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terrene
Banned
(07-05-2006, 04:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Gantz

I beat it. You need mad skillz :lol

Respec'. I petered out on that closing-in-wall level. Man, **** that game!
DarkScorpion
Member
(07-05-2006, 04:58 AM)
Move over GameLife, the new internet game-reviewing celeb is here! :lol

His expressions are top-notch.
bengraven
Member
(07-05-2006, 05:06 AM)
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This guy is only bitching because he ****ing sucks.

TMNT, Karate Kid and Jekyll and Hyde sucked ass. Roger Rabbit was terrible, but I kind of dug it. Castlevania 2 was great, though.

Seriously, the kid needs skills.
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:08 AM)
ROFL, skills, ok dude

The dude is accurate in all his statements


i kind of dug it

ROFL
Of All Trades
Member
(07-05-2006, 05:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by bengraven

This guy is only bitching because he ****ing sucks.

TMNT, Karate Kid and Jekyll and Hyde sucked ass. Roger Rabbit was terrible, but I kind of dug it. Castlevania 2 was great, though.

Seriously, the kid needs skills.

No amount of skills could get you through the thing he showed with the gem in C2. The only way I and anyone who I knew that played the damn thing could get through that bit was with either Nintendo Power or some other strategy guide. I also recall a similar situation with a lowering lake, or something, where there was simply no indication of what to do.
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 05:13 AM)
Is there any way of us requesting reviews? I'd like to see him rip apart Bubble Bobble and make demi cry. :P
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 05:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by bengraven

This guy is only bitching because he ****ing sucks.

TMNT, Karate Kid and Jekyll and Hyde sucked ass. Roger Rabbit was terrible, but I kind of dug it. Castlevania 2 was great, though.

Seriously, the kid needs skills.

You totally need skills to know that in order to get past a dead end, you need to crouch in the corner with a red crystal in your hand, and wait for a tornado to whisk you away. Yea, okay.
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:19 AM)

Originally Posted by Fuzzy

Is there any way of us requesting reviews? I'd like to see him rip apart Bubble Bobble and make demi cry. :P

Notice he only picks bad games? HMMMMMMMMMM
Christopher
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:21 AM)
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ugh Rodger Rabbit got me so pissed off as a kid with those stupid riddles.
Treo360
Member
(07-05-2006, 05:24 AM)
Can't wait for more.
Mrbob
how can the baaasheep
enjoy the shootbang?
(07-05-2006, 05:27 AM)
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1up should hire this guy. This is more entertaining than broken pixels. Of course then he couldn't be as batshit insane though. Hilarious.
GhaleonEB
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(07-05-2006, 05:29 AM)
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I liked the second Castlvania. :(

But that guy rocks.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 05:29 AM)
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Does he have a site, or does he just continually post on youtube?
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:30 AM)
Just YouTube it looks like, I suscribed to him
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 05:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by demi

Just YouTube it looks like, I suscribed to him

That`s a shame, he could really benefit from a site. He`s like a really nerdy Seanbaby.
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 05:38 AM)

Originally Posted by TheTrin

Does he have a site, or does he just continually post on youtube?

He has a site.

http://screwattack.com/
Christopher
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:39 AM)
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anyone find this awkward...obviously he is older than 20 who does this shit meaning his awkward language and what not.
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 05:42 AM)

Originally Posted by Christopher

anyone find this awkward...obviously he is older than 20 who does this shit meaning his awkward language and what not.

What?
BobTheFork
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(07-05-2006, 05:43 AM)
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When I saw the part of tmnt where hes trying to get the pizza, I had a flashback. I spent almost an hour trying to get that damn thing, with similar results. Like a nightmare come back.:lol
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:45 AM)

Originally Posted by Christopher

anyone find this awkward...obviously he is older than 20 who does this shit meaning his awkward language and what not.

...who cares?
Treo360
Member
(07-05-2006, 05:46 AM)

Originally Posted by Fuzzy

What?

You beat me to it. Cause I sure as hell couldn't make sense of that sentence.
Az987
all good things
(07-05-2006, 05:48 AM)
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He drinks rowling rock hes no nerd
Bboy AJ
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:50 AM)
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TMNT is a good game, but man, it is so hard. That's what makes it bad. It's just so unfair that you get pissed. But it's fun to me.

When I was a kid, I only got up to the van level. About a year ago, I emulated it with cheat codes. Holy shit, I would've never beat it when I was a kid. Damned if I could beat it now without cheat codes. What an incredibly difficult game.
WalkMan
Banned
(07-05-2006, 05:56 AM)

Originally Posted by Fuzzy

He has a site.

http://screwattack.com/

That's not his site, just his reviews go on there now.

http://myspace.com/thenintendonerd
Here's his myspace.
Fuzzy
I would bang a hot farmer!
(07-05-2006, 06:03 AM)

Originally Posted by WalkMan

That's not his site, just his reviews go on there now.

http://myspace.com/thenintendonerd
Here's his myspace.

