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Guevara
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(01-25-2013, 12:26 AM)
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Germany!

An elite military Guards battalion is growing boobs because of the way they drill, a shock military medical report had revealed in Germany.

Dozens of soldiers in the Wachbataillon unit - which performs close drill displays at official events - are said to be stricken with a condition which stimulates male mammary glands.

Experts say the repeated slapping of the soldiers' heavy rifles in the same spot on the left side of their chests during drills has stimulated the glands to produce hormones, causing boobs to sprout on one side only.

The condition - called one sided gynecomastia - has been diagnosed in 74 per cent of battalion members who presented to army medics with concerns over the growths.

Director of plastic surgery at the military hospital in Berlin, Professor Bjorn Krapohl, confirmed: "There is a very significant link between the activity in the Guard Battalion and the development of the breast on the left side.

"They need to change the way they drill. The constant slamming of the rifles against the left hand side of the chest is clearly a significant factor," he added.

Official figures show that out of 211 male patients operated on for the condition, 35 were from the elite Wachbataillon.

http://germanherald.com/news/Germany...Gade_of_Guards
XenodudeX
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(01-25-2013, 12:30 AM)
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As someone who had gynaecomastia, this hits a little too close to home..
Busty
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(01-25-2013, 12:31 AM)
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They must have felt a right tit.











Or something.
EdibleExplosives
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(01-25-2013, 12:32 AM)
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So I can develop tits if I slap my nipples repeatedly?
Stet
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(01-25-2013, 12:33 AM)
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brb going to punch my gf in the chest
boutdown
(01-25-2013, 12:33 AM)
Pardon me, what does G/A/F in thread titles mean?
Prophet Steve
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(01-25-2013, 12:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by boutdown

Pardon me, what does G/A/F in thread titles mean?

Has been coincidentally asked earlier today. Stands for Germany/Australia/Florida, since there happens all kinds of weird shit and you take a guess before you enter which one it is.
Blasty
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(01-25-2013, 12:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by boutdown

Pardon me, what does G/A/F in thread titles mean?

Germany/Australia/Florida
Winterfang
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(01-25-2013, 12:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by boutdown

Pardon me, what does G/A/F in thread titles mean?

Germany, Australia, Florida. It's a guessing game.
WedgeX
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(01-25-2013, 12:35 AM)
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G/A/F is getting some good work today.
Brannon
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(01-25-2013, 12:35 AM)
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So hitting your chest makes your boobs big/ger...

And in other news, women start imitating Tarzan and Kong.
Last edited by Brannon; 01-25-2013 at 12:36 AM. Reason: Yeah yeah so scientifically wrong, but let me have this
Leezard
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(01-25-2013, 12:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by boutdown

Pardon me, what does G/A/F in thread titles mean?

It's a guessing game. Where did this headline come from; Germany, Australia or Florida?
Reuenthal
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(01-25-2013, 12:36 AM)
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It's about breasts of course its Germany
lordfroakie
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(01-25-2013, 12:38 AM)
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Two GAF threads in one day?
Grym
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(01-25-2013, 12:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Stet

brb going to punch my gf in the chest

.
Rentahamster
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(01-25-2013, 12:39 AM)
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Personal experience tells me that this technique doesn't make your wang any bigger.
Timedog
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(01-25-2013, 12:40 AM)
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So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.
Cyan
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(01-25-2013, 12:40 AM)
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Smells like fake news. Is German Herald a joke site?
boutdown
(01-25-2013, 12:40 AM)

Originally Posted by Prophet Steve

Has been coincidentally asked earlier today. Stands for Germany/Australia/Florida, since there happens all kinds of weird shit and you take a guess before you enter which one it is.

Originally Posted by Blasty

Germany/Australia/Florida

Originally Posted by Winterfang

Germany, Australia, Florida. It's a guessing game.

Originally Posted by Leezard

It's a guessing game. Where did this headline come from; Germany, Australia or Florida?

Thanks
Busty
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(01-25-2013, 12:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Rentahamster

Personal experience tells me that this technique doesn't make your wang any bigger.

You're not doing it hard enough.

Put your back into it mang.
lingiii
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(01-25-2013, 12:44 AM)
fucking nuts.

reminds me of how ranks break step when crossing bridges to avoid resonance breaking the bridge.
Guevara
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(01-25-2013, 12:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cyan

Smells like fake news. Is German Herald a joke site?

It's on HuffPo and the Daily Mail too, but I don't know if those count as credible.
Last edited by Guevara; 01-25-2013 at 12:49 AM.
ShirAhava
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(01-25-2013, 12:46 AM)
No way this is the whole story.
Cyan
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(01-25-2013, 12:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Guevara

It's on HuffPo and the Daily Mail too, but I don't know if those count as credible.

