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Dali

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #51

Get one of those rapie Woody figures and an erotic anime figure and put them in a new, interesting pose together each day.

 

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Nowise10

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #52

always crazy bacon said:

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This would actually get a laugh out of me

 

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Alcotholic

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #53

Screen shot neogaf threads and post them all over the walls. And nothing else.

 

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Kickz

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #54

Could get one of these to sheath/hold your pen at your desk

 

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Izuna

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #55

Frame this.

 

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Agent_ShortBus

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #56

Buy a tenga egg and keep it on your desk. Try and get one with an anime girl on it 👍

 

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SlipperyMoose

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #57

Take pictures of their desk areas and hang them around your desk.

 

Soapbox Killer

Grand Nagus

• Sep 22, 2017

• #58

SlipperyMoose said:

Take pictures of their desk areas and hand them around your desk.

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This is pretty good.


AMIIBO?

 

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SallyIsNow

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #59

SlipperyMoose said:

Take pictures of their desk areas and hang them around your desk.

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Absolutely this one.

 

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Fat4all

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #60

SlipperyMoose said:

Take pictures of their desk areas and hand them around your desk.

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hot damn, i like that

 

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Leynos

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #61

cloudstrife said:

A plant terrarium for your desk.

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Good choice. Or a sealed ecosphere?

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How about some fossils?

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SheSaidNo

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #62

get some calfskins

 

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Ogodei

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #63

 

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Fat4all

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #64

SheSaidNo said:

get some calfskins

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get some catskins

 

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PillarEN

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #65

Angry Grimace said:

There's an alternate universe where MAGA hats are ironic kitsch.

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Maybe 2 terms from now? Some movie will make it happen.

 

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Toa TAK

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #66

Chuckl3s said:

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I NEED this one.

 

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QuantumSquid

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #67

Put some hideously ugly FUNKO POPS on it.

 

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Seductivpancakes

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #68

Messofanego said:

Put these up.

Then when someone says "that's creepy", go "I see cute figures".

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I can't stand when people put their figurines / statues in front of their books.

 

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Hispanic! At the Disco

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #69

Just glew pogs everywhere. On every surface of everything and if possible everyone.

Everyone will be like woah-ho! Pogs!

 

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Hashmal_Bringer_of_Order

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #70

Izuna said:

Frame this.

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Savage.

 

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sixteen-bit

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #71

funko pops, breh

 

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weekev

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #72

Put a sign up saying "The next person to say my desk is boring is fucking dead." Boom problem solved.

 

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Grym

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #73

You need a distinctive stapler

 

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Saucycarpdog

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #74

Turn your cube into a conspiracy map.

Constantly tell your coworkers that you've "solved it", but never specify what you solved.

 

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Hambulance

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #75

Print out some inspirational posters http://inspirobot.me/

 

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Seik

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #76

I have a couple of VG themed bead arts around in my office box, people that comes in the first time often ask about those so this creates some conversations.

I also have the 'This is fine.' dog comic framed on one of the walls. :lol

 

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norm9

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #77

Tell them to fuck off and report them to HR.

Eta- or go to the drug store and buy a five dollar action figure and dump em in the corner of your desk.

 

Subpar Spatula

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #78

Put pictures of them on there.

 

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LilWayneSuckz

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #79

Saucycarpdog said:

Turn your cube into a conspiracy map.

Constantly tell your coworkers that you've "solved it", but never specify what you solved.

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This made me burst out laughing.

 

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NoblesseOblige

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #80

I have a head at my desk.

Everyone tells me it's creepy though.

 

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PixelatedBookake

Junior Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #81

Get some Gunpla bruh. That Deathscythe Hell Custom won't build itself.

 

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ahoyhoy

Unconfirmed Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #82

Have an iPad on your desk repeatedly playing this clip

https://youtu.be/E3k8qWTn4Rg

 

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allenpergallon

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #83

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sixteen-bit

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #84

Hambulance said:

Print out some inspirational posters http://inspirobot.me/

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Izuna said:

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Avixph

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #85

PSqueak said:

Buy the most ugly, obnoxious Funko Pop possible and put it facing towards whatever coworker told you your desk is boring.

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Aren't all of them ugly.

 

Muffdraul

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #86

 

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Callibretto

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #87

Avixph said:

Aren't all of them ugly.

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I dont like the human character with that souless 2 black dot eyes, but creatures or character with helmet that hide the eyes looks great, I have bb-8, Kylo Ren, storm trooper. I put them on my car.

 

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Avixph

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #88

Hang Photoshoped nude pics of your coworkers.

 

Strangelove77

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #89

You can't go wrong with Funko Pops.

 

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Avixph

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #90

Callibretto said:

I dont like the human character with that souless 2 black dot eyes, but creatures or character with helmet that hide the eyes looks great, I have bb-8, Kylo Ren, storm trooper. I put them on my car.

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Like on the outside of your car?

 

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watership

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #91

MEMES? Just put some things you like, and then call it a day.

My desk is mostly empty except for:

don't overcompensate

 

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Salty Rice

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #92

Put minions on your desk. People love minions.

Also dont put a confederate flag on it.

 

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Avixph

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #93

Put up framed pics of you favorite fan-fictiom.

 

Soapbox Killer

Grand Nagus

• Sep 22, 2017

• #94

Saucycarpdog said:

Turn your cube into a conspiracy map.

Constantly tell your coworkers that you've "solved it", but never specify what you solved.

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ THIS MONTH!

 

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Apple Turnover

Banned

• Sep 22, 2017

• #95

D4Danger said:

pictures of their family

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This, 100%

 

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hipbabboom

Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(

• Sep 22, 2017

• #96

Tell your coworkers to eat a big fat dick and get the hell away from your desks! They're trying to control you OP and you don't need them if they can't be bothered to find the beauty your existence occupies on your desk. Those cucks!

 

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v0yce

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #97

Buy the exact same things they have on their desk and arrange them in the exact same way.

 

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Numb

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #98

Never put memes on your desk

 

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ElectricBanquet

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #99

Seriously, why? If you want to decorate your work area that's fine, as long as you're doing it for you and not for other people.

 

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BigDes

Member

• Sep 22, 2017

• #100

Nail a live rabbit to the cubicle wall