[Goldrusher]

What the **** is that thing ?


(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))



More pics:



And even more:



8o

[John Dunbar]

Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

[maynerd]

She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

[RubxQub]

Why does that dog kick so much ass?

[starchild excalibur]

Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

Geri isn't THAT unnattractive

[Cornballer]

He looks like Dragon from Arrested D.

[cubicle47b]

I love this picture but I'm not sure why.

[Mama Smurf]

Did anyone else see pics of her at her child's christening a while ago? She looked gorgeous, I couldn't believe it, I've never fancied her.

[Patrick Bateman]

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

[TemplaerDude]

he's wearing my shorts!

[starchild excalibur]

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I dunno, man. Rob is also a pretty short dude, so it's gonna make Black seem bigger than normal. At the very least, BB definitely seems to have more charm than this robot.

[John Dunbar]

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

[Kintaro]

Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

[LuCkymoON]

lol I keep thinking about her cover of the song "It's Raining Men"
That dude has got to be hittin that.

[BigGreenMat]

He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

[DarkMage619]

Is she still famous? She is from the Spice Girls right? Are they still popular?

the Dark One

[fmcato]

That's the second biggest bodyguard I've ever seen!

[Patrick Bateman]

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

Me too. I had to tip in "Rob Dyrdek Big Black" in order not become flooded by porn-pictures. :(

[Rorschach]

the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol

[djkimothy]

She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?

[Rorschach]

What spice was she?

Apparently, "Old."

[valkillmore]

She has a wicked body! What spice was she?

Chubby Spice.

[jooey]

She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

GILF

[Killthee]

Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

I heard he was her personal trainer, not her bodyguard.

[taku]

[IMG]http://i19.************/54nnz0k.jpg[/IMG]

:lol aww, look at the cute dog! oh my god look at the expression..! *melts*

[valkillmore]

[I Push Fat Kids]

Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.


the Dark One

[valkillmore]

Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews. the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol New NeoGAF Meme confirmed!

[RumFore]

It looks like the dog is being choked.

[Roders5]

the Dark One

Would you GTFO with that shit

[taku]

[bionic77]

He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

[DarkJediKnight]

Geri is 5'2. Looking at the pics, he's around 6'4-6'5 Maximum. Definately not in the 6'6 and up range.

[rezuth]

So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

[valkillmore]

[DarkJediKnight]

So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

[Archer]

What the **** is that thing ? (Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri)) More pics: And even more: 8o

Probably a big dick for hire.

[Wes]

:lol :lol that's nicely done

[Tamanon]

Dude's a tad larger than most.

The Dark One

Spanish for timedog

[Stealth Editor]

Who the hell would want to approach Geri Halliwell?

[MrSardonic]

People like that aren't bodyguards, they are human "fuck off" signs.

[OmniGamer]

Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

[starchild excalibur]

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2" And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

Nah, Geri could be about 5'2/5'3 and it'd work out. He may be taller than 6'2", but probably not by much. He's definitely not as talll as the average pro basketball player.

[Terrell]

Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

Oh yeah... I'd totally tap that ass, too. :D

[Kintaco]

WTF is wrong with her nose? Does it look freakin' weird to anyone else or is it just me?

[Beezy]

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

The veins in his arms are ****ing disgusting.

[Jamesfrom818]

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

When did Lou Diamond Phillips get so big and buff?

[Papi]

I'd fight him.

[fallengorn]

Needs more Wander...

[Smiles and Cries]

:lol :lol this thread delivers :D

The Smile One