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crazy buttocks on a train
quite possibly the greatest username to grace the Internet
(06-10-2013, 03:43 AM)
^_^ confiemed micresft actively attemptbuyinr PS44FOUR nonmetnions. IF y dont explifitly here 3rdparty say “OUR GAME IS EXCLUSIVE FOR XBONE’ confdinetly assuem Ps4 version is avabilelbe behind scenes. #truthfact

^_^ stag2 indethpth drm mesaging a@t gamescom. rental stretegy is no stratgy, nolpan for support, just watnt o keep quiet. nontalk execs! beacuse mesaging isnt done. stagae1 waslast Tursyfday...clusterfuktotal

^_^ cloudpower=praroleofficer. desined from day1@s DRM. peirod. uknoo this alreyad thogh.,, MS idaea. aproached third parties wplan not otherway around. EA/Ubi bigest boostrs but lesa Activbliz whcih makes mye haed fulll of weird#!

^_^ ONE drm tos plans iws worse than you know. asmnow btw but I can;t get cororobating proof frrorm my fpeoples. theyr sadcared for jobs. it s com*ing tho IT IS COMING ):

^_^ MEedge2 at MS conf. langlewdell not mkaign an appearnce.

^_^ princeofpersian retgurgiate. for msfconf

^_^ sspecial sekrit Philupspensergame/? - world of banks frmo warmggamin.et

^_^ LIVEpaywallfirm like myb utocks in place for ONEE!1 f2p? sorury.

^_^ deadreising3 and exclcusive DLC for other capcpom game

^_^ onlingamingpayo.w.-allklk for Sony? ahha nope.noconfirm

^_^ sonty rapped up tighterrea than Virgin mosquito when on drm istuf. Frustartin!g myinfogloves!

Fianl things bef0re I hbieranate onte.h sleptime for ahwile.

1. aAll praisee neogaf
2. athanku alLL doubtersn ivirals, youre bitter tearzr are my bidet
3. be nice to mrajor nelson, he has ijob to do. like al snow
4. my balls, my wordd

cya
10k
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
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The fuck?
Chacranajxy
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
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I strongly agree.
Auto_aim1
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
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Holy shit. <3

So no Mirror's Edge 2 at MS Conf? Interesting.

Edit: OK so it is.
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Morthas
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
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Geoff, is that you?
Ignis Fatuus
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Originally Posted by crazy buttocks on a train

^_^ confiemed micresft actively attemptbuyinr PS44FOUR nonmetnions. IF y dont explifitly here 3rdparty say “OUR GAME IS EXCLUSIVE FOR XBONE’ confdinetly assuem Ps4 version is avabilelbe behind scenes. #truthfact

^_^ stag2 indethpth drm mesaging a@t gamescom. rental stretegy is no stratgy, nolpan for support, just watnt o keep quiet. nontalk execs! beacuse mesaging isnt done. stagae1 waslast Tursyfday...clusterfuktotal

^_^ cloudpower=praroleofficer. desined from day1@s DRM. peirod. uknoo this alreyad thogh.,, MS idaea. aproached third parties wplan not otherway around. EA/Ubi bigest boostrs but lesa Activbliz whcih makes mye haed fulll of weird#!

^_^ ONE drm tos plans iws worse than you know. asmnow btw but I can;t get cororobating proof frrorm my fpeoples. theyr sadcared for jobs. it s com*ing tho IT IS COMING ):

^_^ MEedge2 at MS conf. langlewdell not mkaign an appearnce.

^_^ princeofpersian retgurgiate. for msfconf

^_^ sspecial sekrit Philupspensergame/? - world of banks frmo warmggamin.et

^_^ LIVEpaywallfirm like myb utocks in place for ONEE!1 f2p? sorury.

^_^ deadreising3 and exclcusive DLC for other capcpom game

^_^ onlingamingpayo.w.-allklk for Sony? ahha nope.noconfirm

^_^ sonty rapped up tighterrea than Virgin mosquito when on drm istuf. Frustartin!g myinfogloves!

Fianl things bef0re I hbieranate onte.h sleptime for ahwile.

