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isamu
OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
(03-18-2007, 04:39 AM)
*OLD?*

Wish my granny had them skillz :lol
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(03-18-2007, 04:40 AM)
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"**** it, bitch! Come on ****ers, die!" :lol :lol :lol
TTP
Have a fun! Enjoy!
(03-18-2007, 04:41 AM)
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:lol
Jewbacca
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(03-18-2007, 04:42 AM)
That was awesome... I was hoping some dentures would fall out when she said "****er".
Superman00
Liverpool01
(03-18-2007, 04:44 AM)
:lol That granny is hardcore.
Cerrius
You like me, you really really like me!
(03-18-2007, 04:44 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol
Duress
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(03-18-2007, 04:46 AM)
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I like how the google ads have "Groppin Granny Adult" :lol :lol
Jirotrom
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(03-18-2007, 04:48 AM)
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Zoe
(03-18-2007, 04:50 AM)
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:lol

Is that the same granny whose videos were circulating around a few years ago?
FateBreaker
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(03-18-2007, 04:50 AM)
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eh, the grandia III video is still the best
sevenchaos
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(03-18-2007, 04:50 AM)
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****er die! :lol :lol :lol
Diablos
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(03-18-2007, 04:51 AM)
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Awesome :lol
Lord Error
Insane For Sony
(03-18-2007, 04:52 AM)
She's awesome.
Destroys Stalker in Resistance, wins Nintendo's Brain Challenge competition, plays Okami and FFXII and grumbles how FFX-2 sucked, etc :lol

http://oghc.blogspot.com/
krypt0nian
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(03-18-2007, 04:52 AM)
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It just feels so staged though.
Community Forum
(03-18-2007, 04:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Marconelly

She's awesome.
Destroys Stalker in Resistance, wins Nintendo's Brain Challenge competition, plays Okami and FFXII and grumbles how FFX-2 sucked, etc :lol

http://oghc.blogspot.com/

Wow, she's been around a long time.
Karma Kramer
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(03-18-2007, 04:52 AM)
holy crap... haha

:lol
Doom_Bringer
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(03-18-2007, 04:53 AM)
Awesome lady

<3

my wife be better like that when she is 80 years old
Ned Flanders
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(03-18-2007, 04:53 AM)
Just bizarre..
Lord Error
Insane For Sony
(03-18-2007, 04:54 AM)
Does anyone know what's that song that plays at the end of the Resistance video?

Originally Posted by krypt0nian

It just feels so staged though.

Edited and all... perhaps, but she did win that Brain Challenge compo (against all other older people) and it seems like she's genuinely enjoying playing games.
Karma Kramer
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(03-18-2007, 04:56 AM)
haha

The oblivion one is great...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dfKEAtOzI
Aeon712
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(03-18-2007, 04:58 AM)
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That's awesome, I think she may be better then my best friend :lol
Lagaff
Gub'mint Researcher
(03-18-2007, 05:00 AM)
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:D Very nice
Verano
Reads Ace as Lace. May God have mercy on their soul
(03-18-2007, 05:03 AM)
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GILF?
Chris_C
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(03-18-2007, 05:08 AM)
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Why is the Sony granny so mean when the Nintendo old people are so nice?
demure
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(03-18-2007, 05:10 AM)
Wii Grandmas > PS3 Grandma
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(03-18-2007, 05:12 AM)
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Wow at her FFXII play log. She ownz.

Towards the end of the game, Grandma developed a strong case of "Level Up Exhaustion"; maxing out every possible attribute; equipping everyone with the best armor; getting three or four ribbons; preparing for any possible situation. Even after she achieved this feat, she still didn't like certain characters. It doesn't matter that when on even levels equipped with the same weapons, the only difference between characters is their appearance on screen (they'll fight the same way, take the same HP; heal the same, etc.,..)

Grandma: "Goddammit, why do I have to use THIS chick? She ****ing sucks."

Me: "But... she's the same level as your main dude."

Grandma: "I don't care. She always screws everything up."

Me: "But... she's a princess descendant of the mightiest king ever known to the realm, given power by the GODS THEMSELVES."

Grandma: "She's still a stupid bitch."

