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demi
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(07-05-2006, 02:50 AM)
This stuff old? Surprised it wasn't linked here. Pretty funny and accurate stuff. It's like the guy is conveying me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY

Castlevania II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8

Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfdRdOM_B0

The Karate Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6WakV0kWM

Roger Rabbit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

TMNT1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r-0GRPCi9dI

Back to the Future 1 (and 2 and 3) (latest)
ElfoMan
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:05 AM)
:lol
jag0
Junior Member
(07-05-2006, 03:07 AM)
You know whats wierd, when i was younger i played the hell out of Castlevania II (beat it), Roger Rabbit (almost beat it), The Karate Kid (beat it), and TMNT (DAMN THIS GAME!)

and i absolutely loved them... so its kinda wierd when peopel recall these with.... less than fond memories to say the least :D

oh and as for Roger Rabbit and its logn ass password, i think its clear this dude has never played Battle Of Olympus... now THAT was a long ass password!!

if you want to talk abotu bad games.. talk about Hydlide .. ugh..
TheTurtleTitan
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:10 AM)
:lol :lol :lol

I totally agree with him on Ninja Turtles. Especially on those hard-to-reach pizzas (is it even possible to get to the closing wall one?)
Barnolde
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:17 AM)
:lol :lol :lol :lol Holy shit, the TMNT one ****ing rocked.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 03:19 AM)
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God, I totally agree with TMNT. That game was way too ****ing hard, and it had nothing to do with TMNT at all...
..pakbeka..
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:20 AM)
that reminds me how pissed off I'd get with all those hard ass games on the NES. Why all the randomness and impossible jumps konami??

Here's how they probably designed most stages in TMNT:
guy 1: "Hey this jump is way too easy, anyone can just press a button and jump, how about I move the other side of the pitfall a few pixels so the player can barely get jump over it if he's lucky"
guy 2: "That's a great idea, in the meantime I'll lower the ceiling just so it gets a little bit harder"
guy 1: "Thanks, I'll also put an enemy here that will hit the player 9 out of 10 times and if he's hit he'll fall and have to do it all again and the enemies will all respawn"
guy 2: "You're a genius!"
SolidSnakex
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:23 AM)
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"You can just walk over it?"

:lol :lol
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(07-05-2006, 03:23 AM)
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oh man, the only one i actually even have is TMNT...i have to agree its so ****ing hard
Of All Trades
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(07-05-2006, 03:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheTurtleTitan

:lol :lol :lol

I totally agree with him on Ninja Turtles. Especially on those hard-to-reach pizzas (is it even possible to get to the closing wall one?)

He didn't even get to the Technodrome or Unkillable Shredder.

I mean, I'm with the guy above me, I played all of these and have fond memories, but mostly only because the other games out at the time were so much ****ing worse. That's why I find nostalgia for the "good old days" so incredibly laughable; 95% of the old games were shit, and of the remaining 5%, 4% of those were pretty ****ing bad, too, but at least they weren't as bad as the 95%, so I thought I was having a good time.
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:25 AM)
I hope this guy makes more

Angry Nintendo Nerd >>>>> GameLife

Every single thing he said in those games I wholeheartedly agree with, it's like demi factor personified
Numoris
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:25 AM)
Good lord the string of insults at the end of the TMNT one. :lol
Chibbi Brady
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:27 AM)
:lol That TMNT one was gold. I remember getting so bloody angry at that underwater part, my controller had many, many teeth marks. Some would throw their controllers, I'd just bite the damn thing.
blindrocket
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(07-05-2006, 03:30 AM)
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The TMNT video is the only one that I watched but I completely agree with it. :D

I still loved the game back in the day, but only because it was ****ing TMNT.
marvelharvey
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(07-05-2006, 03:31 AM)
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Pens in top pocket = nice nerdy touch
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:32 AM)

Originally Posted by marvelharvey

Pens in top pocket = nice nerdy touch

I liked where he blew in the cart and swabbed it with a q-tip, not to mention the Rolling Rock, that's right up there with Zima :lol
thefit
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:34 AM)
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Oh my god TMNT! :lol Christ almighty when I finally made it past the stupid water level I though I had it made then I realised there was more levels I ****ing flung that shit across my room!
Ninja Scooter
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Kings in Raider hats
(07-05-2006, 03:34 AM)
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:lol "It sucks. It sucks ass from a straw."
..pakbeka..
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:37 AM)
that tmnt music still gives me nightmares
Christopher
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:38 AM)
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oh my word...
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 03:46 AM)
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I want to see him play battletoads...
jenov4
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(07-05-2006, 03:48 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol That was effin hilarious. TMNT rocked hard.
Az987
all good things
(07-05-2006, 03:50 AM)
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:lol "...stupid banana rain coat wearing bitch.."

*HIGHFIVE*
jjasper
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:52 AM)
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The review of Castlevania 2 is not acceptable.

