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Four-Five Beers + Sex = God Mode

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Kyoufu said:
Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.
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the kind you will never meet in life
 
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Guzim

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C

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
I believe you OP.

But I also believe that you will never have sex that well ever again.

You peaked.

Hopefully, this won't be a thing where you drink the same amount of beers and try to get future partners to accompany you in the cab of your truck, in an effort to replicate that evening.

But you had a good time, right?

Haha. J/k. Everyone had a good time, why all the hate? Right...the internetz.
 
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Suairyu

Banned
As Shakespeare so truthfully observed in Macbeth, there is a dangerous line to walk when mixing alcohol with sex. One more beer and it could have gone all wrong!
Looks like you perfected your own personal ratio, so 'grats.
 
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Blair

Banned
RJNavarrete said:
HOLY SHIT. And I wasn't going to go out tonight... :lol :lol :lol

I hit my friends up to see what was up tonight, and they said someone was having a small apartment party... this other girl I knew over facebook told me she was bored as hekll, and that tonight was her birthday dinner so she suggested I should pick her up and show her a good time. I was like fuck it... let's go check out this party. So we get there, and to my surprise there's all kinds of my old friends from HS. I felt like such a bad ass getting handshakes and hugs from everyone in the room and being introduced as "my best friend" to all those who I didn't know. :lol So we get a couple drinks in us, I played a few games of beer pong, and I was feeling a slight buzz....

Anywho, me and this chick were a little bored, so she asked If I got her anything for her birthday... I said yea, it's in my truck. So we go, make out, and she pulls my dick out and says she really wanted her gift... so we fucked. and fucked. and fucked. and holy shitttttt, she told me to fuck her any way i wanted to because she, and I quote, "i love your dick." :D :D :D

I felt like a fucking bad ass marathon runner... we were going at it for two hours STRAIGHT... Fuck this was a good ass night. Now time for some sleep, as I'm working at 7 am. Good fucking night. Literally.
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Klyka

Banned
I have ever in my life met an "easy" girl. Never.

I so wished I would just find a girl to meet,fuck and forget but it never,ever happened.
I hate how I only seem to meet smart women :(
 
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Amir0x

Banned
Klyka said:
I have ever in my life met an "easy" girl. Never.

I so wished I would just find a girl to meet,fuck and forget but it never,ever happened.
I hate how I only seem to meet smart women :(
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You've probably met plenty of easy girls before. People think easy girls just means they have no standards, fuck anything that moves. But it really just means they have LOW standards. If you're below even those low standards, then...well...it is what it is. Bayonetta's ass is sad in that case.

Also you should be GLAD you meet tons of smart women. Those are the keepers.
 
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Klyka

Banned
Amir0x said:
You've probably met plenty of easy girls before. People think easy girls just means they have no standards, fuck anything that moves. But it really just means they have LOW standards. If you're below even those low standards, then...well...it is what it is. Bayonetta's ass is sad in that case.

Also you should be GLAD you meet tons of smart women. Those are the keepers.
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I don't want a keeper though.
I want some "fuck and forget" girls to have fun with.

And yes,obviously my avatar says a lot about my life or standard.
 
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Suairyu

Banned
"Fuck and forget" women can be smart, too. You don't have to be lacking in intelligence to have one night stands.
 
Meus Renaissance

Meus Renaissance

Member
I am not impressed. You know what's interesting? If you ask this girl afterwards "how much?" they'd probably find it demeaning for you to think they are a whore. I am not sure whether to pity or sympathise for their parents in these cases.

I don't approve of promiscuity. Some animals, like grey wolves for example, show how it's done with their monogamous standards.

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We stay classy
 
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Amir0x

Banned
Suairyu said:
"Fuck and forget" women can be smart, too. You don't have to be lacking in intelligence to have one night stands.
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But it helps to have low self-respect!

Klyka said:
I don't want a keeper though.
I want some "fuck and forget" girls to have fun with.

And yes,obviously my avatar says a lot about my life or standard.
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Well go to more bars, buy some drinks for different girls, eventually one'll perk up. People work at this shit man.
 
