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Risible
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(09-15-2012, 02:41 PM)
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I'm not the kinda guy that watches rap battles - is that what that was? Am I showing my age by admitting I'm not sure if that's the right term? I just never got into that kind of thing.

That being said, that was fucking BRUTAL. When he started talking about his dad I thought the other guy was going to straight up physically attack him.

Ether indeed.

Thanks for posting it and opening my eyes to something new, that was pretty cool. Is it all improvised? Or do they have certain things prepped before going on stage?
freenudemacusers
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(09-15-2012, 02:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

shiiiiiitttttt
Sentry
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(09-15-2012, 03:08 PM)
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This part was my fav ('and when i look at my little one');



Guy's face looks like he just watched someone literally get their heart pulled out.
rvy
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(09-15-2012, 03:13 PM)
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Murder.
DominoKid
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(09-15-2012, 03:15 PM)
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never been a fan of this whole spoken word battle shit (they aint even rapping so i call it what it is) but thats ether in video form.
Hehateme
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(09-15-2012, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

This guy is fucking brave.
soultron
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(09-15-2012, 03:30 PM)
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Kalico ain't going out in public ever again.
Nameless
(09-15-2012, 03:30 PM)
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Went back and listened to the rest. The argument could be made that Cal had the slight advantage going in to the last round, but Lux had clearly bodied him by the time it was over
DJMicLuv
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(09-15-2012, 04:27 PM)
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So THIS is what's it come to?
Forceatowulf
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(09-15-2012, 04:40 PM)
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Damn, that last round by LUX.. Jesus fucking Christ.....
SniperHunter
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(09-15-2012, 04:44 PM)
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that was simply amazing.
Angry Fork
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(09-15-2012, 04:55 PM)
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rofl @ busta rhymes in the crowd at 39:28
Beaulieu
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(09-15-2012, 04:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by see5harp

I like battles but I wish they wouldn't pretend like any of this is off the domepiece. Hearing guys actually freestyle would probably be boring, I admit. eXquire would ether all these niccas in a real battle.

they... don't ? URL is a written battling league, like all battlerap leagues these days. We aint in the 90s anymore.
Beaulieu
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(09-15-2012, 05:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Risible

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I'm not the kinda guy that watches rap battles - is that what that was? Am I showing my age by admitting I'm not sure if that's the right term? I just never got into that kind of thing.

That being said, that was fucking BRUTAL. When he started talking about his dad I thought the other guy was going to straight up physically attack him.

Ether indeed.

Thanks for posting it and opening my eyes to something new, that was pretty cool. Is it all improvised? Or do they have certain things prepped before going on stage?

it's all written. check out the forums at rapmusic.com for every new battle from every major leagues.

this week, I think Head Ice vs Pat Stay from KOTD's world domination 3 was better than loaded lux vs calico but i've never been into smack url tbh.
outsida
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(09-15-2012, 05:03 PM)
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Foot meet ass, ass meet foot. When did Shang Tsung start rapping?
Hellion
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(09-15-2012, 05:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Angry Fork

rofl @ busta rhymes in the crowd at 39:28

He sounded like a mad Wez from Road Warrior pleading for the pic to stay up.
Phoenician_Viking
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(09-15-2012, 05:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

Did a search, didn't see this posted. From what I understand it, the summary is that Calicoe (dude in blue) is a rapper who likes to brag about how his dad was a member of BMF and is doing jail time for it. Lux (dude in suit) proceeds to tear his ass open. It's a long video, but if you just want to get to the ether it starts about 33 minutes in:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-z2hxXxKg

Thatīs something to be proud about? Geez.
kehs
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(09-15-2012, 05:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

the best line:


I think Calicoe wasn't sure if he should swing at him or hug him like Uncle Phil

Can you cut the gif to just be the "that don't plague your mind" line? Cause that shit is gold.
undrtakr900
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(09-15-2012, 05:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

the best line:


I think Calicoe wasn't sure if he should swing at him or hug him like Uncle Phil

What time point did this happen? I don't have 44 minutes to watch the entire video..
Cipherr
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(09-15-2012, 05:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Risible

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I'm not the kinda guy that watches rap battles - is that what that was? Am I showing my age by admitting I'm not sure if that's the right term? I just never got into that kind of thing.

That being said, that was fucking BRUTAL. When he started talking about his dad I thought the other guy was going to straight up physically attack him.

Ether indeed.

Thanks for posting it and opening my eyes to something new, that was pretty cool. Is it all improvised? Or do they have certain things prepped before going on stage?

There is definitely prep, I think they know who they will be competing against and prepare beforehand. But damn there is still some serious talent there. Such a really raw form of rap.
Randolph Freelander
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(09-15-2012, 05:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by undrtakr900

What time point did this happen? I don't have 44 minutes to watch the entire video..


