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Console War III: Sony's first jab at Microsoft: "Jump Out", "Yoga Isn't Gaming" #1

Mocking the overzealous Xbox 360's "Jump In" Campaign:

Quote:
Begun the console war has.

(That or maybe Sony wants us to bail out and prepare for disappointment).

Edit: A jab at Kinect (or Wii Fit perhaps?)

Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.
P.S. I said "Console War III" because it's the third encounter between Sony and Microsoft. That and it sounds much cooler! D:
Last edited by shagg_187; 02-15-2013 at 01:18 PM.
Ragus
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#2

It's on like donkey kong
Dahbomb
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#3

This combined with the Yoga jabs, Sony is back to arrogant mode and feeling themselves.
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#4



This one's better.
UrbanRats
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Yoga isn't Gaming. Wonderbook 2/20,
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Cool, some good ol' fashioned shit-talking. Bring on the glory days of Sega Genesis versus SNES/NES.
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I already jumped out.
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#8



~Kinggi~
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Once they unveil their DRM and online services plans.

Behold

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Originally Posted by UrbanRats: View Post
Yoga isn't Gaming. Wonderbook 2/20,
lol

Originally Posted by ~Kinggi~: View Post
Once they unveil their DRM and online services plans.

Behold


This thread is great already.
DJ Ghazi
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#11

popcorn.gif
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.
Yep. Now Sony should remember that and don't bother anyone with that stuff during the event.
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#13

Sony swinging it's controller around like a pink flamingo , hope they deliver.
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.
Oh shit!! :lol

Adding to OP.
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The twins need to see who can out-do each other the best.

I feel like an audience member in a schoolyard, chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
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Yoga flame!

The Mana Legend
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.
2/20?

220

$220

Vita price drop announced.
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Huh.


Sony is marketing something. Thats nice.
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lol Are we sure these are from sony?
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Loudninja
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Originally Posted by The Mana Legend: View Post
2/20?

220

$220

Vita price drop announced.
So awesome.
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Originally Posted by Ragus: View Post
It's on like donkey kong
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Originally Posted by USC-fan: View Post
lol Are we sure these are from sony?
Yes.
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All this marketing. Sony taking on MS' advice!!
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The handbags are out again.
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Jump Out makes me think of 3D images jumping out. Like in that EyePad thingy.
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Snap.

Got to back that shit up yo. Throw down.
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It's on!
Omikaru
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Originally Posted by funkystudent: View Post
Huh.


Sony is marketing something. Thats nice.
The new marketing/creative agency is earning their money already.
thepotatoman
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Where are we supposed to be jumping out from or jumping out to exactly?
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=D
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Sony you best put your money where your mouth is now and deliver hard on the 20th. GAF will be watching.
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#34



Oh man, this generation will be my first proper console war on gaf.
im legitimately excited. started off pretty great aswell, wiiU floundering, feb 20th, kazification, the non-stop negative xbox news.
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Console War III? You might be able to consider N64 vs PSX a civil war, but even then it's not the third.
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"Jump Out" is pretty weak. Hopefully there's some meaning to that? "The Sony Share Feature allows players to OUTwardly express themselves to the whole jumpin' world!"

The Yoga line is better. To their credit, Sony probably has been the best about avoiding that shit lately. Doesn't mean they won't ever though.
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i see sony's marketing team is at work now LOL. they must hired someone "in the know"
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.


Jump out doesn't really make much sense.
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Originally Posted by Cheesemeister: View Post
Yoga flame!

Needs more recognition
Tom Penny
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Trash talk is a sign of weakness.
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Originally Posted by thepotatoman: View Post
Where are we supposed to be jumping out from or jumping out to exactly?
Vita/Cliff
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post


This one's better.
Hah, fantastic, got a laugh out of me.
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#43

Kaz and his team are going for the jugular, hilarity will ensue
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i hope i wont have to use this gif on the 20th

JoexBLU
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"Playstation changes. Will copy the Xbox 360."

PS Kinect

PGR clone

console "entertainment center"

SmartGlass

etc
sam27368
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if this is their new marketing partners already at work then I agree!
Ramblin
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Now this is gaming!
saunderez
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This is going to be quite ironic if the dual cam is confirmed.
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#49

Originally Posted by Tom Penny: View Post
Trash talk is a sign of weakness.
they didn't trash talk when Vita was coming out
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Originally Posted by JoexBLU: View Post
"Playstation changes. Will copy the Xbox 360."

PS Kinect

PGR clone

console "entertainment center"

SmartGlass

etc
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