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Resident Evil has more unresolved sexual tension than any series in HISTORY *NSFW*

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BY2K

Membero Americo
Speedymanic said:
People tend to ignore it or just plain missed it, but Jill in RE5 had a tear in the crotch area of her battlesuit...
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Well, it's a battlesuit, she can't just remove the whole thing if she needs to go to the bathroom.

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I guess Capcom wanted to make it as detailed as possible...
 
Nemesis_

Nemesis_

Member
fernoca said:
I wouldn't mind.. :p

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Where have I seen this before? ;_;
 
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Chinner

Banned
Suairyu said:
Is the OP still so young as to think real life is like a movie?

"Two people of the opposite sex in a goddamn situation together? Why haven't they got to the fucking yet?"
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wait, does this mean that videogames are not realistic???
 
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Suairyu

Banned
Chinner said:
wait, does this mean that videogames are not realistic???
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I'm not saying that art imitates life (it doesn't), but life colours our expectations of art. In the OP's case, he seemingly had art colour his expectations of life which in turn coloured his expectations of art again.
 
Monocle

Monocle

Member
DarwinMayflower said:
I don't know about you, but killing zombies/las plagas infected humans and mutated animals fueled by nightmare juice doesn't get my rocks off. They are not romantic activities.
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Also this isn't exactly the porn equivalent to get me in the mood for loving.
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Monsters need love too. The spikes mean he's happy to see you.
 
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Agate

Neo Member
Lol wow this thread is on a roll..

I guess in terms of the characters of the series and their interests towards one another, I'm assuming it was intentionally left as subtle as possible so that the player(s) can draw their own conclusions somewhat..thats just my thought, though.
 
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Suairyu

Banned
Agate said:
I guess in terms of the characters of the series and their interests towards one another, I'm assuming it was intentionally left as subtle as possible so that the player(s) can draw their own conclusions somewhat..thats just my thought, though.
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Resident Evil, subtle?
 
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Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
OP promised NSFW content, yet provided nothing. I leave disappointed. I also think OP spends far too much time pondering why RE characters aren't fucking each others brains out throughout the games.

RE4 ending was hilarious though, Leon should've tapped that sweet ass.
 
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Santerestil

Banned
Combichristoffersen said:
RE4 ending was hilarious though, Leon should've tapped that sweet ass.
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She was underage and the daughter of the president of the US, so double no.
And storywise she was SO a pain in the ass that first thing Leon did was probably dump her in the first harbour they got and hurry to hump Hunnigan. ;)
 
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HisshouBuraiKen

Member
Santerestil said:
She was underage and the daughter of the president of the US, so double no.
And storywise she was SO a pain in the ass that first thing Leon did was probably dump her in the first harbour they got and hurry to hump Hunnigan. ;)
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She wasn't underage, she was in her early 20s wasn't she?

But yeah, Leon was probably smart to not go nailing the boss's daughter.
 
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Dahbomb

Member
Ashely was 20 in RE4? That is news to me.

She looked like your average high schooler and pretty much acted like one.
 
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LiK

Member
Santerestil said:
She was underage and the daughter of the president of the US, so double no.
And storywise she was SO a pain in the ass that first thing Leon did was probably dump her in the first harbour they got and hurry to hump Hunnigan. ;)
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She's not underage and they say she's a college student in her official bio.
 
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mrklaw

MrArseFace
Bullshit. There is no way. There is no fucking way in the entire decade plus run of these plot lines that no one has slept together.
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really? I'd have thought that would be fairly normal. Unless one of them was Brazilian, they'd be doing their jobs.

I always thought the opposite. In movies, the world could be falling apart and people still find a moment for a kiss or some sex. FFS there are terrorist robots on your train - get a grip!
 
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fabricated backlash

Member
Santerestil said:
She was underage and the daughter of the president of the US, so double no.
And storywise she was SO a pain in the ass that first thing Leon did was probably dump her in the first harbour they got and hurry to hump Hunnigan. ;)
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21 is under age now?
 
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Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Santerestil said:
She was underage and the daughter of the president of the US, so double no.
And storywise she was SO a pain in the ass that first thing Leon did was probably dump her in the first harbour they got and hurry to hump Hunnigan. ;)
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She was 20 in RE4, so yeah no, she was definitely not underage.

As for Leon, he probably dumped her in some harbour to go lookin' for sailors
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Dyno said:
Yeah Leon gets a free pass. If you're sent to rescue the President's daughter and she comes back well penetrated then what kind of professionalism is that?

Even Obama wouldn't stand for that shit. He'd reactivate Seal Team Six in a heartbeat.
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How would her dad get to know his daughter tasted Leon's sausage? If Leon really wanted to, I'm sure they could just hide in the forest or something for a quick fuck before he'd drop her off at home before midnight
 
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Dyno

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Yeah Leon gets a free pass. If you're sent to rescue the President's daughter and she comes back well penetrated then what kind of professionalism is that?

Even Obama wouldn't stand for that shit. He'd reactivate Seal Team Six in a heartbeat.
 
bengraven

bengraven

Member
Let's be honest, most videogames feature either asexual characters or offensively submissive characters. Well, at least most games on one side of the globe.
 
ULTROS!

ULTROS!

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
The OP is SFW, the replies are not. :p
 
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