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Gay and Bisexual relationship thread |OT|

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okno

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Naked Snake said:
Yeah I've decided to drop the idea... I don't want no cooties! Thanks GAF.
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Threesomes are a lot of fun, though. Well, they can be. They start off really fun, and then by the end of it everyone gets really tired and lazy and it just kind of turns into this weird thing where everyone is just beating each other furiously so someone will finally get off.

Maybe I've just had bad threesomes...

ANYWAYS, Liam and I are no more. I decided to not pursue anything more with him, because it would have turned purely into a sexual thing. While the sex was great, I'm not looking for a fuck buddy right now. HOWEVER, there is hope! There's this boy (yes, boy, not man) who works at a clothing store across the street from my work who comes into my work nearly every day to get his coffee fix. We always awkwardly flirt, but he seems to only come in when it's really busy and I can't really stop and talk to him. So, today is the day where I am going to go to him and talk to him. He also invited me over to talk. At his store. How romantic. I'm pretty sure he's gay, but one of my coworkers says he's straight. If he turns out to be straight... God help me.
 
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Wake up Sheeple, your boring insistence that Obama is not a lizardman from Atlantis is wearing on my patience 💤
okno said:
I'm pretty sure he's gay, but one of my coworkers says he's straight. If he turns out to be straight... God help me.
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Could be bi ;p
 
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Erebus

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gofreak said:
Not a personal post, but this video is adorable. A cute insight into another's relationship:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazgN3urq8k&feature=player_embedded

I guess this could be lightly considered NSFW by some. It's a
shirtless dude signing a little love letter to his absent (and deaf) BF
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At first I was like "wtf" but then I turned on the annotations... now I'm just jealous. :lol This guy's a freaking cutie pie. His boyfriend must be really lucky.
 
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Cosmic Bus

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Youtube guy is guhttractive, and I don't even like facial hair on a guy. His body type is just right.

okno said:
There's this boy (yes, boy, not man) who works at a clothing store across the street ... We always awkwardly flirt
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Definite upgrade. :D
 
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okno

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So, update, as I just got off work: went to his store at 8 on my dinner break (he was to work 5-10). Walk in, don't see him, ask the dude behind the counter if he was working and he tells me he no longer works there. I'm all, "oh, okay," and leave, slightly (very) disappointed. I have no idea if I'll ever see him again, but I hope I do. I just find him a really cool guy, so I hope we can remain friends, but I kind of doubt he's going to be going out of his way to come to my store anymore, because I know he doesn't live near here nor is his other job close to here.

Oh well. Plenty of fish in the sea.
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Botolf said:
"Don't tase me, bro" isn't a safe sentence (he's probably heard it before).
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And he probably would do it? :lol
 
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JumpJeff84

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Hey guys, can I get some advice about ass play and prostates and whatnot?

I'm straight, seeing a new girl. She's currently rocking my world pretty hard sexually. She's determind to get at my prostate and get me off in that special way.

I've had the odd finger and tongue in my ass before, nothing more major than that. This girl got her middle finger all up in there last week and while it felt okay, she didn't really find the magic spot.

So, what's the deal? Is there really a 'win button' in my ass? If she finds it will I explode in fits of delight? If so, any tips to help her find it? Any position I should be lying in?
 
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Roto13

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First you're gonna want to get a rubber glove. Then you'll need a tub of Crisco. Then...
smurfx said:
hey watch a video called bad aniki on youtube and post your thoughts. :lol nsfw
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... What the hell
 
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ZephyrFate

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So the dorms at my school have apparently outlawed the words faggot and cunt. I'm conflicted over outlawing faggot because although I know people who are offended by it, I personally am not, and it screams PC censorship to me.

But then again, I am the #1 contrarian ever, and I use the word somewhat frequently.
 
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ZephyrFate

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julls said:
I say 'cunt' all the time, I'd be upset if anyone outlawed it around me :lol
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I just think straight up outlawing these words is a bit far. It was frowned upon when you said it before, and it was uncommon when I was in the dorms anyway, particularly because everyone knew I was gay.
 
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Eccocid

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I like ppl who keeps swearing all the time! Some ppl do it so naturally like a pirate arrr.
But i hate when girls start to swear.
 
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Alcoori

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Well, I guess using it with friends if it's not hurled as an insult is fine.

Thing is, I think that the outlawing of it resulted from the fact that it was used as an insult and to be honest, I don't think anyone goes around calling people names like that. Plus think of the potential people who are unsure about their sexuality or just have a hard time accepting it, hearing people throw faggot around, even as a joke, can be pretty detrimental to them.

But you know, kinda depends how it's enforced.

Eccocid said:
But i hate when girls start to swear.
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Double standards you misogynist!
 
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ZephyrFate

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The thing is I never saw it as that big of an issue, particularly at my college where everyone for the most part is pretty down with gay people. There's very little homophobia in general in Eugene, so I find the move to be a bit rash.
 
