[BlueSteel]

So she was only with you because of physical attraction?

It was the opposite.

[Delio]

I'm sure you could tame ha into sleeping on the bottom bunk.

The hardest beast to tame. The straight man.

[kitchenmotors]

The hardest beast to tame. The straight man.

Not for some of us, sis.

I got those receipts.

[Always-honest]

That could not be further from the truth (for women)

[BlueSteel]

The hardest beast to tame. The straight man.

Keep your head up. One day Delio

[commedieu]

That could not be further from the thruth :D

How to get straight guys.

1. Say Hi.
2. profit.

[Delio]

Not for some of us, sis. I got those receipts.

Sis dont you have WORK to be doing?

Keep your head up. One day Delio

one day indeed stud.

[braves01]

The hardest beast to tame. The straight man.

I don't know, have you seen the "simping" thread? Or heard about the "friend zone"?

[Always-honest]

How to get straight guys. 1. Say Hi. 2. profit.

Yeah, for girls it's real easy to tame a straight man.
Exactly as easy as saying "hi". God we fall in love so easily.

[Jason Raize '75 - '04]

It was the opposite.

I may not fully understand open relationships, but by its own nature, doesn't it mean she no longer has any strong emotional attachment to you? If someone no longer wants to remain sexually exclusive to you then its a strong possibility that the same is true emotionally. Were you surprised by the breakup

[Arthrus]

Sorry about your loss, OP. In highschool, one of my closest friends dated a girl who was known to be a bit of a nymphomaniac. After about half a year of their relationship, he figured out that he was gay and broke up with her. He then stayed in the closet about it until two years into university, since he was afraid of being ostracized by his mother and his friends.

Seeing how hard it was for my friend to figure out and accept his sexual preferences, I believe your ex made the decision that will be best for her in the long wrong. Best of luck finding a new partner.

[BlueSteel]

I may not fully understand open relationships, but by its own nature, doesn't it mean she no longer has any strong emotional attachment to you? If someone no longer wants to remain sexually exclusive to you then its a strong possibility that the same is true emotionally. Were you surprised by the breakup

For us, or at least what I thought we both shared was that our emotional bond was strong, and that the sex was separated from that.

Eh, I don't know haha. I wasn't too surprised by the breakup because after we went into that phase I think I saw the lesbian issue coming.

[Delio]

I don't know, have you seen the "simping" thread? Or heard about the "friend zone"?

oh welll i guess its not that hard.

[Misterhbk]

How to get straight guys. 1. Say Hi. 2. profit.

this made me laugh out loud at work, probably because its so true lol assuming the girl is attractive

[phosphor112]

The open relationship was just a way to ease into being a lesbian. Either that or she's still fucking a guy.

[The Lamp]

I'm truly sorry for your Ross.

[Nibel]

How to get straight guys. 1. Say Hi. 2. profit.

:lol

It's true *sinks head*

[Tek]

I did it reverse - I dated a lesbian for two years who claimed I was the only guy she ever had feelings for. Took her virginity then she became a jehovah witness and became really weird....

and apparently she is back to being a lesbian and the JW are totally cool with that since their latest Watchtower changed the game once again.

The lesson I learned as a 30 year old man dating an 19 yr girl is that..

DUH

[Steelrain]

For us, or at least what I thought we both shared was that our emotional bond was strong, and that the sex was separated from that. Eh, I don't know haha. I wasn't too surprised by the breakup because after we went into that phase I think I saw the lesbian issue coming.

[The Anti-Monitor]

this made me laugh out loud at work, probably because its so true lol assuming the girl is attractive

And assuming the guy is attractive...

[FStop7]

Get out lickety split.

I've always thought this would be the raddest name for an edgy lesbian nightclub.

[The Lamp]

So she told you she wants to seek a relationship with a female? Why are you saying you'll have to be the one to "let her go"? You are still being confusing as hell.. SPELL IT OUT. And use bisexual / lesbian appropriately, or indicate what you've meant this entire thread by lesbian.

Calm down. Obviously by "let her go" he's talking about emotionally/metaphorically.

Maybe he doesn't know if she's bisexual or lesbian. His ex-girlfriend could just be using the terms interchangeably to describe herself; after all, it seems like she was confused until this past week.

[daw840]

Get out lickety split.

That's what his ex did man! Show some sympathy.

[Escape Goat]

I've always thought this would be the raddest name for an edgy lesbian nightclub.

How about Pandora's Box?

[commedieu]

I've always thought this would be the raddest name for an edgy lesbian nightclub.

Theres a place down in Los Angeles, maybe a franchise. Sushi place. Its name is SugarFish..

I think we should invest into this...

[LastNac]

I would suggest trying to have a conversation with her about it. At the very least it brings closure.

[MutFox]

Take solace that you were the guy that drove her to become a lesbian...

[killertofu]

OP: I know exactly how you feel.

Two months ago my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. At first I thought it was just because we were arguing a lot and some other things. It looked like we were getting back together and then one day she said she didn't want to get back together with no reason why. I kept bugging her about it because it made no sense to me (The week earlier she wanted to get back together)

She finally said that she was wanting to try out girls. I freaked out. I mean we had always talked about having a threesome and who we would pick etc etc but I never thought it was serious. She had an OkCupid profile and that was that. I was pretty devastated for a while.

After a monthish of being broken up and a roller coaster of an emotional ride we ended back together. Apparently she was seeing a girl from OKC and realized that it wasn't her.

