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Codeblue · Oct 28, 2012

Corto said:

Is there video of him being told that he looks like an idiot?

Stet · Oct 28, 2012

Despera said:

jokkir · Oct 28, 2012

heliosRAzi · Oct 28, 2012

WoodenLung said:
You got no proof of that

The reverse is just as hilarious

sixteen-bit · Oct 28, 2012

jokkir said:

This is how first graders really play soccer.

except there's like 20 of them.

alterno69 · Oct 28, 2012

_dementia said:
This is how first graders really play soccer.

except there's like 20 of them.

Actually, there are some kids in my son's first grade team that are quite intelligent for their age.

Good Job Bob · Oct 28, 2012

Net_Wrecker · Oct 28, 2012

Despera said:

My God...

flippedb · Oct 28, 2012

this thread lol

Sgt.Pepper · Oct 28, 2012

This is just amazing.

Maybe I'll start watching futbol.

AcridMeat · Oct 28, 2012

Currygan said:
let's not forget the legendary referee Jorge Jose Emiliano dos Santos aka "Margarida"

Thank you for this, provided so many laughs. I took the liberty of making this, my favorite part.

I NEED SCISSORS · Oct 28, 2012

Someone said the g-word appropriately, I am outraged right now.

Haunted · Oct 28, 2012

Good Job Bob said:

shameful

ASTROID2 · Oct 28, 2012

Despera said:

This thread just keeps on giving.

Saprol · Oct 28, 2012

Busted physics simulations are the best.

Good Job Bob said:

Absurd diving.

Mohonky · Oct 28, 2012

Vamphuntr said:
Wow. Quite the contrast with their male counterparts posted in the thread.

It would be funny if the gifs posted weren't glitches as stuff like that happens during real matches anyway.

Men's soccer (especially in Europe & South America anyway) is full of divers and 'omg the sky is falling' hypochondriacs, women soccer on the other hand is brutal. I remember staying back after training to watch one of our womens teams play one night. I have never seen so much fighting and abuse being hurled about in one game. Coaches were fighting, players were fighting, glass bottles were making their way onto the pitch by the end of the match.

Womens soccer is so much more straight to the point......

Charoncaori · Oct 28, 2012

Lol, this thread delivers on every front. My sides hurt.

SRTtoZ · Oct 28, 2012

This might be the best thread ever.

SMT · Oct 28, 2012

This thread is terribly entertaining.

SteeloDMZ · Oct 28, 2012

Good Job Bob said:

By the love of God, please tell me they didn't give the Ecuadorian player a yellow or red card, and the other asshole got suspended by FIFA for such a shameless act.

fallagin · Oct 28, 2012

alterno69 said:
Actually, there are some kids in my son's first grade team that are quite intelligent for their age.

When I first played soccer in first grade I had no flippin idea what was going on. I would just wander around the field and try to kick the ball somewhere at times.

elohel · Oct 28, 2012

Wario64 said:
thats hot

right?

Forkball · Oct 28, 2012

I just... I just don't understand how the physics do that. I'm no expert at coding, but it seems to be a difficult thing to randomly emulate numerous times.

Persona86 · Oct 28, 2012

fallagin said:
When I first played soccer in first grade I had no flippin idea what was going on. I would just wander around the field and try to kick the ball somewhere at times.

That's because nobody told you it's football not soccer. (oh crap, here we go!)

JJD · Oct 28, 2012

SteeloDMZ said:
By the love of God, please tell me they didn't give the Ecuadorian player a yellow or red card, and the other asshole got suspended by FIFA for such a shameless act.

I don't know about the ecuadorian guy, but the brazilian one, Kaka got a red card! Lol!

GeneralManager · Oct 28, 2012

Persona86 said:
That's because nobody told you it's football not soccer. (oh crap, here we go!)

Soccer is the American version without all the homoerotic acts (now, here we go!).

Victarion · Oct 28, 2012

SteelAttack said:
What? Hahaha, I'd expect the one doing the digging, but the other dude? Why was he fined for? Celebrating with a jubilant cheek-spread?
Edit: That gif up here needs an "OM NOM NOM" caption.

Nope, cause he fingered the other guy back after their second goal.

Persona86 · Oct 28, 2012

GeneralManager said:
Soccer is the American version without all the homoerotic acts (now, here we go!).

Sapphire Dreams · Oct 28, 2012

ZOMG lol, this is hilarious !

runnin_blue · Oct 28, 2012

JJD said:
I don't know about the ecuadorian guy, but the brazilian one, Kaka got a red card! Lol!

Erm...that's not Kaka...(at least not the famous one).

Saint Gregory · Oct 28, 2012

Manticore said:
Nope, cause he fingered the other guy back after their second goal.

Well when compared to some of the stuff posted in this thread mutual fingering seems pretty tame to be honest.

Dance Inferno · Oct 28, 2012

FunkyPajamas said:
She was banned from the team

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with that girl.

GeneralManager · Oct 28, 2012

ilnadmy said:
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with that girl.

She was reinstated after 2 games. She also said something about sexism being the cause of the heavy criticism.

Seik · Oct 28, 2012

Soccer games need more of this.

Despera said:

:O

fernoca · Oct 28, 2012

Great thread Salsa! :')

Seraphis Cain · Oct 28, 2012

TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

MrDenny · Oct 28, 2012

Forkball said:
I just... I just don't understand how the physics do that. I'm no expert at coding, but it seems to be a difficult thing to randomly emulate numerous times.

This one's pretty funny, awesome kid haha

L0st Id3ntity · Oct 28, 2012

runnin_blue said:
Erm...that's not Kaka...(at least not the famous one).

It is the "famous" Kaka brah

fallagin · Oct 28, 2012

Despera said:

Oh my god, i think i'm on my death bed.

FootballFan · Oct 28, 2012

Hahah great thread Salsa

They should add this for Online Virtual Pro matches, to decide who takes freekicks

FlutterPuffs · Oct 28, 2012

My favourite.

red731 · Oct 28, 2012

From beginning up to here. This is the best thread today.

Scrolling and crying.

MrCunningham · Oct 28, 2012

FunkyPajamas said:

Imagine what game glitches are going to look like in the next generation of sports games when they become more realistic...

Things are going to get creepy as fluck.

Arozay · Oct 28, 2012

Easier than posting every gif of it.

Rad- · Oct 28, 2012

Good Job Bob said:

DrM · Oct 28, 2012

Codeblue said:
Is there video of him being told that he looks like an idiot?

Here is the whole video

Winnie the Pimp · Oct 28, 2012

Rad- said:

lol perfect

even the keeper is smiling

fallagin · Oct 28, 2012

MrCunningham said:
Imagine what game glitches are going to look like in the next generation of sports games when they become more realistic...

Things are going to get creepy as fluck.

And more hilarious!!

Dennis · Oct 28, 2012

Rad- said:

I fucking love that image. I remember watching the game live and participating in the GAF thread at the same time.

Good times with friends.

AndresON777 · Oct 28, 2012

Is there a gay celebration I can do after I score a goal? do I have to unlock it?

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