BertramCooper
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You silly fools.
It's obviously gravy.
It's obviously gravy.
I love how a bunch of guys are arguing about the color of period blood dripping down a women's leg.
You also get dark red blood on your period...
You gonna pretend you don't? She's not the one who told me the bright red thing.. that's something I've been told: that if a wound bleeds bright red it's generally dangerous. I could easily be wrong about that.. but suggesting you also don't get dark red blood on your period is ignorant.
If you don't, then well.. you certainly don't speak for all women.. as I've seen plenty of dark red period blood.. and even.. dripping down a leg.
Dude, gross; what's up with your girlfriends?I love how a woman thinks they've seen more variety in period blood than a man.
You sit around looking at your girlfriends period blood a lot ladies?
Because guess what? I've seen at least a dozen different females period blood.. all over me.
The idea that females are actually more experienced than any given male when it comes to vaginas is a bit... odd.
I love how a bunch of guys are arguing about the color of period blood dripping down a women's leg.
Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?
So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.
I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.
I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.
That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.
So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
You fucking Pringle bastards.
The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.
Fucking Pringle bastards.
Christina just posted this on her twitter!
Christina just posted this on her twitter!
Dude, gross; what's up with your girlfriends?
I've never had a single encounter with period blood so far.
and that isn't even dark red - IT'S FUCKING BROWN
That's...longer than 140 characters.
Dude, gross; what's up with your girlfriends?
I've never had a single encounter with period blood so far.
this discussion is officially stupid
The biggest question is, what in hell did you expect when a thread is about possible anal/vagina leackage from Xstina during a performance on a funeral?
How the anatomy works in women?
:lol well doneChristina just posted this on her twitter!
Isn't it smelly down there when they're on their periods?It's more like "what's up with me".. I don't have a problem having sex when a girl is on her period.. and once you let a girl know that, they are usually down.. because they are often quite horny on their periods.
Isn't it smelly down there when they're on their periods?
Red: 107
Grn: 33
Blue: 7
That is the actual color, right from the picture.
http://www.color-hex.com/color/6b2107
A very reddish brown.
Isn't it smelly down there when their on their periods?
Hahahahahhaa jeeeez...
Have we really reached this Gaf? Taking colorsamples from the picture of the flowing menstrual blood of Christina?
Give this man an award.
somebody please find ja rule so i can make sense of all this.
CHEEZMO;34663986 said:NVidiot is Huelen's alt account?
CHEEZMO™;34663986 said:NVidiot is Huelen's alt account?
Hahahahahhaa jeeeez...
Have we really reached this Gaf? Taking colorsamples from the picture of the flowing menstrual blood of Christina?
Give this man an award.
So the show isn't over until the fat lady sings right?
Have we really reached this Gaf? Taking colorsamples from the picture of the flowing menstrual blood of Christina?
She clearly notices it as soon as it starts. That being the case, I can't decide wether I'm impressed that she carried on like a pro, or disgusted that she didn't just ask for two minutes to, I dunno, compose herself.