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Goldrusher
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(06-15-2007, 11:03 PM)
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What the **** is that thing ?


(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))



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8o
Last edited by Goldrusher; 06-15-2007 at 11:55 PM.
John Dunbar
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(06-15-2007, 11:04 PM)
Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.
maynerd
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(06-15-2007, 11:05 PM)
She's pretty small regardless...and HOT
RubxQub
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(06-15-2007, 11:05 PM)
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Why does that dog kick so much ass?
starchild excalibur
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(06-15-2007, 11:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by John Dunbar

Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

Geri isn't THAT unnattractive
Cornballer
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(06-15-2007, 11:06 PM)
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He looks like Dragon from Arrested D.

cubicle47b
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(06-15-2007, 11:07 PM)
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I love this picture but I'm not sure why.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
(06-15-2007, 11:07 PM)
Did anyone else see pics of her at her child's christening a while ago? She looked gorgeous, I couldn't believe it, I've never fancied her.
Patrick Bateman
(06-15-2007, 11:09 PM)
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Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.
TemplaerDude
(06-15-2007, 11:12 PM)
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he's wearing my shorts!
starchild excalibur
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(06-15-2007, 11:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Klaxon

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I dunno, man. Rob is also a pretty short dude, so it's gonna make Black seem bigger than normal. At the very least, BB definitely seems to have more charm than this robot.
John Dunbar
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(06-15-2007, 11:18 PM)

Originally Posted by Klaxon

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.
Kintaro
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(06-15-2007, 11:19 PM)
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Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?
LuCkymoON
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(06-15-2007, 11:21 PM)
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lol I keep thinking about her cover of the song "It's Raining Men"
That dude has got to be hittin that.
BigGreenMat
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(06-15-2007, 11:24 PM)
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He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.
DarkMage619
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(06-15-2007, 11:25 PM)
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Is she still famous? She is from the Spice Girls right? Are they still popular?

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fmcato
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(06-15-2007, 11:25 PM)
That's the second biggest bodyguard I've ever seen!
Patrick Bateman
(06-15-2007, 11:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by John Dunbar

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

Me too. I had to tip in "Rob Dyrdek Big Black" in order not become flooded by porn-pictures. :(
Rorschach
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(06-15-2007, 11:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by DarkMage619


the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol
djkimothy
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(06-15-2007, 11:27 PM)
She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?
Rorschach
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(06-15-2007, 11:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by djkimothy

What spice was she?

Apparently, "Old."
valkillmore
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(06-15-2007, 11:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by djkimothy

She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?

Chubby Spice.
jooey
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(06-15-2007, 11:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by maynerd

She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

GILF
Killthee
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(06-15-2007, 11:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kintaro

Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

I heard he was her personal trainer, not her bodyguard.

taku
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(06-15-2007, 11:42 PM)
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[IMG]http://i19.************/54nnz0k.jpg[/IMG]

:lol aww, look at the cute dog! oh my god look at the expression..! *melts*
valkillmore
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(06-15-2007, 11:43 PM)
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Last edited by valkillmore; 06-15-2007 at 11:58 PM.
Kevtones
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(06-15-2007, 11:54 PM)
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Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.


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valkillmore
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(06-15-2007, 11:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kevtones

Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.


the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol New NeoGAF Meme confirmed!
RumFore
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(06-15-2007, 11:56 PM)
It looks like the dog is being choked.
Roders5
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(06-15-2007, 11:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by DarkMage619

the Dark One

Would you GTFO with that shit
taku
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(06-16-2007, 12:04 AM)
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bionic77
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(06-16-2007, 12:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by BigGreenMat

He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.
DarkJediKnight
(06-16-2007, 12:17 AM)
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Geri is 5'2. Looking at the pics, he's around 6'4-6'5 Maximum. Definately not in the 6'6 and up range.
rezuth
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(06-16-2007, 12:17 AM)
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So Gears of War is based on real people :lol
valkillmore
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(06-16-2007, 12:28 AM)
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(06-16-2007, 12:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by rezuth

So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.
Archer
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(06-16-2007, 12:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Goldrusher

What the **** is that thing ?


(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))



More pics:



And even more:



8o

Probably a big dick for hire.
Wes
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(06-16-2007, 12:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by taku

:lol :lol that's nicely done
Tamanon
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(06-16-2007, 12:37 AM)
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Dude's a tad larger than most.

The Dark One

Spanish for timedog
Stealth Editor
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(06-16-2007, 12:38 AM)
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Who the hell would want to approach Geri Halliwell?
MrSardonic
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(06-16-2007, 01:01 AM)
People like that aren't bodyguards, they are human "fuck off" signs.
OmniGamer
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(06-16-2007, 01:05 AM)
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Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]
starchild excalibur
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(06-16-2007, 01:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by bionic77

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

Nah, Geri could be about 5'2/5'3 and it'd work out. He may be taller than 6'2", but probably not by much. He's definitely not as talll as the average pro basketball player.
Terrell
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(06-16-2007, 08:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by OmniGamer

Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

Oh yeah... I'd totally tap that ass, too. :D
Kintaco
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(06-16-2007, 08:24 AM)
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WTF is wrong with her nose? Does it look freakin' weird to anyone else or is it just me?
Beezy
in the heezy fo sheezy
(06-16-2007, 08:24 AM)

Originally Posted by DarkJediKnight

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

The veins in his arms are ****ing disgusting.
Jamesfrom818
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(06-16-2007, 08:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by DarkJediKnight

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

When did Lou Diamond Phillips get so big and buff?
Papi
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(06-16-2007, 08:44 AM)
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I'd fight him.
fallengorn
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(06-16-2007, 08:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by aztrex

Needs more Wander...
Smiles and Cries
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here's a worthy cause.
(06-16-2007, 08:56 AM)
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:lol :lol this thread delivers :D

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