[Featheredkitten]

Chill man, I was making a light hearted joke.

yea, not funny if your son's dad is a dead beat.

[Solo]

What you have to do is: Before you start ejaculating, pull out of the vagina and ejaculate AWAY from it. Preferably in your partners face/hair but whatever else is handy.

I find her phone to be a good target

[Parallacs]

This is a great way to become an active reader of this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...475612&page=19

[ChubbyHuggs]

My uncle did and now he has two kids.

[OriginofHysteria]

yea, not funny if your son's dad is a dead beat.

Well if this hits home to you then do note that it wasn't my intent to offend you or anyone.

[Dark Octave]

My uncle did and now he has two kids.

LOL

[NinjaFridge]

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Parents.

[Kinyou]

You mean pre-cum? That doesn't contain sperm.

lol, it's like if I were in school again.

[Cousteau]

She pulls out.

The End.

[Ken Masters]

Pull out is all I do, as long as you don't fuck during the girls ovulation you're good

2 years strong

[marrec]

You people are so obvious with your jealousy of the pull out method.

We get it, you're too scared to join the superior minority, just know that it's the best thing ever and you'll never have it cause you can't handle the pressure.

[yn-neko hates a cat]

Like what? Her feelings?

I, too, would really like to hear more about this.

Care to tell us all how this is so?

How?

How does pulling out hurt the woman? Please, enlighten me.

I'm no doctor... this site has a thread that details the phenomena.

[echoshifting]

I'm no doctor... this site has a thread that details the phenomena.

lmfao

I can't even tell who's joking in this thread anymore

[Featheredkitten]

Well if this hits home to you then do note that it wasn't my intent to offend you or anyone.

So noted.

I'm no doctor... this site has a thread that details the phenomena.

I.....did you just call me a bitch?

Female dogs are called bitches.

[steelcity]

If so, how long have you been doing it? With how much frequency do you have sex? Did you end up getting your girl pregnant?

9yrs with my girlfriend with a regular sex life no issues.

[Mudkips]

Anecdotal evidence holds no weight. Fact is that you are much more likely to get someone pregnant with this method.

Wrong. Exactly 0 sperm are present until ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus is 100% effective as long as you pull out before you ejaculate and you piss before going again.

[nVidiot_Whore]

What do you call people who use the pull-out method? Parents.

*shrug* Not here man..

Aside from the fact I've never gotten a girl pregnant from it.. abortion exists.

[AVclub]

I hate condoms too. Back when I was single, I shacked up with this girl. We both got tested so we knew we were STD free, then she said it's okay to fuck without a condom as long as I let her know when I'm about to cum. During the act, when I felt the urge bubbling up, I'd let her know at first timidly like, "I think it's time." but after a few months it was "Here it comes!" or "Get ready for a gusher!"

Anyway, once she knew, she'd spring into action. Whatever position we were in, she'd find a way to quickly spin around so that her mouth was where her vagina had been moments ago. She's suck vigorously until every last drop was dispensed by my member. She's swallow it all every time then look up at me with this satisfied glint in her eyes; like I had just given her a present she really wanted.

That kind of incentive worked really well. We never had any accidents and she never got pregnant. We were together for like two years.

So pulling out works, if you do it right. :)

[Ravensmash]

Future congratulations on your child TC.

[marrec]

Wrong. Exactly 0 sperm are present until ejaculation. Coitus interruptus is 100% effective as long as you pull out before you ejaculate and you piss before going again.

[Byakuya769]

Wrong. Exactly 0 sperm are present until ejaculation. Coitus interruptus is 100% effective as long as you pull out before you ejaculate and you piss before going again.

Tag quote.

[alphaNoid]

I wanted to point out that even though I have a 3 year old and another on the way, the first was conceived while my wife was on the pill and the second we tried for.

I rode it bareback for over 12 years and never knocked a girl up. Just piss to clear the semen from your stream in between sessions and then I 'believe' (could be wrong) that your pre cum has zero sperm in it and you have no chance of pregnancy.

Worked for me 1/3rd of my life.

[Dunlop]

You people are so obvious with your jealousy of the pull out method. We get it, you're too scared to join the superior minority, just know that it's the best thing ever and you'll never have it cause you can't handle the pressure.

Real men get a vasectomy so they can leave it in all day if they want.

[low-G]

I don't believe a single soul that claims to do this has had sex more than say... a dozen times total. (without accidents / pregnancy scares)

[bud]

You guys do realize that you have ejaculate throughout intercourse and that pulling before you orgasm is just playing a numbers game, right?

dude, there's science and there's broscience. i mean, we still got monkeys.

i'd go with broscience on this.

[Shalashaska]

I've done it for months, but it's not worth being scared for a month thinking "what if she's preggo?!?" (My daughter is enough already!) That will drive you insane. Especially the times where her period is days late. I could not focus on work. So I actually don't have sex unless it's with protection nowadays. Zeth, I use pull out + condom + pill + raid spray. I really get paranoid now.

I'll agree with this as I'm going through it now...

[Shadybiz]

Good grief. Just join those of us in the Vasectomy-GAF club, and never worry about it again!

High five!!

[CREMSteve]

If so, how long have you been doing it? With how much frequency do you have sex? Did you end up getting your girl pregnant?

I used the pull-out method with my wife for the first 10 years we were together. Never had any issues, but I realize this is just dumb luck.