Edit: His reviews other reivews are pretty funny though.
Spencerr
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:54 AM)
Yeah ffuucckk tmnt.
Vrolokus
Banned
(07-05-2006, 03:57 AM)
I haven't watched the TMNT one yet, but I have to say I agree 100% with his Castlevania II review... :lol
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 03:57 AM)

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex

"You can just walk over it?"

:lol :lol

I was wondering why he didn't just walk over it. I never tried to jump over it when I first played it.


I liked the Castlevania one, especially since some people here want a new one like it. :P
Johnas
Member
(07-05-2006, 03:59 AM)
TMNT was definitely one of the hardest NES games, right up there with Blaster Master for me.

I think I got to Krang (was he before Shredder?) at the game's end a time or two, but never did finish it.
Shawn128
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(07-05-2006, 04:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by demi


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

TMNT1 (latest)

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF ****"

:lol :lol :lol
C4Lukins
Junior Member
(07-05-2006, 04:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheTrin

I want to see him play battletoads...

That is what I was thinking. It should just be him playing that bike level, not saying a word, for a half hour straight, then hanging himself from the ceiling fan.
jjasper
Member
(07-05-2006, 04:05 AM)
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The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 04:06 AM)
Did anyone notice the sticker on the NES controller at the beginning of the Karate Kid video? Those were given away in Nintendo Power along with other ones. Those were cool. :)
C4Lukins
Junior Member
(07-05-2006, 04:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by jjasper

The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?



I made it past the water level a couple of times, and the next level was even more irritating.
wipeout364
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(07-05-2006, 04:09 AM)
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I like the start of the Karate Kid one. That's so how it feels when you have some crazy situation in a game you've tried 20 times and keep dying.:lol
Tony HoTT
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:12 AM)
He should review Dragon's Lair for NES. I remember renting that game when I was little and just getting so mad and sweaty and my dad kept telling me to take a break and I just had to keep playing because I wanted to win. **** I remember getting pretty goddamn far for how impossible that game was.
jko
Junior Member
(07-05-2006, 04:20 AM)
i went straight for the TMNT review and i knew that was all i needed :lol
great stuff!:lol :D
Gantz
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:20 AM)

Originally Posted by jjasper

The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?

I beat it. You need mad skillz :lol
jjasper
Member
(07-05-2006, 04:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gantz

I beat it. You need mad skillz :lol

You are a God among men!
CajoleJuice
(07-05-2006, 04:24 AM)
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Only watched the TMNT one. Have it, never beat it. **** that game. Awesome review. :lol
VultureDude
Member
(07-05-2006, 04:31 AM)
hhaa, he hates entering codes.

anyone remember the Phantom 2040 for the SNES? the codes you had to enter for that were no less than 30 characters :lol

and the game was impossible to beat since there was a single correct ending and like 25 wrong ones.

gah, i could make an entire episode about that game.
Ferrio
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(07-05-2006, 04:36 AM)
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Why am I reminded of Good Eats?
shuri
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by ..pakbeka..

that reminds me how pissed off I'd get with all those hard ass games on the NES. Why all the randomness and impossible jumps konami??

Here's how they probably designed most stages in TMNT:
guy 1: "Hey this jump is way too easy, anyone can just press a button and jump, how about I move the other side of the pitfall a few pixels so the player can barely get jump over it if he's lucky"
guy 2: "That's a great idea, in the meantime I'll lower the ceiling just so it gets a little bit harder"
guy 1: "Thanks, I'll also put an enemy here that will hit the player 9 out of 10 times and if he's hit he'll fall and have to do it all again and the enemies will all respawn"
guy 2: "You're a genius!"

What's hilarious is that I know exactly which jump you are talking about. You are talking about the mini jump right next to the door that leads you to the top of the dam, before you have to jump in the water.

The jump you have to do is super short, but your head will always bang on the ceiling, and thats when you dont get randomly attacked by one of those giant robot flies.
etiolate
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:44 AM)
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"this game is diahhrea coming out of my dick
shredder's my ass and splitner's my balls"

:lol wtf
Gart
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(07-05-2006, 04:49 AM)
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Anyone remember the cover art for TMNT, they were all Raphaels haha.
CajoleJuice
(07-05-2006, 04:50 AM)
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I laughed the hardest at

"Cowabunga...cowa-****ing-piece-of-dog-shit!"
..pakbeka..
Member
(07-05-2006, 04:51 AM)

Originally Posted by Gart

Anyone remember the cover art for TMNT, they were all Raphaels haha.

that's how the original comics were like
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:51 AM)
Pizza? Pizza Shit
Gart
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(07-05-2006, 04:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by ..pakbeka..

that's how the original comics were like

Really? Never knew.
Littleberu
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:55 AM)
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The DrJekyll and Mr.Hyde is terrible. And I mean the game. WTF.
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:55 AM)
It's videos like this that make us appreciate why we dont see as much disgusting shovelware

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