I meant to edit in that he was just a contributer but didn't bother.
Aruarian Reflection
Chauffeur de la gdlk
(07-05-2006, 06:08 AM)
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Wow, this guy is just like Seanbaby, only funny :lol
Ranger X
Kohler: 1, Ranger X: 0

PS: Itoi > Kojima by a good green country mile
(07-05-2006, 06:08 AM)
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He made some points in Castlevania2 but a couple were really retarded.
I didn't look at the rest of the video because even when i was young i thought those games sucked so i suppose i'm aware of what he is talking about.
Dr. Kitty Muffins
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(07-05-2006, 06:09 AM)
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TMNT 3 is the best TMNT game ever made IMO.

TMNT has got to be the worst of the series. I can't remember much other than the annoying water levels and the sewers. I only played the first one cuz of the ninja turtles. If the game had starred a fat plumber, I would have seen through it and would have shot it for the crap it was. Not even Mario's face could have made people think it was a good game. Turtle power, baby.
medrew
Member
(07-05-2006, 06:17 AM)
You can ****ing walk over that jump. Jesus Christ, that was always the worst part of the game for me. I never minded anything else in it, apart from that ****ing jump. -_-

Originally Posted by jjasper

The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?

I'm pretty sure we did when we were younger. He didn't really have much else to do. NTSC NES in a country where games weren't available = having to make do with the games you had. TMNT, Zelda, Goonies II and that olympic game with the mat were ****ing great ways to kill time.
DMczaf
(07-05-2006, 06:25 AM)
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:lol
MiamiWesker
(07-05-2006, 06:31 AM)
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Ok I just tried Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cause that review made me curious.

WHAT THE ****.

I want to quit gaming now.
the_geche
Member
(07-05-2006, 06:34 AM)

Originally Posted by MiamiWesker

Ok I just tried Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cause that review made me curious.

WHAT THE ****.

I want to quit gaming now.

He warned you...
gimmmick
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(07-05-2006, 06:39 AM)
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:lol
xaosslug
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(07-05-2006, 06:40 AM)
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"stupid banana raincoat wearing bitch"

:lol :lol
Error
Jealous of the Glory that is Johnny Depp
(07-05-2006, 06:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Christopher

anyone find this awkward...obviously he is older than 20 who does this shit meaning his awkward language and what not.

what are you trying to say exactly?
Rorschach
Quis custodiet ipsos Batman?
(07-05-2006, 07:11 AM)
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Haha pretty good. TMNT one is so damn true. I remember beating that game.
Xizer
Banned
(07-05-2006, 07:12 AM)

Originally Posted by Christopher

anyone find this awkward...obviously he is older than 20 who does this shit meaning his awkward language and what not.

What the **** are you saying?
renvi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 07:31 AM)
best video game review ever
Shaheed79
dabbled in the jelly
(07-05-2006, 07:35 AM)
I was such a turtle fanatic that I actually beat the first game. Once you learn the game like a finely crafted piece of silicon chip then it gets easier but yeah the mechanics blowed but there were glitches around all of them. Shredder was easy if you saved up all your wave projectiles. I vote he does demon sword next or rcr.
Mason
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(07-05-2006, 07:37 AM)
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:lol

I only watched the TMNT one because I remember playing that game a ton as a kid. I can't believe I never realized how much that game sucked, lol.

Got annoying when he kept saying "****" all the time toward the end, though.
bengraven
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(07-05-2006, 07:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by demi

ROFL, skills, ok dude

The dude is accurate in all his statements


i kind of dug it

ROFL

I respect you more when you're not saying "ROFL", demi.

But yeah, the more I think about it, maybe I just trained myself to get over bad controls and make them work for me. Which involves a little skill.
demi
Banned
(07-05-2006, 07:54 AM)
You can't sway me with your talk of fake respect, I am the most skillful gamer here, I have played more BAD games than you EVER will, and Angry Nintendo Nerd is correct on all fronts - no IFs ANDs or BUTs about it
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 08:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by Error2k4

what are you trying to say exactly?

I can`t figure out what he`s saying either. It`s ****ing cryptic.
BatiGOOOOOOL
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(07-05-2006, 08:09 AM)
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:lol

I literally laughed my ass off watching the TMNT review. So many memories and so many truths.

Off to watch the rest.
Treo360
Member
(07-05-2006, 08:13 AM)

Originally Posted by TheTrin

I can`t figure out what he`s saying either. It`s ****ing cryptic.


I see, I have awoken and have yet to find an answer to thismost perplexing riddle.

Sigh, back to bed I go.
Bloodwake
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(07-05-2006, 08:36 AM)
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I wonder if this guy would do SNES games...

SHAQ FU CALLS FOR YOU NINTENDO NERD.
Shalomi
Member
(07-05-2006, 08:38 AM)
OH my god. The Roger Rabbit review is ****ing awesome.
wonderfuldays
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(07-05-2006, 09:02 AM)
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I love this guy!:lol :lol :lol
sonikokaruto
Banned
(07-05-2006, 09:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Shalomi

OH my god. The Roger Rabbit review is ****ing awesome.

we need combat and legend of kage. Oh and don't forget final fantasy and dragon warrior 1.
∀ Narayan
the carnival of stupid
(07-05-2006, 09:06 AM)
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:lol :lol :lol
This guy has the greatest verbiage EVER. This has made my day, holy shit.

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