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Berordn · (01-23-2013, 03:52 PM)

Originally Posted by Grakl:

Errybody wants to catch Wailords.

To breed with Skitty.

Rainbow In The Dark · (01-23-2013, 03:52 PM)

Originally Posted by UltimateIke:

Is this a real Pokemon? That's one of the worst I have ever seen.

Shig · (01-23-2013, 03:53 PM)

Originally Posted by JeffGrubb:

I'd want to be a Jigglypuff so I could fuck other Jigglypuffs.

I lol'd way too hard at this.

dark_prinny · (01-23-2013, 03:54 PM)

Seek help.

matics · (01-23-2013, 03:54 PM)

Originally Posted by JeffGrubb:

I'd want to be a Jigglypuff so I could fuck other Jigglypuffs.

I feel like you're serious.

Originally Posted by Can Crusher:

Is this shit for real? You wanna be a fucking pokemon?

Be carried around in little pokeballs and shit?

....

Who knows, it could be really spacious in there.

Originally Posted by lethial:

Fuck you're weird.

lmao. The only correct response to this question.

Nub · (01-23-2013, 03:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Schobeleth:

I'd probably want to be Blastoise or Wailord - Blastoise because he's a giant, awesome turtle with huge cannons in his shell and Wailord because he's so huge no one will want to use him.

Pokemon x and y. 3v3 wailord battle in full 3d. Will be glorious.

Cuteness Overload · (01-23-2013, 03:55 PM)

Originally Posted by Nub:

Pokemon x and y. 3v3 wailord battle in full 3d. Will be glorious.

The screen is almost filled in fifth gen games, so this will be good.

UltimateIke · (01-23-2013, 03:57 PM)

Originally Posted by Rainbow In The Dark:

Is this a real Pokemon? That's one of the worst I have ever seen.

It turns into this when you teach it a certain attack.

Boss Doggie · (01-23-2013, 03:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Rainbow In The Dark:

Is this a real Pokemon? That's one of the worst I have ever seen.

Keldeo is pretty shitty.

With that said its mentors are much better. I've actually grown to like Cobalion and Terrakion. But not high-heels green llama though

Jackben · (01-23-2013, 04:01 PM)

Charmander is the best Pokemon. Ask franklinator.

Threads posted by Cuteness Overload:

I like to imagine myself as a dragon for some reason. 01/02/13

Anyone want to be a Pokemon for some reason? 01/23/13

Reasons I sometimes wish I was a feminine hygiene product ???/02/13

Vegivo · (01-23-2013, 04:02 PM)

Wtf

Fireblend · (01-23-2013, 04:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Jackben:

Reasons I sometimes wish I was a feminine hygiene product ???/02/13

I'm dying here xD

blame space · (01-23-2013, 04:04 PM)

this is me

jaxword · (01-23-2013, 04:06 PM)

Misterhbk · (01-23-2013, 04:07 PM)

Originally Posted by lethial:

Fuck you're weird.

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Tyeforce · (01-23-2013, 04:08 PM)

Lucario. :3

Grakl · (01-23-2013, 04:08 PM)

So, what is it? Dragon, or Pokemon? You can't be both.

Oh.

Bog · (01-23-2013, 04:10 PM)

rybrad · (01-23-2013, 04:11 PM)

I don't know shit about Pokemon so I would want to be that yellow rat-looking thing. I see that thing everywhere so it must have a ton of money coming in on royalties.

zoukka · (01-23-2013, 04:11 PM)

If you don't want to be Ash and catch Pokemon, but actually be a Pokemon yourself, then you are a goddamn weirdo by my chilhood standards.

Hot Coldman · (01-23-2013, 04:12 PM)

Originally Posted by rybrad:

I don't know shit about Pokemon so I would want to be that yellow rat-looking thing. I see that thing everywhere so it must have a ton of money coming in on royalties.

The fuck is this?

Boss Doggie · (01-23-2013, 04:13 PM)

Originally Posted by zoukka:

If you don't want to be Ash and catch Pokemon, but actually be a Pokemon yourself, then you are a goddamn weirdo by my chilhood standards.

Try playing the Mystery Dungeon games. It actually makes you want to be a Pokemon for some odd reason.

ffdgh · (01-23-2013, 04:13 PM)

Originally Posted by zoukka:

If you don't want to be Ash and catch Pokemon, but actually be a Pokemon yourself, then you are a goddamn weirdo by my chilhood standards.

Lets be honest. Ash is an idiot.

Grakl · 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Boss Doggie:

Try playing the Mystery Dungeon games. It actually makes you want to be a Pokemon for some odd reason.

