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Super Mario 3D Land on iOS ($0.99)
- Thread starter KillerTravis
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VeryGooster
Banned
Oh shit.
Canceling my Wii U order.
Canceling my Wii U order.
Goldenroad
Member
I would love to see Nintendo receive the kind of settlement against Apple that Apple just received against Samsung.
JordanLMiller
Member
I like how legitimately useful apps can be turned down by apple's screening process, yet stuff like this gets through. I mean it's really obvious how "unique" this game is...
Apple could pull that kinda change from down the side of the sofa.
VeryGooster
Banned
I clicked that Walnut JZ site in the page. Nice wallpaper, guys:
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1824314731
Edit for those who don't want to give them a click, heh:
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1824314731
Edit for those who don't want to give them a click, heh:
I dropped a large deuce. It looks better than an iOS game.
Shameless plagiary will always exist but I take issue that world's biggest technology corporation (just going by market capitalization) is earning 30% on each sale and they aren't even legally accountable for whatever appears on iTunes.
It's almost like the Mafia that collect a cut on every sanctioned crime in their neighborhood.
It's almost like the Mafia that collect a cut on every sanctioned crime in their neighborhood.
VeryGooster
Banned
They're also the proud makers of Fury Birds:
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_6cbcd56b0100x23k.html
Coming Soon: Limitless Sword and Slice the String
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_6cbcd56b0100x23k.html
Coming Soon: Limitless Sword and Slice the String
chickdigger802
Banned
.cn
ultrazilla
Member
Had to buy this. Kinda like rubber necking a bad auto accident.
Avoid like the bubonic plaque. Terrible graphics, floaty controls,
one hit insta-death and music jacked from a funeral home.
Deleting this abomination stat. Dear Mario in heaven, forgive
me this trespass.
Avoid like the bubonic plaque. Terrible graphics, floaty controls,
one hit insta-death and music jacked from a funeral home.
Deleting this abomination stat. Dear Mario in heaven, forgive
me this trespass.
Backfoggen
Banned
Wii U is done.
Really? It looked korean to me. I need to train my foreign letters eye.
but yeah, china.
Community Forum
Member
Canis lupus
Member
Its colorful.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
lmao that's hilarious
chickdigger802
Banned
H_Prestige
Banned
The main character has blonde hair. For a moment I thought this was a mario ripoff.
Community Forum
Member
Someone needs to make an animated gif of 2:39
gives new meaning to "floaty." dear lord that's terrible.
AMAZING
Oh my! "Floaty - The Game!" deluxe barf edition.
LOL he got a game over for killing too many goombas in a row
chickdigger802
Banned
that piano is pretty good.
Why would you do that?
Member
Really? It looked korean to me. I need to train my foreign letters eye.
but yeah, china.
A simple guide from someone who knows nothing:
Korean text has a lot of... circles in it.
Chinese text is generally quite complex looking.
Japanese text is generally much simpler looking and has a lot of the easy-to-spot character "の" ("no")
Korean | Japanese | Chinese
Garcia
Member
HOLY SHIT they ain't kidding when they say a vicious turtle could bite you.
chickdigger802
Banned
now if all of china used traditional, the world would be at peace.
TheContact
Member
Misleading title Grrrrrrrrrrr
Heh yeah, japanese is super easy to spot for me. But i get always caught up between korean and chinese. But that circle thing is good. Thanks!
What, no! Buy it! I want to see "Bearded purple bad fart dudes Adventure in Treasure- and Coin-Island!"
Not only they are ripping off Mario, but also Little Big Planet's jump physics.
smh
goldenticket
Member
Just checked. Mole kart is still for sale (free now) and now they have mole kart 2
Dude, the game will crash and bomb, who cares.
Dion Blaster
Member
They're also the two most derided (among tech/geek sites).
I don't have any iOS devices so i'm not trying to defend some loyalty, but the process should be reactionary. The main reason the iOS store has taken off is because of the ease of getting content on it compared to most other places. The day that Apple decides to screen for shit like this the store will change forever. I imagine that it would be essentially impossible to do as well. You would have an Xbox360 situation which sort of defeats the purpose of the App store. The reactionary defense is the best solution.
As horrible as this apparently is, it does beg the question of how a good version of this might look.
I mean not a Mario 3D Land ripoff, but a 3D platformer of any kind.
Hell, on any platform other than Nintendo's. Between the 360 and PS3, there are maybe one or two that were originally developed this generation?
I mean not a Mario 3D Land ripoff, but a 3D platformer of any kind.
Hell, on any platform other than Nintendo's. Between the 360 and PS3, there are maybe one or two that were originally developed this generation?
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Tempted to buy it since it'll be pulled soon, but even $.99 is too much to take that risk.
I approve of that.
Like the hat?
Banned
Honestly makes me want to buy it
Dynamite Ringo Matsuri
Member
Just bought it. Amazing experience on the iPhone 4. It runs at about 7 FPS, there are probably three frames in the jumping animation, Mario just levitates off the ground and slowly drifts back to terra firma. I got the propellor power up, floated towards a koopa and got the game over screen. Total playtime: 6 seconds. I'll hold off on impressions til the iPhone 5 gets in, so I can run this graphical tour de force at 23 FPS