OWNS
ethelred
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(03-18-2007, 05:12 AM)
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Grandma: "Goddammit, why do I have to use THIS chick? She ****ing sucks."
Me: "But... she's the same level as your main dude."
Grandma: "I don't care. She always screws everything up."
Me: "But... she's a princess descendant of the mightiest king ever known to the realm, given power by the GODS THEMSELVES."
Grandma: "She's still a stupid bitch."

:lol

Originally Posted by Chris_C

Why is the Sony granny so mean when the Nintendo old people are so nice?

This lady's no partisan -- she kicked a few kids' asses in Wii Sports bowling, too.
Pistolero
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(03-18-2007, 05:14 AM)
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That's amazing ! One of those rare moments that put a smile on my depressive face...
Ploid 3.0
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(03-18-2007, 05:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Verano

GILF?

No man, just.. .ugh
Y2Kev
TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
(03-18-2007, 05:15 AM)
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Holy crap at the political ramifications of Nethicite :lol :lol
notjackbauer
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(03-18-2007, 05:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by Marconelly

Does anyone know what's that song that plays at the end of the Resistance video?

Yes indeed. "Rental Car" by Beck, off of Guero. That part is towards the end.
SpudBud
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(03-18-2007, 05:25 AM)
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Wow:lol:lol
The Jer
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(03-18-2007, 05:32 AM)
I'm playing Resistance right now. This is great.
The Jer
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(03-18-2007, 05:42 AM)
They still only show one of the first few levels!!!
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(03-18-2007, 05:51 AM)
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:lol
DenogginizerOS
BenjaminBirdie's Thomas Jefferson
(03-18-2007, 05:52 AM)
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That woman has a shottie and chews tobacco GUARANTEED!
JohnnyMadness
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(03-18-2007, 05:53 AM)
Granny needs to join The NeoGaf Resistance clan and get her "wedge" on.
DenogginizerOS
BenjaminBirdie's Thomas Jefferson
(03-18-2007, 05:59 AM)
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This woman needs to be interviewed by Luke and the 1up yours team. They can drink some 'shine and just chat.
Kittonwy
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(03-18-2007, 06:10 AM)

Originally Posted by isamu

*OLD?*

Wish my granny had them skillz :lol

Even OGHC appreciates teh awesome-wowsomeness that is Resistance.
Lobster
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(03-18-2007, 06:11 AM)
:lol :lol

"DIE YOU FU***R
BeEatNU
WORLDSTAAAAAAR
(03-18-2007, 06:24 AM)
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:lol :lol

She is GQ!
Lord Error
Insane For Sony
(03-18-2007, 06:33 AM)

Originally Posted by notjackbauer

Yes indeed. "Rental Car" by Beck, off of Guero. That part is towards the end.

Thanks!


Originally Posted by demure

Wii Grandmas > PS3 Grandma

No, just no! :lol This granny seems to have every console under the sun. Go there and read about her wining in Brain Challenge and playing Wii.
distrbnce
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(03-18-2007, 06:36 AM)
4D gaming delivered!
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
(03-18-2007, 06:40 AM)
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:lol :lol

"Fu*k it,bitchhh"
EviLore
Expansive Ellipses
(03-18-2007, 06:42 AM)
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Isamu, as amusing as it is, you have to stop using all caps and tons of exclamation points in your thread titles. This is the last time I'm editing.
theBishop
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(03-18-2007, 06:48 AM)
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Sony expands the market confirmed!
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(03-18-2007, 06:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by theBishop

Sony expands the market confirmed!

this lady was already in the market to begin with i think
theBishop
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(03-18-2007, 06:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by davepoobond

this lady was already in the market to begin with i think

Damn it! Burned again!

There's always the chance for some splitscreen in the nursing home though. The market growth will be exponential!

Retired old ladies can afford a PS3 easy. Its like half the price of their monthly pill requirements.
Juice
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(03-18-2007, 07:00 AM)
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Well, that about wraps it up for Wii.
Tempy
don't ask me for codes
(03-18-2007, 07:06 AM)
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Which brings us to an interesting question. Do you see yourself gaming a lot when you get older? A lot of us here grew up either during the Atari days or the 8/16-bit days.

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