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JP man’s wife keeps finding his porn, draws him anime illustrations as replacements

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Amalthea

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Every hideaway place for porn is better than keeping it in the living room viedo-player when you have young kids.
Aka. my dad was/is an idiot
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EDIT: Or to put it into context: Better dad finds cartoons instead of porn than the kids find porn instead of cartoons.
 
I think his wife finding his porn is his fetish, or he would get better at hiding it.

"Can you wash my shirt for me please OH DARN I FORGOT A USB DRIVE FULL OF TITS IN THE POCKET LOL OOPS."
 
That title is from 2005 and you can't purchase it from their store so you'd have to rely on second-hand copies...

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His wife is both talented and has a good sense of humor.

I would read a manga about yanderes who find their spouses' porn collection if she drew it.
 
She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.
 
She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.

...Sometimes a man gotta do the deed himself and imagination isn't enough.

I don't think I could be with someone who doesn't consume any porn. I mean, I barely consume anymore, but that's because I barely consume any media anymore. Also, it'll be fun to make fun of.
 

sphagnum

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.

Maybe he'd be hiding it because otherwise you'd rip off his dick and feed it to him?
 

Exodust

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.

He definitely hides it, because you sound insane.
 

Blizzard

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.
That is sexual assault at minimum, and not remotely a healthy reaction. Please seek counseling. :/
 

so1337

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.
That's definitively the appropriate reaction and not at all disturbing.
 

turmoil

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.

Please seek help or enroll on a manga drawing course
 

Verelios

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She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.
Who knows, this could be his fetish =)
 

Wood Man

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I got caught a few months back. A pop-up that was hiding behind my main browser window did me in. But my wife was so cool about it. She played it off as some random pop-up and wasn't even an issue. She's awesome.

Married men watch porn.
 
She handles this better than I would. My s/o doesn't need to watch porn because I make myself available but if I found out that he did and was hiding it like that from me I would rip his dick off and feed it to him. And stomp on his balls.

Sure, the yandere thing doesn't transport that well to the real world.
 

chrono01

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Everyone makes fun of those collecting a physical porn collection, but when the robots take over in 100 years and the Internet is no longer around, physical porn will be priceless.

You laugh now, but the time will come.
 
Everyone makes fun of those collecting a physical porn collection, but when the robots take over in 100 years and the Internet is no longer around, physical porn will be priceless.

You laugh now, but the time will come.

Disagree, it's easier to surf porn and have a bat than have to use a magazine

Magazines will never come back, accept it. Internet is WAY more practical
 
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