For some "odd" reason.

I need to play that game, still.

friskykillface · (01-23-2013, 04:15 PM)

0_o what at this thread lol.

everyone wants to be Blastoise though, hes got a cannon on his back B^)

zoukka · (01-23-2013, 04:16 PM)

Originally Posted by ffdgh:

Lets be honest. Ash is an idiot.

Let's be honest, you imagine yourself in his situation.

Quote:

Try playing the Mystery Dungeon games. It actually makes you want to be a Pokemon for some odd reason.

No that's just something innate to you :b

Deified Data · (01-23-2013, 04:20 PM)

What a pointless question - of course everyone wants to be a Pokemon.

I'd be a Dunsparce. Totally underestimate me until I've got you locked in paralysis/confusion.

grimshawish · (01-23-2013, 04:21 PM)

Lopunny

Grakl · (01-23-2013, 04:23 PM)

Originally Posted by grimshawish:

Lopunny

lol

UltimateIke · (01-23-2013, 04:23 PM)

Originally Posted by Neiteio:

...I'd just want to smang Lopunny...

Originally Posted by grimshawish:

Lopunny

You two would get along well.

Lord Ghirahim · (01-23-2013, 04:23 PM)

Originally Posted by grimshawish:

Lopunny

Hawt.

Hematocryal · (01-23-2013, 04:25 PM)

Originally Posted by dark_prinny:

Seek help.

How dare you. What, you a niner fan? I hope Ravens STOMP!!! Go ray Lewis. Dallas is going for the super bowl next year GUARANTEED. Charizard is the only pokemon that matters.

Lucario · (01-23-2013, 04:32 PM)

Originally Posted by UltimateIke:

You two would get along well.

There should've been a poll.

Andrex · (01-23-2013, 04:33 PM)

Originally Posted by el retorno:

I would agree

thekonamicode · (01-23-2013, 04:34 PM)

I think I have the same stats as Garbodor (height and weight). Close enough.

Boss Doggie · (01-23-2013, 04:34 PM)

Originally Posted by Grakl:

For some "odd" reason.

I need to play that game, still.

You should. Enjoy the emotions and feels

Originally Posted by zoukka:

No that's just something innate to you :b

Not true, I prefer Digimons :I

blame space · (01-23-2013, 04:38 PM)

upon further inspection, it seems i already am a pokemon. hm.. yes.

Grakl · (01-23-2013, 04:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Lucario:

There should've been a poll.

What would be the poll? Lopunny: hot or not?

Neiteio · (01-23-2013, 04:42 PM)

Originally Posted by grimshawish:

Lopunny

HolyBaikal · (01-23-2013, 04:43 PM)

Is it really so weird to think random thoughts like this?

It's like anytime someone shares a bit of imagination down come the normality police.

People who shun the imagination like this must be dead inside.

UltimateIke · (01-23-2013, 04:49 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

upon further inspection, it seems i already am a pokemon. hm.. yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neiteio:

Haha.

Grakl · (01-23-2013, 04:50 PM)

Originally Posted by UltimateIke:

Haha.

That's one of my favorite pieces of Pokemon fanart.

Metalic · (01-23-2013, 04:59 PM)

This is one of the weirdest threads I've encountered on Gaf, yet one of the most intriguing.

powermastergamer · (01-23-2013, 05:01 PM)

Yes, sometimes I sit in meetings, I wish I turned into Charizard, everyone around the table would be frozen in horror as I snapped around and decapitated the person sitting next to me, angrily hissing while the head in my mouth starts turning into pulp from the heat of my fiery lungs, I would then half stumble, half fall out of the office, and into the hallway, barely able to make out the screams of people burning through my ancient prehistoric ear canals and the thundering scream of blood surging though them, as I make my way to the outside, to freedom.

chiablo · (01-23-2013, 05:01 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLp7Kizgymc

Jackben · 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by HolyBaikal:

Is it really so weird to think random thoughts like this?

It's like anytime someone shares a bit of imagination down come the normality police.

People who shun the imagination like this must be dead inside.

Quote:

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HolyBaikal · (01-23-2013, 05:10 PM)

Yeah. There's absolutely nothing wrong with drawing obese people, either.

Jackben · (01-23-2013, 05:11 PM)

This thread might be of interest to you, OP

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474696

Oyashrio-Sama · (01-23-2013, 05:19 PM)

Why would I be a Pokemon when I could be a Sonic character instead?

Grakl · (01-23-2013, 05:25 PM)

Originally Posted by chiablo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLp7Kizgymc

Poor Squirtle.