• Register
  • TOS
  • Privacy
  • @NeoGAF

Goldrusher
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:03 PM)
Goldrusher's Avatar
What the **** is that thing ?


(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))



More pics:



And even more:



8o
Last edited by Goldrusher; 06-15-2007 at 11:55 PM.
John Dunbar
correct about everything
(06-15-2007, 11:04 PM)
John Dunbar's Avatar
Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.
maynerd
Banned
(06-15-2007, 11:05 PM)
She's pretty small regardless...and HOT
RubxQub
φίλω ἐξεχέγλουτον καί ψευδολόγον οὖκ εἰπόν
(06-15-2007, 11:05 PM)
RubxQub's Avatar
Why does that dog kick so much ass?
starchild excalibur
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:06 PM)
starchild excalibur's Avatar

Originally Posted by John Dunbar

Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

Geri isn't THAT unnattractive
Cornballer
foul temptress
(06-15-2007, 11:06 PM)
Cornballer's Avatar
He looks like Dragon from Arrested D.

cubicle47b
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:07 PM)
cubicle47b's Avatar


I love this picture but I'm not sure why.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
(06-15-2007, 11:07 PM)
Did anyone else see pics of her at her child's christening a while ago? She looked gorgeous, I couldn't believe it, I've never fancied her.
Patrick Bateman
(06-15-2007, 11:09 PM)
Patrick Bateman's Avatar
Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.
TemplaerDude
(06-15-2007, 11:12 PM)
TemplaerDude's Avatar
he's wearing my shorts!
starchild excalibur
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:14 PM)
starchild excalibur's Avatar

Originally Posted by Klaxon

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I dunno, man. Rob is also a pretty short dude, so it's gonna make Black seem bigger than normal. At the very least, BB definitely seems to have more charm than this robot.
John Dunbar
correct about everything
(06-15-2007, 11:18 PM)
John Dunbar's Avatar

Originally Posted by Klaxon

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.
Kintaro
Worships the porcelain goddess
(06-15-2007, 11:19 PM)
Kintaro's Avatar
Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?
LuCkymoON
Banned
(06-15-2007, 11:21 PM)
LuCkymoON's Avatar
lol I keep thinking about her cover of the song "It's Raining Men"
That dude has got to be hittin that.
BigGreenMat
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:24 PM)
BigGreenMat's Avatar
He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.
DarkMage619
THE DUMB ONE
(06-15-2007, 11:25 PM)
DarkMage619's Avatar
Is she still famous? She is from the Spice Girls right? Are they still popular?

the Dark One
fmcato
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:25 PM)
That's the second biggest bodyguard I've ever seen!
Patrick Bateman
(06-15-2007, 11:26 PM)
Patrick Bateman's Avatar

Originally Posted by John Dunbar

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

Me too. I had to tip in "Rob Dyrdek Big Black" in order not become flooded by porn-pictures. :(
Rorschach
Quis custodiet ipsos Batman?
(06-15-2007, 11:26 PM)
Rorschach's Avatar

Originally Posted by DarkMage619


the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol
djkimothy
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:27 PM)
She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?
Rorschach
Quis custodiet ipsos Batman?
(06-15-2007, 11:29 PM)
Rorschach's Avatar

Originally Posted by djkimothy

What spice was she?

Apparently, "Old."
valkillmore
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:29 PM)
valkillmore's Avatar

Originally Posted by djkimothy

She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?

Chubby Spice.
jooey
The Motorcycle That Wouldn't Slow Down
(06-15-2007, 11:30 PM)
jooey's Avatar

Originally Posted by maynerd

She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

GILF
Killthee
helped a brotha out on multiple separate occasions!
(06-15-2007, 11:41 PM)
Killthee's Avatar

Originally Posted by Kintaro

Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

I heard he was her personal trainer, not her bodyguard.

taku
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:42 PM)
taku's Avatar
[IMG]http://i19.************/54nnz0k.jpg[/IMG]

