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statham
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(05-09-2013, 03:40 PM)
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http://www.vevo.com/watch/avril-lavi...p/USSM21301219

I like it and the throughback to her first video ever.
POWERSPHERE
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(05-09-2013, 03:41 PM)
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Old Avril. Time waits for no one.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
(05-09-2013, 03:41 PM)
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Time for her to grow up.
Lumination
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(05-09-2013, 03:43 PM)
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Dat makeup. She's seen some things.
apesh1t
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(05-09-2013, 03:46 PM)
I heard this on the radio, and I swear to god they said it was Taylor Swift
DrEvil
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(05-09-2013, 03:46 PM)
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Brunette Avril is the superior Avril.
SaintZ
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(05-09-2013, 03:47 PM)
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She's ageless and looks amazing *.*

How many pop stars can use the same clothes from 10 years ago? outside of Beyoncé

The video is not that great but when she came out wearing the Complicated clothes I died



Originally Posted by DrEvil

Brunette Avril is the superior Avril.

you did not lie.
painey
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(05-09-2013, 03:47 PM)
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turned it off at 'half-past ten o clock'
BrokenEchelon
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(05-09-2013, 03:47 PM)
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How the fuck do you sing Radiohead at the top of your lungs?
Mesoian
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(05-09-2013, 03:48 PM)
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You'd think 2 divorces would be enough to make her grow up...
Raptor
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(05-09-2013, 03:48 PM)
You are not 20 anymore Avril, time for a change of singing style and maybe do a little more mature voice.
Harry Potter
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(05-09-2013, 03:49 PM)
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Eh, I'd rather watch pornstar Avril Vagine instead.
highluxury
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(05-09-2013, 03:49 PM)
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Oh, silly Avril.. its only a matter of time.
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(05-09-2013, 03:51 PM)
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Awful.

Originally Posted by ToxicAdam

Avril's songs all sound like the worst girlfriend you could ever have.

Last edited by Sn4ke_911; 05-09-2013 at 03:55 PM.
ToxicAdam
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(05-09-2013, 03:51 PM)
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Avril's songs all sound like the worst girlfriend you could ever have.
Darklord
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(05-09-2013, 03:52 PM)
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It's better than the god awful pop shit GAF normally posts. That's not saying a lot though.
Pagusas
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(05-09-2013, 03:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by ToxicAdam

Avril's songs all sound like the worst girlfriend you could ever have.

Lol yes! I've said this several times when listening to the lyrics "Wow god you are describing the worst possible girlfriend"
Trigger
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(05-09-2013, 03:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by BrokenEchelon

How the fuck do you sing Radiohead at the top of your lungs?

lol, the only lyric that bothers me. I don't know anyone who does that.
Andrew.
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(05-09-2013, 03:54 PM)
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Is she still with the lead singer of Americas #1 rock band Nickelback?
TUSR
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(05-09-2013, 03:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by ToxicAdam

Avril's songs all sound like the worst girlfriend you could ever have.

:lol

Originally Posted by Andrew.

Is she still with the lead singer of Americas #1 rock band Nickelback?

?
Andrew.
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(05-09-2013, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by TUSR

:lol



?

Thats the joke.
grumble
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(05-09-2013, 03:55 PM)
It's like all of her songs fantasize about not having any responsibility or accountability
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(05-09-2013, 03:56 PM)
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Was the autotune this obvious in her older music?
besada
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(05-09-2013, 04:01 PM)
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There's something mildly creepy about hearing a nearly thirty year old woman obsessing on the wonders of being in high school.
Trigger
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(05-09-2013, 04:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by Einbroch

Was the autotune this obvious in her older music?

No.
strafer
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(05-09-2013, 04:06 PM)
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I miss her genie in a bottle days
Pagusas
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(05-09-2013, 04:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by grumble

It's like all of her songs fantasize about not having any responsibility or accountability

to be fair, its better than singing about how terrible your ex-bf was all the time. And honestly, to live a few weeks/months without any responsibility or accountability would be amazing, though a true unrealistic fantasy. So I can understand the fun of it.
lunchtoast
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(05-09-2013, 04:09 PM)
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I thought it would be a Neverland themed video.
Bob White
(05-09-2013, 04:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by BrokenEchelon

How the fuck do you sing Radiohead at the top of your lungs?

