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Historic Neogaf moments

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WedgeX

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The best I recall:

Wise from your gwave! Poster was correct bumps 3 year old thread to gloat!

Specifically:

three years later said:
Hope this isnt violating rules, but it was called bullshit back when I posted that image. The game is real and coming out in due time http://www.worldscollide.com/ had to bring up this thread after seeing people call bullshit
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The other is from when cubsfan was doing girl-age threads. Sexual Body Language: Every Guy can learn this.

Bish made the greatest post known to man.

bishoptl said:
OK.

Just for giggles, I decided to try out this new walk during my lunch break. I usually stroll around downtown Vancouver for some exercise, so what the hell, right?

12:01pm - Tim crotch-saunters past reception. No visible response from the ladies hard at work.

12:03pm - Tim crotch-saunters outside past some construction workers. Tim earns some funny looks, but Tim doesn't care because he is gonna get some womens.

12:04pm - Tim crotch-saunters to a stop at a red-light. While waiting for the walk signal, Tim looks over to the young lady beside him and smiles. She smiles back. HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

12:12pm - Tim crotch-saunters into Vera's Meat Shack for a burger "You can't beat Vera's Meat" the tagline says, but today there's a new meat that's ready for beating and it's pointing the way to the counter. Tim orders a lamb burger with mushrooms and feta cheese. The guy behind the counter does not mention Tim's protruding pelvis, but that is because he is mad jealous.

12:15pm - Tim nods at an older woman who is waiting for her sandwich. She smiles back. Tim is a sexual firecracker and his fuse is lit.

12:20pm - Tim receives his burger and crotch-saunters towards the shop door. At the opening, Tim turns slightly and gives the "Magnum" look over his shoulder toward the other patrons. No visible response. Other patrons are obviously blind/racist/eunuchs.

12:24 - Tim crotch-saunters into the local 7-11. Guy behind the counter smiles. It appears that the crotch-saunter works not only on women, but men as well. This is dangerous stuff - with great power comes great responsibility. Tim resolves to only use the crotch-saunter on women of child-bearing age, as to not confuse and break the hearts of Vancouver's gay male community. Or ugly chicks. Or fat chicks. Or fat ugly chicks.

12:25 - Tim purchases a Monster drink, to celebrate his new-found status as a sex-sandwich on stilts. Guy behind counter continues to smile. Tim is slightly unnerved.

12:31 - Tim crotch-saunters past a bus stop, where two attractive college-age ladies are having a conversation. Tim turns down the crotch-saunter to a crotch-stroll, letting the females get a good, long look at what they didn't even know they were missing. One of the women smiles, then the two of them giggle. It is patently obvious that they cannot wait to molest Tim behind some bushes.

12:38 - Tim crotch-saunters back into his workplace, passes his boss. Boss asks, "Did you hurt yourself? Why are you walking like that?". Boss is obviously intimidated by Tim's ability to attract women into clamouring for his genetic material. Tim smiles quietly to himself before crotch-sauntering past reception one more time for good measure. Receptionist looks up and says "hello". Tim has GOT IT.

12:40 - Tim rewards himself for sharing the wealth (DON'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE) with Vancouver ladies by polishing off his lamb burger and Monster drink at his desk.

This is some pretty potent shit.
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OnPoint

Member
J-Rod said:
The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.

Edit: link http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=392892
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Oh my God, I'd be devastated
 
Theonik

Theonik

Member
LeleSocho said:
Please someone link the super ps3 thread the one where an user modified his ps3 saying he got benefits on textures and other stuff.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447789
It's in the archives.
The person caught pretending to be Japanese was a very nice backfire. One of those threads that kept on giving.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=438616
This one was also nice, guy makes thread complaining to be randomly banned from PSN presumably by being reported by a troll or Guerilla games conspiracy. The rest is a great backfire which I can't spoil and must be experienced.
polyh3dron said:
That attic gamecube setup with the picture of Iwata and a jug of water and shit was classic... what thread was that from?
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It was gahiggidy and it must have been either the setup thread or another for a worse setup competition from Finland. iirc
This one I think
Edit: That wasn't the first time it was posted, will have to think a bit harder.
 
F

FStop7

Banned
Kusagari said:
itagaki.jpg


When you take the picture and then the story of how he walked in, took a look around, and promptly walked out - it truly becomes legendary.
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Insufficient quantity of shitty Aerosmith ballads to hold Itagaki's attention.