So I think you should just hope for the best, better yourself, work out, bang a few chicks and maybe you'll end up back together.

[SirIgbyCeaser]

I'm going to tell gaf a secret to staying with beautiful women.

NEVER STOP HAVING SEX WITH THEM. EVER, not one week.

If they're dating another guy, still ask for friendship sex, blow jobs, and try to please them. If they're dating women, the same applies.

As long as you continue to have sex with a woman, she's tied to you. And nobody is going to swoop in getting more sex as long as you're still there.

[Devolution]

I'm going to tell gaf a secret to staying with beautiful women. NEVER STOP HAVING SEX WITH THEM. EVER, not one week. If they're dating another guy, still ask for friendship sex, blow jobs, and try to please them. If they're dating women, the same applies. As long as you continue to have sex with a woman, she's tied to you. And nobody is going to swoop in getting more sex as long as you're still there.

Aren't you the guy who got deported because your girlfriend reported you to the police?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485058

[fluffydelusions]

OP is George Costanza?

[Kinyou]

So I think you should just hope for the best, better yourself, work out, bang a few chicks and maybe you'll end up back together.

Next up:

[Always-honest]

I'm going to tell gaf a secret to staying with beautiful women. NEVER STOP HAVING SEX WITH THEM. EVER, not one week. If they're dating another guy, still ask for friendship sex, blow jobs, and try to please them. If they're dating women, the same applies. As long as you continue to have sex with a woman, she's tied to you. And nobody is going to swoop in getting more sex as long as you're still there.

Pff, wow. Thanx for the Pro-tip.

Good luck with that strategy.

[killertofu]

Next up:

I started having sleeping with other girls when she said "We're not getting back together".

[GDGF]

I'm truly sorry for your Ross.

Damn lol

[Satch]

Aren't you the guy who got deported because your girlfriend reported you to the police? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485058

LMAO

[Misterhbk]

And assuming the guy is attractive...

Was about picking up straight guys. If the girl is doing the picking up I assume she's already found something she's attracted to. If that's what you were getting at.

[Kinyou]

I started having sleeping with other girls when she said "We're not getting back together".

I'm just trying to keep the Ross similarities going.

[Jason's Ultimatum]

So what's the punchline?

[Escape Goat]

So what's the punchline?

the twist is that the OP is a girl.

[george_us]

Chicago gaf should buy this guy some hookers.

Much better.

[nitewulf]

How to get straight guys. 1. Say Hi. 2. profit.

not unless you look like Rashida Jones.

[george_us]

not unless you look like Rashida Jones.

Nah unless you're hideous that should work at least 75% of the time.

[SirIgbyCeaser]

Aren't you the guy who got deported because your girlfriend reported you to the police? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485058

Yup, I should have never stopped fucking her. When I tried to switch the relationship from physical to emotional I didn't realize that when I stopped requesting sex from her she stopped caring about me.

And actually, if you continue into what happened to me. Her muslim parents and her lied to the police to get me deported. And the police continued to bully me into a guilty plee that I should have never taken. I was deported because of a shit system, because I never threatened or hurt her. I never did anything more than to try keep communication cause I thought I needed her.

Truth is, she just liked being used.

Since than I know whats up. Sex is all there is to a relationship.

[weekend_warrior]

I'm a guy. She was the one who first wanted a relationship. We fought a lot at first, but god I loved her. Marry type of love. Then slowly things started unraveling. She wanted to be in an open relationship last week and wanted to explore other girls. That was my first hint. As the days went by that fear grew. Bracing yourself doesn't make the impact better. I know she hasn't found "new vag," but I'm still crushed. EDIT: No she didn't know, but I'm guessing she had a suspicion of it and held it in. I know if she is one, then I have to let her go. Still hurts.

That's a hell of a hint.

[Wilsongt]

Aren't you the guy who got deported because your girlfriend reported you to the police? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485058

God DAMN!

[Devolution]

Yup, I should have never stopped fucking her. When I tried to switch the relationship from physical to emotional I didn't realize that when I stopped requesting sex from her she stopped caring about me. And actually, if you continue into what happened to me. Her muslim parents and her lied to the police to get me deported. And the police continued to bully me into a guilty plee that I should have never taken. I was deported because of a shit system, because I never threatened or hurt her. I never did anything more than to try keep communication cause I thought I needed her. Truth is, she just liked being used. Since than I know whats up. Sex is all there is to a relationship.

So you'd want to keep a relationship with that kind of person going? lol.

[Satch]

Yup, I should have never stopped fucking her. When I tried to switch the relationship from physical to emotional I didn't realize that when I stopped requesting sex from her she stopped caring about me. And actually, if you continue into what happened to me. Her muslim parents and her lied to the police to get me deported. And the police continued to bully me into a guilty plee that I should have never taken. I was deported because of a shit system, because I never threatened or hurt her. I never did anything more than to try keep communication cause I thought I needed her. Truth is, she just liked being used. Since than I know whats up. Sex is all there is to a relationship.

Let me grab my Handy Dandy Notebook so I can maybe help you get a clue.

[Devolution]

Let me grab my Handy Dandy Notebook so I can maybe help you get a clue.

Shhh keep letting him think he's providing good advice.

[Easy_D]

How to get straight guys. 1. Say Hi. 2. profit.

Nope. I'm not that easy. I'm too dumb to even notice actual flirting.