Fuck this fucking bitch for name dropping a good band to try and gain some credibility. Seriously, if you like Radiohead, you would LAUGH at the fact at marrying that fucking tool from Nickleback. Such a fake and shallow piece of shit peddling this fucking poison top 40 bullshit.

Gah...if you're going to make shit music, keep good bands out of your fucking mouth/lyrics. Oh, and FUCK Cello or whatever his name is for fucking changing the lyrics to "Imagine" by Lennon to "Imagine if all religions were real". Fuck you!


...welp, maybe this shouldn't have been the first thread to click on this morning.
SaintZ
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(05-09-2013, 04:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bob White

Fuck this fucking bitch for name dropping a good band to try and gain some credibility. Seriously, if you like Radiohead, you would LAUGH at the fact at marrying that fucking tool from Nickleback. Such a fake and shallow piece of shit peddling this fucking poison top 40 bullshit.

Gah...if you're going to make shit music, keep good bands out of your fucking mouth/lyrics.
...welp, maybe this shouldn't have been the first thread to click on this morning.

She's a fucking bitch because she names a band she actually likes in her song? OK.

Originally Posted by strafer

I miss her genie in a bottle days

NO.

Also wtf, how many people here have listened to more than maybe 3 Avril songs though? The song is just about having fun and being young at heart. I guess people in their late 20s are not allowed to drink or have fun anymore. I'm fucked then. :(
Amory
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(05-09-2013, 04:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Harry Potter

Eh, I'd rather watch pornstar Avril Vagine instead.

hmmmm.

thanks.
T.O.P
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(05-09-2013, 04:18 PM)
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Right as i was reading these

Trigger
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(05-09-2013, 04:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by SaintZ

Also wtf, how many people here have listened to more than maybe 3 Avril songs though? The song is just about having fun and being young at heart. I guess people in their late 20s are not allowed to drink or have fun anymore. I'm fucked then. :(

Sis you should've known what to expect before you entered this thread.
SaintZ
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(05-09-2013, 04:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Trigger

Sis you should've known what to expect before you entered this thread.

I know, she's gonna be dragged to the pits RIP ;___;
Dishwalla
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(05-09-2013, 04:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bob White

Fuck this fucking bitch for name dropping a good band to try and gain some credibility. Seriously, if you like Radiohead, you would LAUGH at the fact at marrying that fucking tool from Nickleback. Such a fake and shallow piece of shit peddling this fucking poison top 40 bullshit.

Gah...if you're going to make shit music, keep good bands out of your fucking mouth/lyrics. Oh, and FUCK Cello or whatever his name is for fucking changing the lyrics to "Imagine" by Lennon to "Imagine if all religions were real". Fuck you!


...welp, maybe this shouldn't have been the first thread to click on this morning.

Katy Perry named dropped Radiohead in one of her recent songs(something about listening to Radiohead in the back of a Mustang). Did that just break your heart?

Maybe it's the new trend, pop acts think they are cool because they reference a "deep" artist like Radiohead(kinda like the Mick Jagger trend from a few years back).
Tuck
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(05-09-2013, 04:23 PM)
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"What the Hell" was a really good song that she released a year or two ago. But I didn't like the rest of that album. Not a fan of this song, but hopefully she releases at least one really catchy song that I like on her next album.
Angry Grimace
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(05-09-2013, 04:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pagusas

to be fair, its better than singing about how terrible your ex-bf was all the time. And honestly, to live a few weeks/months without any responsibility or accountability would be amazing, though a true unrealistic fantasy. So I can understand the fun of it.