Once we started trying to have kids, not having to pull out was the greatest thing ever, got her pregnant right away.

Now that we've had our three children, I'm back to pulling out again. :(

[AVclub]

Real men get a vasectomy so they can leave it in all day if they want.

I agree with this...after you've had all the kids you want to have, this is a really good option. However, it's not as satisfying to blast a chick in the mouth if you know the fluid isn't filled with millions of wiggling little tadpoles. :P

[nVidiot_Whore]

I don't believe a single soul that claims to do this has had sex more than say... a dozen times total. (without accidents / pregnancy scares)

Brainwashed much?

My girlfriend posts here and can confirm our hundreds of times w/o any "accidents" or pregnancy scares.

I don't even get the concept of an "accident".. how in the world would someone not have time to pull out? I generally control my orgasm as is, but beyond that, the times I can't or don't it's extremely easy to pull out in time.

[CREMSteve]

I don't believe a single soul that claims to do this has had sex more than say... a dozen times total. (without accidents / pregnancy scares)

Can't speak for others, but you are most certainly wrong. I had sex hundreds of times with my wife over the course of ten years or so before we finally decided to conceive, and I only used a condom at the very beginning of our relationship, for maybe two months or so, after that, it was pull out every time.

She has never been on the birth control pill either, doesn't believe in them.

I am not in any way advocating having unprotected sex, but your accusation that it isn't possible to have sex on a regular basis without impregnating a woman tells me that you are the one that lacks experience in this area.

[Double D]

Yep. Use it exclusively. Wife is currently pregnant with our fourth kid. And, guys? I've come up with a scientific discovery. This method is not effective.

[LeBrick James]

I usually have sex with girls I haven't known that long, haven't had what i'd call a gf in awhile. So I need condoms.

[malingenie]

Can't speak for others, but you are most certainly wrong. I had sex hundreds of times with my wife over the course of ten years or so before we finally decided to conceive, and I only used a condom at the very beginning of our relationship, for maybe two months or so, after that, it was pull out every time. She has never been on the birth control pill either, doesn't believe in them. I am not in any way advocating having unprotected sex, but your accusation that it isn't possible to have sex on a regular basis without impregnating a woman tells me that you are the one that lacks experience in this area.

Exactly like this poster except 2 years instead of ten.

[Mully]

It's called a fucking condom.

[Featheredkitten]

Yep. Use it exclusively. Wife is currently pregnant with our fourth kid. And, guys? I've come up with a scientific discovery. This method is not effective.

maybe if this method isn't working for you, you should try a different method.

[marrec]

maybe if this method isn't working for you, you should try a different method.

Fifth times a charm.

[Eiolon]

Did it from 2000 to 2007 without incident. First time I didn't pull out resulted in pregnancy. Pull out from 2007 to present and no problems. Every body is different.

[Hehateme]

I hate condoms too. Back when I was single, I shacked up with this girl. We both got tested so we knew we were STD free, then she said it's okay to fuck without a condom as long as I let her know when I'm about to cum. During the act, when I felt the urge bubbling up, I'd let her know at first timidly like, "I think it's time." but after a few months it was "Here it comes!" or "Get ready for a gusher!" Anyway, once she knew, she'd spring into action. Whatever position we were in, she'd find a way to quickly spin around so that her mouth was where her vagina had been moments ago. She's suck vigorously until every last drop was dispensed by my member. She's swallow it all every time then look up at me with this satisfied glint in her eyes; like I had just given her a present she really wanted. That kind of incentive worked really well. We never had any accidents and she never got pregnant. We were together for like two years. So pulling out works, if you do it right. :)

[mooooose]

I've done this twice and it was not worth it. Pull out with the pill is fine though sometimes nerve wracking anyway.

[cnizzle06]

Been with the same girl for 3 years. She has gotten pregnant twice. Not because the pull out method didn't work, but there are times when we're in the heat of the moment, and we neglect to play it safe.

[Atramental]

You're gonna form a babby.

You don't want a babby.

[marrec]

I've done this twice and it was not worth it. Pull out with the pill is fine though sometimes nerve wracking anyway.

Man, sex education in America has really fucked some people up.

[Wubby]

Been doing it 12 years now with no accidents. With the wife for almost 10 years of that. Lately I don't even bother to pull out anymore. Looks like there may not be any little Wubby's in my future after all. :-(

[ChuyMasta]

Pffft. Bunch of pussies in this thread. The best method is first trimester pregnancy. Come inside. Confirm her pregnancy, have the best sex of you life, then visit your nearest CTRL-Z baby clinic before your time is up.

Get new girl.

Rinse and repeat.

This is how real men do it.

[xKilltheMx]

Man, sex education in America has really fucked some people up.

What how? People don't want kids how is that fucked up?

[Eggman]

Chuy that's hardcore.

I mean the whole point of fucking is to cum. It's like not eating the last bite of your sandwich. It's a tragedy

[Luap]

-snip-

[B-Dex]

It's all fun and games until you magically get syphilis cause your partner is cheating!

[marrec]

What how? People don't want kids how is that fucked up?

Sex shouldn't be nerve wracking, if it is then you're doing it wrong.

Stop and try again.

It's all fun and games until you magically get syphilis cause your partner is cheating!

I'll show her by getting syphilis first!