Start here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-z2...ilpage#t=2270s

(the gif specifically is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-z2...ilpage#t=2346s)
Last edited by Randolph Freelander; 09-15-2012 at 05:45 PM.
Hieberrr
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(09-15-2012, 05:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

DAT DOUBLE STANDARD
Randolph Freelander
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(09-15-2012, 06:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hieberrr

DAT DOUBLE STANDARD

So I finished watching the rather painful race-baiting, and then I see the other guy's rebuttal saying his opponent... is a good father and a family man?
spindashing
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(09-15-2012, 06:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

hoLY WOW
vas_a_morir
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(09-15-2012, 06:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by spindashing

hoLY WOW

It was too uncomfortable. I had to turn it off. lol
eternaLightness
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(09-15-2012, 06:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Beaulieu

it's all written. check out the forums at rapmusic.com for every new battle from every major leagues.

this week, I think Head Ice vs Pat Stay from KOTD's world domination 3 was better than loaded lux vs calico but i've never been into smack url tbh.

That was an awesome, friendly battle. Liked it a lot.

Man, those last few verses by Lux were just....wow. Good stuff.
kehs
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(09-15-2012, 06:23 PM)
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Burn his house down

Like the color purple

*eyes popping out*

CUT!

How did that guy win? I guess all the cap busting, antifather pride swayed the judges.
VaLiancY
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(09-15-2012, 06:39 PM)

Originally Posted by waypoetic

Lux is a douche and also full o' himself. Yeah he's on hometurf and they're sounding the 'alarm' and clapping for eeverything... In my book, he was the weakest rappper of them two dudes.

When Lux bigged up Harlem in a rhyme earlier in the video and Cal replied that Harlem wasn't all that and Detroit folks were harder so that's on him the crowd turned on him.

Edit - If you have the time, I'd recommend to the video watch in its entirety. It's very entertaining through and through. And the cockfighting line at the end, Calicoe's house got raided in the summer after he put up videos of dogfighting...and he went skinny dipping with a friend of his six women and took picture of his male friend naked.
Last edited by VaLiancY; 09-15-2012 at 06:43 PM.
Heel
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(09-15-2012, 07:08 PM)
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Loaded Lux sounds like Kool Keith and Juliet had a baby lol.

Originally Posted by Copernicus

Written Written Written

Why ether someone else when you can ether yourself?
Ninja Scooter
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(09-15-2012, 07:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Heel

Loaded Lux sounds like Kool Keith and Juliet had a baby lol.



Why ether someone else when you can ether yourself?

That right there sums up why Canibus never made it despite countless tries. You rhymes don't mean shit if you don't have any charisma or presentation. Nobody wants to just watch a dude read off a piece of paper. That doesn't impress people no matter how long it took you to write.
Domstercool
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(09-15-2012, 07:49 PM)
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No one posted Eyedea? He was pretty awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qMbzfF31k


And a freestyle rap on radio, so good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MA0pl7Oa0
kehs
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(09-15-2012, 07:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Heel

Loaded Lux sounds like Kool Keith and Juliet had a baby lol.



Why ether someone else when you can ether yourself?

god damn
Gattsu25
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(09-15-2012, 07:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Heel

Loaded Lux sounds like Kool Keith and Juliet had a baby lol.



Why ether someone else when you can ether yourself?

That was uncomfortable.

Also, the end of the vid in the OP was brutal

Holy shit
SilentProtagonist
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(09-15-2012, 08:15 PM)
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crimzonflame
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(09-15-2012, 09:12 PM)
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Lux also got paid 15K for doing the battle
kehs
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(09-15-2012, 09:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by trickstar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhQEymGSP40

Why is Jake Gyllenhal referring battles?
Luixfern
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(09-15-2012, 09:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by SuperAndroid17

WOW HAHA

this guy has balls! holy shit. What a racist idiot

Damn that shit took balls. I'm surprised the battle continued.
Lulubop
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(09-15-2012, 09:22 PM)
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What happened to Serius Jones?
ViewtifulJC
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(09-15-2012, 09:23 PM)
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Burn his house down
Like the color purple


crimzonflame
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(09-15-2012, 09:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Lulubop

What happened to Serius Jones?

His battle at the same event will be released in a few weeks. He faced Charlie Clips.
freenudemacusers
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(09-15-2012, 09:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

Burn his house down
Like the color purple


and he kept going! insane!
Cagey
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(09-15-2012, 09:43 PM)
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I need a GIF of the dude in the white shirt after verb drops the nuclear line

EDIT: more gifs

Last edited by Cagey; 09-15-2012 at 10:07 PM.
VisionaryQuest0
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(09-15-2012, 10:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cagey

I need a GIF of the dude in the white shirt after verb drops the nuclear line

Oh my Gawd!
Ex:2
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(09-15-2012, 11:30 PM)
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Lux gave him that work.
Nabs
(09-15-2012, 11:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

Jarmel
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(09-15-2012, 11:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

How did he not get beat later that night?
DJMicLuv
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(09-16-2012, 12:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by hwalker84

This guy was about to get his life stolen by the crowd

http://youtu.be/fYdB_0hDPPE?t=18m37s

Not funny, he died after that.
Jim E. Rossler
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(09-16-2012, 03:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Copernicus

Can you cut the gif to just be the "that don't plague your mind" line? Cause that shit is gold.

SoulPlaya
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(09-16-2012, 03:34 AM)
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His soul wasn't worth it.

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