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Devolution · Dec 4, 2012

Girl, please fire your stylist.

Escape Goat · Dec 4, 2012

The Superficial indeed.

TheOddOne · Dec 4, 2012

Helen Mirren looks hot.

verbum · Dec 4, 2012

Retro look in honor of the Hitchcock film?

sammich · Dec 4, 2012

I wouldnt kick her outta my bed *still love my fiance*

D_prOdigy · Dec 4, 2012

That's Helen Mirren.

Solo · Dec 4, 2012

Justin brought sexy back but didn't give any to her.

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Fenderputty · Dec 4, 2012

Everything about that outfit is terrible.

spindashing · Dec 4, 2012

Why is Helen Mirren not showing her epic tits is the better question

strafer · Dec 4, 2012

She never returned from the freezer

FStop7 · Dec 4, 2012

And if you threw a party
invited everyone you know
you would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say

Anticitizen One · Dec 4, 2012

lmao never have I seen a thread title so right

freenudemacusers · Dec 4, 2012

Needs a fedora and flip flops

Deified Data · Dec 4, 2012

TheOddOne said:
Helen Mirren looks hot.

Mirren always looks hot.

Cipherr · Dec 4, 2012

FStop7 said:
And if you threw a party
invited everyone you know
you would see the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say

Offtopic, but the Golden Girls won an emmy? Thats actually kind of cool. I was thinking about that show the other day. It seems in hindsight, that it was the exact opposite of most sit comedies of that time... I mean, an all female elderly cast for a sitcom? Can't say thats something that happens often. Good for them.

Timedog · Dec 4, 2012

Thank you for being a friend

Escape Goat · Dec 4, 2012

Devolution · Dec 4, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:

She's telling her not to ever wear that shit in the OP again.

themadhatter444 · Dec 4, 2012

Agreed. What the fuck, man.

polyh3dron · Dec 4, 2012

Deified Data said:
Mirren always looks hot.

oh my god.

Rentahamster · Dec 4, 2012

Aww, she's still pretty to me

Amagon · Dec 4, 2012

Tbh, I would take Helen Mirren over her any day of the week. Biel doesn't do anything for me. Even when Mirren was young, she was still hotter than Jessica.

andycapps · Dec 4, 2012

Yup, looks like a GILF.

Link · Dec 4, 2012

GILF

EDIT - Dammit, andy!

The Anti-Monitor · Dec 4, 2012

Jessica Biel should just not wear that much clothing again.

Secret Fawful · Dec 4, 2012

Deified Data said:
Mirren always looks hot.

Oh DAYUM!

Escape Goat · Dec 4, 2012

THE NO LIFE KING said:
Tbh, I would take Helen Mirren over her any day of the week. Biel doesn't do anything for me.

70 year old over a 30 year old. You'd take her to the Walgreens to pick up her meds you mean?

Phantast2k · Dec 4, 2012

She looked fine on Conan the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHcbcJkMSA
Mighty fine, in fact.

polyh3dron · Dec 4, 2012

Devolution said:
She's telling her not to ever wear that shit in the OP again.

nah she's going in for a boob grab actually.

Amagon · Dec 4, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
70 year old over a 30 year old. You'd take her to the Walgreens to pick up her meds you mean?

Sure why not and some lube too.

Kyoufu · Dec 4, 2012

polyh3dron said:
nah she's going in for a boob grab actually.

Looks like it. Or a hover hand.

feel · Dec 4, 2012

Deified Data said:
Mirren always looks hot.

UUUNNNNHHHHGGG. Need this in poster size asap, please and thank you.

strafer · Dec 4, 2012

THE NO LIFE KING said:
Tbh, I would take Helen Mirren over her any day of the week. Biel doesn't do anything for me. Even when Mirren was young, she was still hotter than Jessica.

I see a little bit of Gwynet Paltrow.

Trick_GSF · Dec 4, 2012

Just for the record, I'd let Helen Mirren sit on my face.

spindashing · Dec 4, 2012

Cipherr said:
I mean, an all female elderly cast for a sitcom? Can't say thats something that happens often. Good for them.

There's another one running on TV Land.

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Amagon · Dec 4, 2012

Trick_GSF said:
Just for the record, I'd let Helen Mirren sit on my face.

inky · Dec 4, 2012

Deified Data said:
Mirren always looks hot.

Jesus H. Christ, that and the famous bikini pic. GILF indeed.

Biel is mighty fine too, idc what she wears.

Devolution · Dec 4, 2012

This is now more about Helen Mirren.

Deleted member 81567 · Dec 4, 2012

Helen Mirren's tits look like she's 18.

Escape Goat · Dec 4, 2012

Eggman said:
Helen Mirren's tits look like she's 18.

I'm no expert but they look to be sagging to her stomach in that pic. And thats with her little corset thing.

ReturnOfTheRAT · Dec 4, 2012

The bigger problem is that her nose job looks the worst it ever has.

OSHAN · Dec 4, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
I'm no expert but they look to be sagging to her stomach in that pic. And thats with her little corset thing.

I am expert. Those tits are fine.

140.85 · Dec 4, 2012

Deleted member 81567 · Dec 4, 2012

I wonder if Helen Mirren is into smelly greek men.

Dave_6 · Dec 4, 2012

Deified Data said:
Mirren always looks hot.

:O

DyTonic · Dec 4, 2012

She fell off...

Achtius · Dec 4, 2012

spindashing said:
There's another one running on TV Land.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hmmm..betty white

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phqDvrWNZc kinda nsfw

Hindle · Dec 4, 2012

Biel is awesome in I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. The only decent thing about the film.

charsace · Dec 4, 2012

The problem is she's had some plastic surgery. For whatever reason plastic surgery doesn't look good in pics.

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