1. aAll praisee neogaf
2. athanku alLL doubtersn ivirals, youre bitter tearzr are my bidet
3. be nice to mrajor nelson, he has ijob to do. like al snow
4. my balls, my wordd

cya

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Volotaire
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
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erm...
LostInNoise
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(06-10-2013, 03:44 AM)
Translation please?
The Omega Man
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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Nice! And I was about to go to bed!
elcapitan
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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Yes, yes, yes!
EmCeeGramr
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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youre bitter tearzr are my bidet

my balls, my wordd

if one of these is not cboat's new tag by midnight then we have failed
Seven Force
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by crazy buttocks on a train

^_^ ONE drm tos plans iws worse than you know. asmnow btw but I can;t get cororobating proof frrorm my fpeoples. theyr sadcared for jobs. it s com*ing tho IT IS COMING ):

Oh shit.
FACE
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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The prophet has spoken, heed his words of wisdom.
JakkuFurosu
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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this xbone shittrain keeps getting worse.


#truthfact
vilmer_
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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Read it closely gents.
Satch
ch... deal with ya tag sis before you get clockT. now sashay away.
(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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"your bitter tears are my bidet" made me crack up
antitrop
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(06-10-2013, 03:45 AM)
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Thread of the day. <3 CBOAT.
Mauricio_Magus
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Great Thread
GiantEnemyGoomba
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Can someone translate this please? I don't speak Buttocks.
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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I think its hilarious that the most prolific info broker on neogaf is name "crazy buttocks on a train" and speaks only in a mixed l33t speak to avoid detection..amazing
DeBurgo
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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4. my balls, my wordd

I got this part, I think.
ambientmystic
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Our lord and saviour, CBOAT has spoken.
alr1ght
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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oh shit.

now to translate

1. Confirmed Microsoft is actively attempting to get developers to not mention PS4 versions. If they don't say "OUR GAME IS EXCLUSIVE FOR XBONE" expect a PS4 version. #truthfact

2. More DRM messaging at Gamescom. There is no rental strategy. Try to sweep it under the rug and hope people don't remember.

3. Cloud power was designed as DRM. Period. DRM was Microsoft's idea. EA and Ubisoft are supporters, Activision slightly less so.

4. DRM plans are actually worse than what they've stated.

5. Mirror's Edge 2 at MS conference.

6. Prince of Persia (reboot?) at MS conference.

7. Secret Phil Spencer game = World of Tanks

8. Live paywall still there.

9. Dead Rising 3, and exclusive DLC for another Capcom game at MS conference.

10. No online paywall for PS4. Unconfirmed.

11. No DRM info for PS4.

Last edited by alr1ght; 06-10-2013 at 04:03 AM.
Hattori
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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CBOAT DROPPING TRUTHFACTS!
Dawg
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Dafuq
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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lmfaooooooooo fuckin great.
as1m
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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*lights spliff and attempts to parse*
Ignis Fatuus
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by FACE

The prophet has spoken, heed his words of wisdom.

I can't believe he has blessed us in this way but I'm too high to translate his scripture someone else do it.
Khronico
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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AMEN.
eznark
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(06-10-2013, 03:46 AM)
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Keep up the good work man, thanks.
BlazingDarkness
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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FFFUUUUU
Samyy
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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That was surprisingly easy to read
The fact that MS went to pubs is fucking despicable, pieces of shits
Raist
(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
Oooooooh snap.
DaBoss
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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Oh CBOAT, you crazy buttocks.

Was easy to read, thanks for the heads up.

Have a good hibernation!
zeopower6
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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OH MY GOD A CBOAT UPDATE
illmatic22
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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Thank You Based CBOAT
methodman
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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CBOAT da god
DimetappWUT
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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So much hupe for E3. Mirror's Edge 2 and Dead Rising 3? Hnnnng.
metsallica
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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ME2, new PoP, World of Tanks and Dead Rising 3 huh?
Father_Brain
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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I know we've had our arguments, but sincere props to famousmortimer for (I think) being the first to break the PS4 non-mention bit.
Nirolak
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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Note that Mirror's Edge 2 is not listed as an exclusive.
Last edited by Nirolak; 06-10-2013 at 04:00 AM.
vareon
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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CBoaT delivering again.

Edit: I don't understand the first point
B.O.O.M
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(06-10-2013, 03:47 AM)
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Mutha Phuking CBOAT has Spoken...and Mortals heed his wisdom
Yagharek
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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Takes a bit of concentration to decode, but XBone DRM is worse than we are led to believe, and Sony's DRM is difficult to pin down due to information lockdown.

Love your work CBOAT. Stay safe!
FlutterPuffs
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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Seriously Cboat, I love you but this makes me feel like I'm in the Da Vinci Code of E3s.
raphanum
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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Read between the lines, folks.
Proposed Law
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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cboat has spoken.
jwhit28
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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How much longer before the cloud is met with universally negative reaction? Please say it's coming soon.
Chezzymann
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Woo-Fu
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(06-10-2013, 03:48 AM)
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I feel a bizarre kinship.

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