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World's largest fake breasts - Maxi Mounds

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Gaborn

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A stripper has broken the record for the world’s largest fake breasts – thanks to a dangerous medical technique that is banned in Britain.

Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.

Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them.

Unimpressed by the results of standard silicone implants, Ms Mounds had plastic string inserted into her breasts in 2000.

The implant irritates the breast, causing the release of body fluids that inflate the area still further.

The procedure – which was only really popular among adult entertainers and sex workers – has since been banned in Britain and the United States due to concerns about its safety.

Ms Mounds, who became a lap dancer in Florida in the 1990s and has since starred in several pornographic films, says she is used to her absurd proportions causing a stir.

"I’ve seen some pretty funny things happen. Men walking into things and getting slapped by their girlfriends because they were staring too hard."

Ms Mounds, who lives in New York, says she approached the Guinness World Records after spotting a record for natural breast size. They initially turned her away, but a few years later got in contact.

"Then they asked me if I was interested as they were creating a category. Eventually they told me I won."

The official measuring taken in Florida in 2005 gave her a chest-over-nipple size of 60.5 in.
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Story Here

God I need a man.
 
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Put a bag over that face and I'm ready to ride.

Probably wouldn't though. Not gonna be fun when one of the twins pops and you end up taking a latex bath.
 
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plovie

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I want to see what the implants themselves look like. Probably like gel-filled pillows or something.
 
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Chris R

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plovie said:
I want to see what the implants themselves look like. Probably like gel-filled pillows or something.
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read the article?

Also, she will probably hate herself when her back starts to kill her.
 
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Sol..

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rhfb said:
read the article?

Also, she will probably hate herself when her back starts to kill her.
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Maybe she's mad tight on the deadlifts and her back and take it.
 
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I'm not sure what is most disturbing, the woman willing to have her tits disfigured in a disgusted fashion, the surgeon who agreed to cut the woman open and fill her up to the bursting point, or the weird males who either likes the tits or thinks they are only slightly too big.

I will leave this thread and pretend it was not real.
 
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Gaborn

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John_B said:
I'm not sure what is most disturbing, the woman willing to have her tits disfigured in a disgusted fashion, the surgeon who agreed to cut the woman open and fill her up to the bursting point, or the weird males who either likes the tits or thinks they are only slightly too big.

I will leave this thread and pretend it was not real.
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So the fact it was started by a horny gay guy wasn't even worth mentioning?
 
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Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
 
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WickedAngel

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_dementia said:
This.

Breast implants are the worst shit ever.
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There are plenty of women with implants that look fine.

This woman just looks absurd.

mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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Yes actually. That's exactly what we're saying. Most of us don't have to rely on fucking sideshows to get laid.
 
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mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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you're saying you would? Gross.
 
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mr stroke

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Teh Hamburglar said:
you're saying you would? Gross.
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of course..
If I were single, sitting at home with nothing to do and that lady shows up with her cans sticking out, you bet, sign me up:D
 
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thetrin

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Those are fucking disgusting. What the fuck.
 
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fistfulofmetal

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mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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Kind of hard to when my dick has retracted up into my stomach.
 
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Tiduz

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FUCKING GROSS.

im more of an assman. Give me a lady with a round ass instead of dolly parton tits plz.
 
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thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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I don't fuck circus freaks, bro.
 
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Pachael

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mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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My door is fairly narrow so I don't think she'd be able to get in anyway.
 
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Ramirez

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mr stroke said:
Gaf is full of it....
so you guys are telling me that this lady shows up at your house naked and says "please fuck my tits" you would turn her away?
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I just googled her to see them without a top, and ugh, they look horribly deformed, shit is nasty.
 
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