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Nah I don't think it's like that. I think on some deep level I must be a little straight, but not enough to really matter. Good guess though haha
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Nah I don't think it's like that. I think on some deep level I must be a little straight, but not enough to really matter. Good guess though haha
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Being able to appreciate it all, from big to small, pale to dark, flat to busty, etc., etc. I think is very important to a healthy sexual life. Good man!
Absolutely. One of the best inventions ever if you ask me. An amazing substance!
You're on the right track!
RawkHawk2010
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Feet, giantesses, femdom...
(...you know, boring stuff.)
(...you know, boring stuff.)
Hypereides
Member
Be a Robin Hood and donate some of those hormones to those in need; the asexuals. It will even out our society.
So did you.
The odore gives you away.
I am doing my very best to ensure balanced and equal society
(even though I am fairly sure they are not appreciating my hard work)
SillyEskimo
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I have a video somewhere called 100 Assholes. It's a woman going up to other women in candid ways and having them pull down their pants/undies and spreading their butt cheeks. The camera lingers on assholes for 2-3 minutes, slowly zooming and changing angles with a single steady cam shot. Then the woman puts everything back in place and they move on to the next one.
It's like avant garde porn or something.
Captain_Spanky
Member
While pooping?
I love costumes and role play too. Such a good way to make other kinks feel "ok" if you're reluctant to do them.
bengraven
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Count Dookkake
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Where might an independent researcher find a copy?
Hypereides
Member
I got one more: clothed sex.
Yeeeeeeah buddy.
Yeeeeeeah buddy.
Currently doing that. No condom, feels good man.
Red Chocobo
Banned
I used to think my kinks were weird. But then I found the internet.
Turns out that I'm totally normal.
Turns out that I'm totally normal.
shanshan310
Member
This can actually be really fun. I like the spontaneity and the "fuck getting naked, we gotta do this right now".
E-Cat
Member
You sick fuck.
Cow Mengde
Banned
It's what happens when I have no monsters to brutally murder! I think weird sick things!!!
Oh and banging someone in front of the Fucking, Austria sign is on my bucket list.
Face it Tiger..
Banned
I like feet
strong, tall women. including like runners or track & field.
I dunno
strong, tall women. including like runners or track & field.
I dunno
SillyEskimo
Member
It's really weird. No title card that I can recall, no famous porn stars, no credits. I have no idea where anyone can get it. I'll look for it later on my porn HD and search for details I may be forgetting.
This is why you DL porn. This vid may well have been lost to the ages if it weren't for me!
shanshan310
Member
Dont need to be pregnant to not use one
Kuro Madoushi
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It's what happens when I have no monsters to brutally murder! I think weird sick things!!!
Oh and banging someone in front of the Fucking, Austria sign is on my bucket list.
Damn, I didn't know that Fucking is somewhere near Traunstein, haha.
That's not really that far away from my birthplace.
On topic: I like Hentai, does that count?
I also read some Guro comic awhile ago. Wasn't arousing but it certainly was hilarious.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
I like smoking weed with a partner whilst getting it on.
There's nothing hotter to me than a girl riding it while taking a massive bong rip.
Is that weird? Or do most stoners feel that way?
I also like anal. Ill eat and fuck ass all day. :|
And when a woman asks for it rough. Like really gets into it and shouts at you to fuck her harder, slap her ass, hold her down and rail her. GOD DAMN.
There's nothing hotter to me than a girl riding it while taking a massive bong rip.
Is that weird? Or do most stoners feel that way?
I also like anal. Ill eat and fuck ass all day. :|
And when a woman asks for it rough. Like really gets into it and shouts at you to fuck her harder, slap her ass, hold her down and rail her. GOD DAMN.
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
I like to get smacked a lot. Is that a kink?
Count Dookkake
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How mysterious. When is it from? I vaguely recall seeing something like this on VHS.
MemoryHumanity
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My man.
Hypereides
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Silphonica
Banned
I'll do everything to be quite honest.
Except scat.
Except scat.
Ain´t that the truth.
Okay so this isn't weird for normal straight people but because i'm super gay it's very weird for me: I love chicks in tight sweater vests.
I blow my load to little bitch bottoms getting fucked by tough bros and yet I can not deny that for whatever reason I love seeing a woman in a tight vest. Fucking tightening around their sexy bell curves and hugging their delicate shoulders. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I like girls in tshirts.
Silphonica
Banned
I like girls.
Thank you, I truly appreciate the beauty from all kinds of women. Feels good.
Touche.
ConradCervantes
Banned
Tan lines. I made the mistake of telling my female friends this kink, and now when we all go swimming they'll call out to me and show theirs off all "You like...?"
I can assure you, that was no mistake.
Hypereides
Member
Tan-lines beach bunny: "hey Conrad, you like my tan-lines? teeheehee"
Conrad:
Conrad:
Arhal_Katarn
Junior Member
Really direct Eastern European girls. "I vill fuck brains out!" Or, "I vant to fuck you."
The accent is sexy but it's the forwardness of some of them that makes it.
The accent is sexy but it's the forwardness of some of them that makes it.
Hypereides
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Silphonica
Banned
Had to google that second one, but no not those. But like, if my gf asked me to put on a dress and spank her, I would.
I fucking lost it.
Arhal_Katarn
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At first I didn't laugh... Then the mental image crept into my mind, resulting in coffee all over my keyboard.
Captain_Spanky
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I know a few people who like that sort of thing. I think my definition of normal is skewered.
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