:lol aww, look at the cute dog! oh my god look at the expression..! *melts*
valkillmore
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:43 PM)
valkillmore's Avatar
Last edited by valkillmore; 06-15-2007 at 11:58 PM.
Kevtones
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:54 PM)
Kevtones's Avatar
Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.


the Dark One
valkillmore
Member
(06-15-2007, 11:56 PM)
valkillmore's Avatar

Originally Posted by Kevtones

Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.


the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol New NeoGAF Meme confirmed!
RumFore
Banned
(06-15-2007, 11:56 PM)
It looks like the dog is being choked.
Roders5
Iwata een bom zal droppen
(06-15-2007, 11:58 PM)
Roders5's Avatar

Originally Posted by DarkMage619

the Dark One

Would you GTFO with that shit
taku
Member
(06-16-2007, 12:04 AM)
taku's Avatar
bionic77
Please, don't ask ME about Michael Jordan!
(06-16-2007, 12:10 AM)
bionic77's Avatar

Originally Posted by BigGreenMat

He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.
DarkJediKnight
(06-16-2007, 12:17 AM)
DarkJediKnight's Avatar
Geri is 5'2. Looking at the pics, he's around 6'4-6'5 Maximum. Definately not in the 6'6 and up range.
rezuth
Member
(06-16-2007, 12:17 AM)
rezuth's Avatar
So Gears of War is based on real people :lol
valkillmore
Member
(06-16-2007, 12:28 AM)
valkillmore's Avatar
DarkJediKnight
(06-16-2007, 12:28 AM)
DarkJediKnight's Avatar

Originally Posted by rezuth

So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.
Archer
Member
(06-16-2007, 12:30 AM)
Archer's Avatar

Originally Posted by Goldrusher

What the **** is that thing ?


(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))



More pics:



And even more:



8o

Probably a big dick for hire.
Wes
venison crÍpe
(06-16-2007, 12:34 AM)
Wes's Avatar

Originally Posted by taku

:lol :lol that's nicely done
Tamanon
Professional Bastard
(06-16-2007, 12:37 AM)
Tamanon's Avatar
Dude's a tad larger than most.

The Dark One

Spanish for timedog
Stealth Editor
Member
(06-16-2007, 12:38 AM)
Stealth Editor's Avatar
Who the hell would want to approach Geri Halliwell?
MrSardonic
The nerdiest nerd of all the nerds in nerdland
(06-16-2007, 01:01 AM)
People like that aren't bodyguards, they are human "fuck off" signs.
OmniGamer
Hard Chargin' Capitalism
(06-16-2007, 01:05 AM)
OmniGamer's Avatar
Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]
starchild excalibur
Member
(06-16-2007, 01:08 AM)
starchild excalibur's Avatar

Originally Posted by bionic77

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

Nah, Geri could be about 5'2/5'3 and it'd work out. He may be taller than 6'2", but probably not by much. He's definitely not as talll as the average pro basketball player.
Terrell
Member
(06-16-2007, 08:20 AM)
Terrell's Avatar

Originally Posted by OmniGamer

Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

Oh yeah... I'd totally tap that ass, too. :D
Kintaco
Member
(06-16-2007, 08:24 AM)
Kintaco's Avatar


WTF is wrong with her nose? Does it look freakin' weird to anyone else or is it just me?
Beezy
in the heezy fo sheezy
(06-16-2007, 08:24 AM)

Originally Posted by DarkJediKnight

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

The veins in his arms are ****ing disgusting.
Jamesfrom818
Banned
(06-16-2007, 08:37 AM)
Jamesfrom818's Avatar

Originally Posted by DarkJediKnight

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

When did Lou Diamond Phillips get so big and buff?
Papi
Member
(06-16-2007, 08:44 AM)
Papi's Avatar
I'd fight him.
fallengorn
Bitches love smiley faces
(06-16-2007, 08:46 AM)
fallengorn's Avatar

Originally Posted by aztrex

Needs more Wander...
Smiles and Cries
To hell with Bono,
here's a worthy cause.
(06-16-2007, 08:56 AM)
Smiles and Cries's Avatar
:lol :lol this thread delivers :D

The Smile One

Thread Tools