the small ones and such. The big ones tend to freak out and run all over the place so it's best to try and get them in to a container before they flip out.

If it's a certain species that I know will eat other spiders or cockroaches then I leave it alone. The geckos do enough damage to other more annoying insects outside, I need further protection inside.
SPE
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Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat: View Post
Pardon me, I ment Australia. oh god... such a silly error too. I'm really sorry.
I know what you meant. I was just being a dick.

I work under the assumption that every living thing in Australia is venomous. Even the plants and people's pets. But a genuine answer to your question, is there are several common spiders that you can find in and around your home that are venomous. Even deadly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_house_spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...nel-web_spider

I've never seen a Redback, but have encountered the other three.
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OP poses the question "do you pick up spiders with your hands?"

Answer:

thefit
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I let them live is as far as I go.
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A lot of harmless spiders like money spiders , Daddy long legs etc i have no problem with if i need to relocate them by hand. Wolf/Huntsman spiders I use a container and put them outside if they don't stay on the ceiling and come down to where the couch line is.. Red backs, white tails etc i spray and squish.
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If you don't pick up spiders, they'll never bite and imbue you with their powers.
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Never pick them up with my hands, it is a bit more difficult to keep them alive if you pick them up with your hands. I try to get them on a piece of paper and carry them outside.
lucius
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I always try get a glass or something to capture them in then let them loose in the backyard or garage if it's too cold, don't touch them though never know when you might run into a brown recluse. I have no problem killing the useless insects like mosquitoes or flies but spiders are worthy insects.
SixFourMike
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I sat here on my sofa reading this thread, my dad walked in the room and killed a daddy long legs.

Anyway, I used to be a bit fearful of spiders bigger than a 2p coin. But one day I decided to not be anymore, so now I'm not. Depending on the type, I will kill or pick up and throw out the window. We only get daddies and house spiders round 'ere.
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I flick them with my finger. If I can hear them impact a surface, all's well.
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I wouldnt hold a venemous spider, but harmless house and jumping spiddrs absolutely. So cute.
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With my hands? Fuck no. I usually use something like a pringles can to scoop em up if they are rather large. I scooped up a huge wolf spider a few months ago while on vacation and went to show my sisters. While they were freaking out I accidentally dropped the can and I thought they were going to implode in fear.

I let daddy long legs chill wherever they are though, same thing with mosquito hawks. They wont bug me and they are great at eating other insects that would be a bigger pain.
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Fuck no.
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I'll admit it. Sure. As long as it's not poisonous, why not? I occasionally pick up daddy long legs (I know, not real spiders, but close enough) to move them from by bathroom to the back yard. Garden spider, not a big deal.

If I suspect a spider is poisonous, then I'm going to be 20 feet away from it until I rack up the courage to get close enough to whack.

Edit: I'll usually get a can or jar, but if neither is close...
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Sure, if they're a type I recognize not to be aggressive/highly poisonous, otherwise I leave them alone. I like to pick up the spiders that some people call "daddy long legs," they're pretty cool.

If it's inside my house and it's highly poisonous, I'll take it to some woods far away from my house. That's only happened once, though.
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I like to get them on a piece of paper and lead them outside.

Or kill them if I'm feeling lazy.

I am a chaotic neutral arachnid god.
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Hell no. I'm horrified of all bugs and I try to stay away from them. I'm sometimes too scared to move or to kill them. I'm such a wimp when it comes to bugs. :(
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Originally Posted by Yaceka: View Post
Hell no. I'm horrified of all bugs and I try to stay away from them. I'm sometimes too scared to move or to kill them. I'm such a wimp when it comes to bugs. :(
This pretty much.

If it doesn't move then i move in for the extermination.

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Originally Posted by yn-neko hates a cat: View Post
I'm not going to cast stones here because who amongst us is without sin. Not you LiK. Not you Mimic. Not even you Log4Girlz (and that ain't saying much). I won't judge you for the blood on your hands, in your napkin, on your shoes... on your floor. No, I won't judge you but let me ask you this: When does the killing stop? When the spider speaks, when the spiders stand tall and proclaim their freedom? When we are the spiders take up arms and both sides, be it human or spider, have lost so many lives that we finally grow sick of death and murder? Do we seriously wish for a small life, a mother carrying her children and every one of those ill-fated children to wail in the eerily-unfamiliar tone of blood-drenched souls who are having their life cut so short in a cold, unaware manner? Is this or legacy as we stand at the apex of the evolutionary pyramid? Can we not allow our souls to be filled with compassion for the lives which grow amongst us with the same nurturing benevolence which has led us in to our adulthood? Can we not help? Is our will to live in the service of others be it man or beast such a strange concept? Can we not accept life as ours as our own? Must we kill bits of our self without understanding who they are? We love life and we will to live so why; why can't we will and realize the need for others to live as we do?

Can we no longer love?
At least when you eat spiders they go on their merry way afterwards.
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Originally Posted by fallagin: View Post
At least when you eat spiders they go on their merry way afterwards.
I don't understand... aren't they dead if you eat them? Am I reading your comment wrong?
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FFUOOAAKK DAT
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I whip it out first to let them know I mean business.
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I have before.
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Used to catch flies to feed this:

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Could watch but not touch it...
GloveSlap
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Hell no. I will only pick up insects if they have a hard exoskeleton like a beetle or a big grasshopper. No way im touching anything that is soft, squishy, or hairy.
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I pick them up to put them outside, yeah.
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Look at this cutie.
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The vacuum head is about as close as a spider usually gets to me.
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Yes, if there is need to move it. (we do not have any poisonous or nasty spiders, only cute ones.)
Otherwise I leave them alone.
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Originally Posted by SPE: View Post
I've never seen a Redback, but have encountered the other three.
Redbacks are purty. Used to have a shed full of them. And daddy long legs'.
Would pick up a daddy long legs. Redback? Not so much. Shit hurts.
When I was a little girl, I got bitten on the leg by a whitetail. Leg swelled up like crazy
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I picked up a spider once. put it in a bottle and rode off in my dirt bike. I don't remember what happened after that.
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Redbacks are pretty harmless. Sure, they can give a nasty bite and some people can be hit pretty hard by them - usually old or very young people. Or unlucky people. But its very rare for someone to die from one, despite their reputation.

