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"You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us."

With bony hands I hold my partner,
on soulless feet we cross the floor,
the music stops as if to answer,
an empty knocking at the door.
It seems his skin was sweet as mango,
when last I held him to my breast,
but now, we dance this grim fandango,
and will four years until we rest
 

Figboy79

Aftershock LA
"Are you still dating that Mega Man?"

"Lol no. He's my Mega Man X"

"What about that other cute Mega Man?"

"He's my Mega Man X2."

Snort!

This one is one of my favorites of the thread. Also, this thread was bumped, and that cracks me up even more. Especially since me and my wife are always saying, "you know ,____ we really are ____" on a regular basis now.
 

NESpowerhouse

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: "My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece."
 

Kilrogg

paid requisite penance
We're gonna have to go Full Throttle if we want to get out of this Maniac Mansion. When I tried to jump on the Secretive Monkey, I landed flat on my face.

...

Day of the Tentacle.
 

Nephtes

Member
"You know, Aloy, I can spy zero dawn over the horizon."

"The rise of the machines has left us in endless night. Aloy, steel yourself for the fight ahead, for I fear this horizon ... has zero dawn."

Look, I'm not going to say "this is how you do it..." But...
This is how you do it.
 

hampig

Member
"Look, a POKEMON."

"Let's Super SMASH, brother."

"Stop hitting me, you STREET FIGHTER"

"Hello MOTHER."

"Hello father, and hello to MOTHER 2."

"Woah, you are so good at flying for a fox, it's like you're a STARFOX."

"Hi baby welcome home. Have you MET ROID yet? He's your new father."

"This is my Sky."
"No it's not."
"Then who's sky is it?"
"No ones."
"Damned!"

"Nice SILVER CASE."
"Thank you."

"Turn on your brights, ANIMAL CROSSING"

"Look, the wind just aggresively blew at that FLOWER."

"I'M SONIC. COWABUNGA!"

"I fell and hit my knee!"
"Oh."

I'm a WRIT(FIGHT)ER.
 

ponpo

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_Rob_

Member
Ken Rosenberg: I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!

Tommy Vercetti: Go get some sleep.

Ken Rosenberg: What are you gotta do?

Tommy Vercetti: I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start grandly thieving auto's in Vice City.
 
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