The problem I was having was that they all seemed to source back to the original article you linked.

But! Bit of googling turns up this: http://www.egms.de/static/de/journal...rs000003.shtml

Sounds like I was off-base, and this is... real. :O
kirblar
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(01-25-2013, 12:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by ShirAhava

No way this is the whole story.

Immediately thinking of the East German Olympic Team? (I did.)
speculawyer
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(01-25-2013, 12:55 AM)
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Would this be an archery or Javelin division?

Kind of a 'reverse Amazon' type of thing?

Learn something new:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons#Etymology
Xzeon
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(01-25-2013, 12:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Timedog

So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.

this reminds me of what happens in every pervy anime and manga. theres always the girl that molests all the other girls tits, and then the victim always screams, 'NO! if you play with them theyll get even bigger!.' always thought it was just some creepy anime trope but now it might actually be a real thing? huh.
"God's Beard!"
(01-25-2013, 01:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cyan

The problem I was having was that they all seemed to source back to the original article you linked.

But! Bit of googling turns up this: http://www.egms.de/static/de/journal...rs000003.shtml

Sounds like I was off-base, and this is... real. :O

Please change thread title to "Rubbing breasts proven to make them grow larger"
PoweredBySoy
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(01-25-2013, 01:08 AM)

Originally Posted by Winterfang

Germany, Australia, Florida. It's a guessing game.

I have a better idea. How about we never do it again.
Bulbo Urethral Baggins
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(01-25-2013, 01:10 AM)
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I remember hearing that this works with women too.
http://travel.cnn.com/bangkok/shop/l...smacked-809478
I need to start up this business in this country. Who's with me? I can't imagine a more fulfilling, rewarding job.
Class_A_Ninja
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(01-25-2013, 01:25 AM)
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I thought G.A.F. was like someone saying "GGGGAAAAAAFFFFF, you aren't going to believe what happened now!" The more you know.
mre
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(01-25-2013, 01:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by Busty

They must have felt a right tit.











Or something.

Left tit. Did you even read the article?
NomarTyme
(01-25-2013, 01:30 AM)
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Biggie smalls.
Christopher Mackenzie
(01-25-2013, 03:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins

I remember hearing that this works with women too.
http://travel.cnn.com/bangkok/shop/l...smacked-809478
I need to start up this business in this country. Who's with me? I can't imagine a more fulfilling, rewarding job.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Worst Job in the world
SapientWolf
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(01-25-2013, 03:21 AM)
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Yeah, that's the tit side.
FelixOrion
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(01-25-2013, 03:31 AM)
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brb, I gotta go behuhuhu my rub hive.
Az987
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(01-25-2013, 03:46 AM)
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I laughed. Pics?
ComputerMKII
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(01-25-2013, 03:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Reuenthal

It's about breasts of course its Germany

braves01
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(01-25-2013, 03:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by XenodudeX

As someone who had gynaecomastia, this hits a little too close to home..

Did you get surgery/How bad was it? If you don't mind answering of course...

I'm asking on behalf of all overweight males who don't know if they have man-boobs or real boobs.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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(01-25-2013, 03:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by XenodudeX

As someone who had gynaecomastia, this hits a little too close to home..

I'm sorry to hear that.
Devolution
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(01-25-2013, 03:52 AM)

Originally Posted by Timedog

So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.

Don't you get any ideas.
Curtisaur
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(01-25-2013, 03:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by Az987

I laughed. Pics?

http://www.google.com/search?q=one+sided+gynecomastia
commedieu
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(01-25-2013, 03:53 AM)
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Something Wicked
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(01-25-2013, 03:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by Computer

Merkel don't need no rifle slappn'. All natural, baby.
genjiZERO
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(01-25-2013, 03:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by XenodudeX

As someone who had gynaecomastia, this hits a little too close to home..

Sorry man. I knew a guy who had it really bad once. He wasn't overly fat or anything, but, damn did he have some giant boobs. I felt sorry for him. It was the first thing you noticed about him.
akira28
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(01-25-2013, 03:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by Christina Mackenzie

It's all a matter of perspective.

Worst Job in the world

oh my god this is so completely my thing you have no idea


Originally Posted by Bulbo Urethral Baggins

I remember hearing that this works with women too.
http://travel.cnn.com/bangkok/shop/l...smacked-809478
I need to start up this business in this country. Who's with me? I can't imagine a more fulfilling, rewarding job.

there is no sound more satisfying. No heft that feels more pleasing to the hand. It's like the weight of heaven itself.

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