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trineo_feo

Member
RJNavarrete said:
HOLY SHIT. And I wasn't going to go out tonight... :lol :lol :lol

I hit my friends up to see what was up tonight, and they said someone was having a small apartment party... this other girl I knew over facebook told me she was bored as hekll, and that tonight was her birthday dinner so she suggested I should pick her up and show her a good time. I was like fuck it... let's go check out this party. So we get there, and to my surprise there's all kinds of my old friends from HS. I felt like such a bad ass getting handshakes and hugs from everyone in the room and being introduced as "my best friend" to all those who I didn't know. :lol So we get a couple drinks in us, I played a few games of beer pong, and I was feeling a slight buzz....

Anywho, me and this chick were a little bored, so she asked If I got her anything for her birthday... I said yea, it's in my truck. So we go, make out, and she pulls my dick out and says she really wanted her gift... so we fucked. and fucked. and fucked. and holy shitttttt, she told me to fuck her any way i wanted to because she, and I quote, "i love your dick." :D :D :D

I felt like a fucking bad ass marathon runner... we were going at it for two hours STRAIGHT... Fuck this was a good ass night. Now time for some sleep, as I'm working at 7 am. Good fucking night. Literally.
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Haha I miss being young. Going out, having sex in a truck-cab, girls that talk dirty to you, friends that aren't douchebags at a party.

I'm 26 and hate my job so much that it's actually started sucking away happy memories that I used to have. Like I had sweet stories like that from college and I'm losing them because of my job filling me with hatred and anger. :lol

So props to the OP. Props to the OT. God save the NeoGAF!
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Eh, the right amount of alcohol might help with longevity but it doesn't make it any more enjoyable for me.
Marijuano on the other hand, now that is a hell of an aphrodisiac for me.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
You got roofied and bro-raped in your own truck. This jerking off onto some girl's tits fantasy is just a psychological defense mechanism. Time to go fill out a police report, dude.
 
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Always-honest

Banned
Kyoufu said:
Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.
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just about any drunk normal girl
 
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AFreak

Banned
demon said:
You got roofied and bro-raped in your own truck. This jerking off onto some girl's tits fantasy is just a psychological defense mechanism. Time to go fill out a police report, dude.
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Klyka

Banned
Since this is GAF I assume the OP actually bought a 3000$ 3D TV,150$ 3D glasses and watched a 3D porn movie.
He was then so ashamed over that stupidly spent amount of money that he made up this story.
 
Vigilant Walrus

Vigilant Walrus

Member
Patrick Bateman said:
Btw. I prefer sex in ice cream trucks:

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LEXI BELLE!!


Bawawawa, have you seen her wikipedia?


She is a major Star Wars geek...


... but her favorite is episode 2.


imagine role playing fucking her as jar jar binks. she could be jarjar "taking it" from jabba. My body proportions would fit perfectly, also the race difference between gunguns and hutts are not that different aside from the weight.

it would be perfect.
 
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trineo_feo

Member
whytemyke said:
Haha I miss being young. Going out, having sex in a truck-cab, girls that talk dirty to you, friends that aren't douchebags at a party.

I'm 26 and hate my job so much that it's actually started sucking away happy memories that I used to have. Like I had sweet stories like that from college and I'm losing them because of my job filling me with hatred and anger. :lol

So props to the OP. Props to the OT. God save the NeoGAF!
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¿?
 
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victreeb3l

Member
good shit OP. i dont like smashing when im drunk because then its real hard to reach climax. unless its one of those nights i just want to keep smashing away and away..
 
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kylej

Banned
Referring to your sexual experience as being in "God mode" and posting about it at GAF right afterward. You can take the kid out of GAF but you can't take the GAF out of the kid.
 
Vigilant Walrus

Vigilant Walrus

Member
Always-honest said:
yes
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It's such a weird thing. I have been wanting to see this for 10 years, but I just missed all my chances.

some people told me to read the book instead, but the gifs make my penis behave more strange than usual.

wow? it was directed by a woman - mary harron. she has only done series since then. wow strange. But she did a episode of Oz! Impressive!
 
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Always-honest

Banned
two weeks ago i drank 256 beers and started fucking some horny virgin that just went crazy when she saw my 12 inch vuvuzela. and this is just an update on that fuck. Will let you guys know more when this fuckamonth will end
 
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