I got the impression from Deryck Whibley that she was a pretty awful significant other herself' apparently she was running around on the guy.
Bob White
(05-09-2013, 04:24 PM)
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I could be very wrong but, I'm just adding things about her up in my mind. Looking at the songs she sings, her fake high school punk/pop "tough" image, who she's married to, and how old she is, name dropping Radiohead isn't just some "this will be a nice lyric". No, It was a calculated commercial strike by her and her team. It all screams fake "my act in legitimate. i'm a pop rebel who listens out side the box". Basically, she's using Radiohead to propel her bullshit image.

Fuck this bitch (and her writing team).
Amory
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(05-09-2013, 04:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by SaintZ

Also wtf, how many people here have listened to more than maybe 3 Avril songs though? The song is just about having fun and being young at heart. I guess people in their late 20s are not allowed to drink or have fun anymore. I'm fucked then. :(

I've always loved Avril, both her music and just...her.

She was one of my first celebrity crushes when I was a kid. And I think this song is great :)
Bomber Bob
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(05-09-2013, 04:26 PM)
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why canadian pop stars look always younger?
besada
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(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bomber Bob

why canadian pop stars look always younger?

Bagged milk.
Nemesis_
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(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bob White

Fuck this fucking bitch for name dropping a good band to try and gain some credibility. Seriously, if you like Radiohead, you would LAUGH at the fact at marrying that fucking tool from Nickleback. Such a fake and shallow piece of shit peddling this fucking poison top 40 bullshit.

Gah...if you're going to make shit music, keep good bands out of your fucking mouth/lyrics. Oh, and FUCK Cello or whatever his name is for fucking changing the lyrics to "Imagine" by Lennon to "Imagine if all religions were real". Fuck you!


...welp, maybe this shouldn't have been the first thread to click on this morning.

.....because ALL OF THE SUCCESS THIS SONG HAS will be attributed to that first line.

Calm yourself.

Bob White
(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dishwalla

Katy Perry named dropped Radiohead in one of her recent songs(something about listening to Radiohead in the back of a Mustang). Did that just break your heart?

Maybe it's the new trend, pop acts think they are cool because they reference a "deep" artist like Radiohead(kinda like the Mick Jagger trend from a few years back).

Fuck, didn't know this. Fuck her too then. And you're right, the reference of "deep" artist is such a transparent "my music tastes are good, so my music is good" tactic.

Also, this shows me how Avril's name dropping is even more bullshit than I thought. Unless she taking the piss out of Perry and the whole industry, she's using Radiohead not only to pass the "music credibility" test, but she's using them because she and her team saw some OTHER pop act name drop them.

Come on! This wanton manipulation doesn't make people mad?
Slizz
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(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bob White

I could be very wrong but, I'm just adding things about her up in my mind. Looking at the songs she sings, her fake high school punk/pop "tough" image, who she's married to, and how old she is, name dropping Radiohead isn't just some "this will be a nice lyric". No, It was a calculated commercial strike by her and her team. It all screams fake "my act in legitimate. i'm a pop rebel who listens out side the box". Basically, she's using Radiohead to propel her bullshit image.

Fuck this bitch (and her writing team).

Gotta be honest if you didn't bring it up I wouldn't have noticed the lyric or much less cared at all.



She looks the same as 10 years ago its crazy, still tiny and hot.
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(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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It's not like Radiohead is an obscure band with a cult following.
Beysus
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(05-09-2013, 04:29 PM)
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horrible
zychi
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(05-09-2013, 04:30 PM)
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Way too autotuned, sounds like the dude who autotunes Kesha did too much on Avril.

Song sounds like something from her first album, too "early 2000s"


BTW shes basically 30 and singing in a high school prom.
Dave Meltzer
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(05-09-2013, 04:30 PM)
I made it about 15 seconds.
Erebus
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(05-09-2013, 04:30 PM)
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How old is she anyway?
Eric C
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(05-09-2013, 04:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Andrew.

Is she still with the lead singer of Americas #1 rock band Nickelback?

yeah she's still with him

I think the Nickelback guy co-wrote this song.

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