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JumpJeff84

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I admit, I love the word 'faggot'. It's probably my favorite word to say.

I'm smart enough not to say it in front of gay people, but I have a couple of close straight friends that I spit it at all the time.

Of course it conflicts me. I realize the history and hatred the word contains, and I know that so many gay/bi men have heard that word thrown at them all their whole lives, often before being discriminated against or outright abused. I know that it's really stupid and immature to use that word.

I live in Vancouver, BC. I'm surrounded by gay culture. I've been to the parades, I have close friends that are gay men, lesbians, and trangendered. People I love dearly. I'm not in the least bit homophobic...but I can't stop calling my straight male friends 'faggot' to save my life.

It sucks, I wish the word wasn't so aesthetically pleasing to say. But it is. There's really no word like it...
 
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i_am_ben

running_here_and_there
Whoompthereitis said:
I admit, I love the word 'faggot'. It's probably my favorite word to say.

I'm smart enough not to say it in front of gay people, but I have a couple of close straight friends that I spit it at all the time.

Of course it conflicts me. I realize the history and hatred the word contains, and I know that so many gay/bi men have heard that word thrown at them all their whole lives, often before being discriminated against or outright abused. I know that it's really stupid and immature to use that word.

I live in Vancouver, BC. I'm surrounded by gay culture. I've been to the parades, I have close friends that are gay men, lesbians, and trangendered. People I love dearly. I'm not in the least bit homophobic...but I can't stop calling my straight male friends 'faggot' to save my life.

It sucks, I wish the word wasn't so aesthetically pleasing to say. But it is. There's really no word like it...
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how about cuntface?
 
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okno

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Dear Gays: I love it when you slam you tongue into my mouth, licking the insides of it like an ice cream cone, making it difficult for me to breath, swallow saliva, and kiss you back. But please, when you kiss me on the neck, don't suck. Lick all you want, kiss it, scratch it, choke it, but please don't brand me. I'm 23 years old and have a job, it makes me look sloppy. You should know better, especially when you're 32. Thanks,

okno
 
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okno

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Anywhere else is fair game. I just don't like showing up to work, feeling triumphant after my latest conquest, and hearing, "what is that on your neck?!" Hickeys are just... ugh. The thing is I don't even remember him sucking on my neck! I know he bit me, so I'm wondering if he just bit me so hard a hickey formed (doubt it).

But lord god all mighty, you can suck on my ear lobes and armpits all you want.
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Botolf said:
Any excuse to whip out the taser, man! Those policemen love their gadgets.

"'No' means 'I've been a very bad boy resisting arrest.'"
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:lol :lol :lol :lol I know, right? Those cops are DANGEROUS! ;)

Another Halloween/holiday spent alone. *siiigh* Not so bad, though. Spend the rest of the night watching Zombie films.

Also Zephyr banned, again!? Dude just can't quit. :lol
 
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btkadams

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okno said:
Anywhere else is fair game. I just don't like showing up to work, feeling triumphant after my latest conquest, and hearing, "what is that on your neck?!" Hickeys are just... ugh. The thing is I don't even remember him sucking on my neck! I know he bit me, so I'm wondering if he just bit me so hard a hickey formed (doubt it).

But lord god all mighty, you can suck on my ear lobes and armpits all you want.
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lol what? the dude was sucking on your armpits? is this normal and i'm a prude?
 
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okno

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Not everyone likes their armpits played with, but those who do love it. That daddy guy I hooked up with fucking LOVED it, but he's the only person I've been with who has enjoyed it. It's a bummer for me, because I like it a lot, but people get all, "eww, what? Gross!" about it, but have no problems shoving their fingers up my ass.

I dunno. I'm just a very exploratory person in bed. I don't like hitting just the typical "hot spots," and I'll roam around the guy's body until I find that one spot that drives him bananas. I'm a very chill, relaxed guy normally (doesn't mean I'm not crazy), but I'm very aggressive and dominant in bed, and I like to get freaky when at all possible.

A dead fish in bed is the worst.
 
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Naked Snake

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Kissig, licking, and sucking armpits (hairy or not) is one of my favorite things to do in bed. Too bad deodorant prevents me from doing that most of it the time (taste like shit and makes your tongue dry)... I sometimes make it a point to tell my bootycall not to use deodorant before coming over :lol
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Wow, you guys were busy with that porn site, weren't you?

*came across the youtube video you guys were mentioning back a few pages*

...Is it bad I'm sitting here going "That's Pidgin Signing, not ASL signing!" ? :lol

I have to admit, his pidgin signing is really good, esp for someone that takes a moment to think of his sentence/words in ASL signs before pidging them.

Pidgin: ASL signs "spoken" as an English sentence.
ASL: Cuts out words to make a sentence: I go to the store. "Store, I go."

Nerdy of me. And I sit there and I'm like "Yeah, that's the right sign..." after not signing in months. :lol

God, why can't I find someone like this dude? :(
 
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