The worst spider, indeed I believe it is one of if not the most dangerous in the world, is this relatively innocuous looking thing: the Sydney Brown Funnelweb spider.

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Don't fuck with these; they kill.

They also wander around, and in suburban areas they can fall into swimming pools. If they do, they curl up underwater and can survive several days at the bottom of the pool. Then someone cleans it out or goes for a swim, brushes past it and gets bitten. Sneaky bastards they are.

Also they can bite through leather shoes and big toenails. At once.
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Australia, I live here.

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Hell fuck no I don't. My arachnophobia will only let me scream like a little girl if I accidentally (horrifyingly) touch one.
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Originally Posted by G_Berry: View Post
Fucking nightmare fuel.
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With my bare hands? Not a chance.

I prefer to kill them with chemicals then get them with a vacuum if possible. If that's not a possibility, I crush them then dispose of them with a tissue.

I fucking hate spiders.
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All the time at the club.
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Originally Posted by Fiction: View Post
I grew up where sun spiders are a thing. And tarantulas but those aren't scary. If theres a tarantula in the room, you know it. A sun spider? Fast as shit and nope nope nope.
Pfft, can't be that bad. *Looks up google images*



FUCK THAT
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Originally Posted by Yaceka: View Post
Hell no. I'm horrified of all bugs and I try to stay away from them. I'm sometimes too scared to move or to kill them. I'm such a wimp when it comes to bugs. :(
You're in luck, spiders are not bugs.
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Originally Posted by Bombadil: View Post
This was perfect.
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Short answer: Fuck no.

Long answer: I live in Australia. One summer evening, there was an adult brown huntsman (example picture below) above my fridge which I immediately noticed when I went to fill up my water bottle. In a calm manner, I proceeded to spray, said spider, with some surface spray. This normally kills insects and spiders very quickly. It's my preferred weapon of choice against their kind. Quick. Easy. Probably painful. $12 at your local Supermarket.

In this instance, this huntsman held its position on the wall -while I painted it with acid fire- like it was no thang. After 30 seconds of minimal movement, it dropped from the wall and behind my fridge. My superior genetics and mighty human brain assumed that all was well and that it was suffering a quick death in the dark depths of the space between the wall and the fridge unit. In this space, no one can hear spiders scream. I had no doubt it had assumed the typical upside-down spider pose with its legs curled.

Mwuhah. Lui Kang wins. Flawless victory.

Feeling somewhat content with my predatorial instincts and ability to have such dominance over something a hundredth of my size, I proceeded to go back to the fridge and fill up my water bottle. After filling up my water bottle, the running water from the tap induced a sudden need to relieve myself.

So I left my water bottle and made the trip to the first floor of my home and entered the downstairs bathroom. Little did I know, the huntsman had decided to shrug off the acid fire and exact vengeance on my pale-fragile-manchild-body. It accomplished the first goal of its attack plan by running under the fridge and up the leg of my jeans. It did this while I was occupied by the mentally taxing process of filling up my water bottle with chilled water. It then proceeded to hitch a ride on me while I traversed half the length of my house, down some steps and laid in wait for the moment that I was going to be at my most vulnerable.

I had no knowledge of this ofcourse until I had my wang in my hands and I was relieving myself in the bathroom. Several seconds into the process, I felt the weight of the spider on the back of my neck and the tickle of its legs. At this point, my superior intellect and all-powerful man-brain returned to its primal instincts and acted in a base manner that only someone that has had their life threatened would be privy to.

This primal human survival instinct included actions such as: screaming like a harpy, tearing off my clothes faster than a coked-up stripper, slapping at every imagined 'tickle' that could potentially indicate that a spider had attached itself to my body with its fangs, losing my footing and cowering naked in the shower.

In this calm and calculated act of survival I had managed to get bitten once on my neck and once on my finger in my vain attempt to vanquish evil. Staring back at me, minus one leg, was the huntsman in the opposite corner of the bathroom besides my pile of hastily removed clothes. Spider = 2, Human = 1.

I actually don't even remember how I got out of the bathroom afterwards as the spider was in the corner where the exiting door was. However, I did realise at that point that spiders were the dominant species on the planet.

For all the animal lovers, I don't even recall killing the spider after that so I'm assuming that I didn't. It is certainly within my morals to leave a ferocious, vengeful predator in my bathroom for another family member to discover. But the fact that a spider potentially identified me as its attacker, hunted me down and then counter-attacked me while I was at my weakest will never ever leave me. It's extremely unnerving. There's a chance that it lucked into that situation. But I'm not putting myself in a man-vs-spider scenario again. The next time there's a spider of considerable size above my fridge, I'll be sleeping in my car.

For reference:
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Originally Posted by G_Berry: View Post
Australia, I live here.

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I'm out. Never coming back to this thread.
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I knew what horrors this thread would contain. Yet I clicked it anyway.