One of my "favorite" threads is Second's thread about his best friend who serially cheats on his wife. Second's solution to the problem? He told his mom about it.
 
D

DarthWoo

I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
This is way back from when NeoGAF was just GAF, but I'm sure people remember DeadMeat. It's the JPG that keeps on giving.

superkyro.jpg


Then there were the multiple debacles involving Opa and Futami and all the rest.
 
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Riggs

Banned
Theonik said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447789
It's in the archives.
The person caught pretending to be Japanese was a very nice backfire. One of those threads that kept on giving.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=438616
This one was also nice, guy makes thread complaining to be randomly banned from PSN presumably by being reported by a troll or Guerilla games conspiracy. The rest is a great backfire which I can't spoil and must be experienced.

It was gahiggidy and it must have been either the setup thread or another for a worse setup competition from Finland. iirc
This one I think
Edit: That wasn't the first time it was posted, will have to think a bit harder.
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gahiggidy.jpg


OH MY GOD. I literally just spat all over my monitor from laughing so unexpectedly. Thank you guys.
 
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Mr. Fix

Member
Icicle said:
Very recent thread. OP creates thread asking if the internment of Japanese-Americans was the biggest failure of American "justice," adding that he was Japanese, but had just moved to the US last year.

GAF detectives prove that he is just a sad weeaboo, but the OP denies all proof until the very end.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869
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I say gat damn! Also +1 for that Hannah thread.

It's like a trend here. The best threads are ones that deliver or deal with shit getting real.
 
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MC Safety

Member
TheAzRim said:
The whole "I'm an expert" meme during E3.
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Was this it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11960243&postcount=1766

Perhaps the single (unintentionally) best post ever:

"Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. "
 
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Az

Member
MC Safety said:
Was this it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11960243&postcount=1766

Perhaps the single (unintentionally) best post ever:

"Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. "
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Yess, ahhh the good times.
 
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Rapstah

Member
MC Safety said:
Was this it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11960243&postcount=1766

Perhaps the single (unintentionally) best post ever:

"Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. "
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Just to make it clear, that was originally posted on GameFAQs, I think. It definitely isn't from NeoGAF to begin with.
 
Theonik

Theonik

Member
MC Safety said:
Was this it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...postcount=1766

Perhaps the single (unintentionally) best post ever:

"Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. "
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I kinda wondered, did this video come first or the post? Was it a GAFfer that made it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
Edit: Oh yeah, GameFAQs.
Edit2: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
 
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ShockingAlberto

Member
MC Safety said:
Was this it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11960243&postcount=1766

Perhaps the single (unintentionally) best post ever:

"Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. "
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Heh.

Rapstah said:
Just to make it clear, that was originally posted on GameFAQs, I think. It definitely isn't from NeoGAF to begin with.
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No, it was definitely GAF.

Trust me.
 
C

Cranzor

Junior Member
EvilMario said:
The moment I could return to Nintendo related threads without fear of them being entirely derailed by a forum moderator, who would proceed threaten, or accuse you of back seat modding if you said anything about him derailing the thread with 3DS rants.
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Ami's tag at the time was something like "In RPG terms, I'm a mid-boss" when he was a mod. Shortly after he was demodded, his tag changed to "In RPG terms, I'm just another random battle". It made me laugh at the time but it was not there very long.
 
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dude

dude
salva said:
Perhaps my favorite moment of neogaf was the christmas backfire thread, in which the user baconbitz posted a thread about christmas wallpapers and included a *NO 56K* note on the thread. Somebody found that his photobucket was open and there was a shyamalandingdong twist at the end

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=344121

What are/is your favorite moment?
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That's a horrible thread. I can't even see the pictures and I already know this thread has gone too far to be funny.

And for how liberal this forum thinks itself to be, some people here find the idea of someone being attracted to transsexual people way too funny for my comfort zone.


I always liked that thread someone necro'd just to prove he was right about DC Vs. Mortal Kombat.


TheExodu5 said:
NAG (GAF ripoff) is one of my favorite threads.
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Yes, I especially liked how GAF took it wat too far and tore that guy up for getting off to something I disapprove of like that's relevant to anything. Fun times.
 
N

noah111

Still Alive
This one really was one of the most epic memes to come out of an E3 conference. So much milage came out of it;

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