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kingdoug87
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(08-21-2014, 06:31 AM)
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" What is the Secret of Monkey Island? " - Guybrush Threepwood
Icyflamez96
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(08-21-2014, 06:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by ElTorro

"Knack, knack." - "Who's there?"

Oh god, we are all terrible.

LOL
Aquavelvaman
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(08-21-2014, 06:31 AM)
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"When it all comes down to it, life is just one big Gran Turismo 5: Prologue. You gotta take it one lap at a time."
-Dale Earnhardt Jr., Gran Turismo 5.
Phil S.
Banned
(08-21-2014, 06:32 AM)
"This is an age of dragons, warrior. The origins of the age of dragons... One could say it was Carmageddon."
Trike
(08-21-2014, 06:32 AM)
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"Oh God, this can't be true. Are you fucking with me? Then we lost, everything humanity has ever struggled for, everything we have achieved, is lost. I can't believe that we have to rely on him. If it is Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman then we are all doomed to die."
Cheesecakebobby
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(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
"赤ちゃんはどこからくるの?"
"じゃ、見せてあげる。”

Also, the end of Confidential Mission actually did this and it was the cheesiest shit ever.
LookAtMeGo
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(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
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Cloud: "Tifa, Aeris, I want to live out one Final Fantasy before I die."

Edit : dammit FF was done already :/
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
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An actual, real example:

"The job...KILLER IS DEAD"

Yeah it makes no fucking sense and means nothing. Much like everything else in Killer is Dead and I love it for that
wmlk
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(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
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"Baby, you're my Final Fantasy."
- Stella Nox Fleuret to Noctis Lucis Caelum
grandjedi6
Master of the Google Search
(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
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"It's the legend... The legend of Zelda" - Mario (Super Metroid)
Chie Satonaka
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(08-21-2014, 06:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Icyflamez96

"Lightning Returns! This may be our final fantasy..... Thirrrrrteeeen " - Snow

I can't stop laughing at this.
SoulUnison
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(08-21-2014, 06:34 AM)
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"Playing at this Kingdom Hearts thing feels like it's dragged on for 358/2 days."

-Xamth
Jockel
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(08-21-2014, 06:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Liamario

"The first rule of driveclub is that you don't talk about driveclub"

Best one so far IMO.

"Blighttown is so dirty, I bet by now my shoes have Dark Souls!" - Stockpile Thomas
Odrion
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(08-21-2014, 06:34 AM)
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"Welcome to Super Mario 3D World!" ~ Master Chief, from Call of Duty: Ghosts
DedValve
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(08-21-2014, 06:35 AM)

Originally Posted by grandjedi6

"It's the legend... The legend of Zelda" - Mario (Super Metroid)

Needs an image of Kirby.
stryke
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(08-21-2014, 06:36 AM)
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"I'm in the Killzone".
Odrion
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(08-21-2014, 06:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by stryke

"I'm in the Killzone".

"When that guard fell out of the tower, it looked like his shadow fell."
Jockel
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(08-21-2014, 06:37 AM)
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"I'm not religious, but with this many targets to assassinate, I've just might reached Killer 7." - Jayden Smith

Killers Heaven? Nobody laughing? Anyone? Thank you, I'll be here performing all week.
Griss
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(08-21-2014, 06:37 AM)
When I saw the thread title, I thought, "Oh, so the OP wants to check how many people on GAF visit /v/." Never thought GAF would run with it.

I have no idea why I find these so funny, god help me.
Phil S.
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(08-21-2014, 06:38 AM)

Originally Posted by stryke

"I'm in the Killzone".

...

I don't get it.
mrlion
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(08-21-2014, 06:38 AM)
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Oh I got another one, of course one of my favorite games of all time Killer 7, simply because that's the name of the organization.
Zomba13
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(08-21-2014, 06:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by barit

Oh oh wait, we forgot this classic

Press Start

"Resident Eeeeeevil"

I think it actually goes like this

Narrator:"You know Chris, we really are *start button is pressed* RESIDENT.EVIL"
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
(08-21-2014, 06:38 AM)
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"I fight for a Just Cause...tooooooo..."
NameGenerated
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
(08-21-2014, 06:39 AM)
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"Look at this cataclysm those warlords of Draenor created on their burning crusade. Time for them to suffer the wrath of the lich king!.....mists of pandaria."
mgs2master2
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(08-21-2014, 06:40 AM)
"Its time to jack into Sword Art Online" - .hack
ElTorro
I wanted to dominate the living room. Then I took an ESRAM in the knee.
(08-21-2014, 06:40 AM)
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I'm having a fucking crysis over here.
DidntKnowJack
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(08-21-2014, 06:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by stryke

"I'm in the Killzone".

"I'm in the Killzone too!"
PSY・S
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(08-21-2014, 06:40 AM)
That was awful OP. Like, hilariously bad.

edit: burn this whole thread down
Alienous
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(08-21-2014, 06:40 AM)
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"It's like a Kid Icarus: Uprising or something" - Cooking Mama 3.
Sub_Level
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(08-21-2014, 06:41 AM)
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"How did you know about Project Metal Gear Solid?! "Two Sons of Liberty" is the PAL code phrase for the computer."
Timeless
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(08-21-2014, 06:42 AM)
"Wow! That Metroid is huge! It's a Super Metroid! Samus, lock-on (L) and fire (R) your assault rifle!" - Super Metroid
Blizzard
Nicest LoL player, tallest midget
(08-21-2014, 06:42 AM)
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Jokes aside, I glanced through several game names in Steam but didn't spot much besides possibly Alpha Protocol. I haven't played that yet -- does anyone use that phrase in the game?
thekonamicode
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(08-21-2014, 06:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Daigoro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA

Came for this. I'm not disappointed.

"I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
Odrion
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(08-21-2014, 06:43 AM)
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"Ugh, I told you not to get Seaman all over my face."
Statue of Limitation
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(08-21-2014, 06:44 AM)

Originally Posted by Blizzard

Jokes aside, I glanced through several game names in Steam but didn't spot much besides possibly Alpha Protocol. I haven't played that yet -- does anyone use that phrase in the game?

Alpha Protocol is a system he uses to go deep cover in the game
Guess Who
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(08-21-2014, 06:45 AM)
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"You know what they say, Dante! Devils never cry!"

"Well, Vergil, tonight, the devil just may cry."

- Bayonetta, 2001, Wii U
Last edited by Guess Who; 08-21-2014 at 06:49 AM.
LookAtMeGo
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(08-21-2014, 06:45 AM)
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"They call me the Tomb Raider".
Mysterious
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(08-21-2014, 06:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Love Deterrence

This would work if this was the game:

mgs2master2
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(08-21-2014, 06:46 AM)
"You know, Elle, we really are splinter cell double agent" - Gabe Logan
Aquavelvaman
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(08-21-2014, 06:48 AM)
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"Dammit, Cortana! This is maddening! We'll never stop the covenant in time!"
-Madden NFL 09
DidntKnowJack
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(08-21-2014, 06:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by Mysterious

This would work if this was the game:

It's pretty common knowledge that the Swedish translation for the name 'The Last Of Us' is 'Hey Fuck You'. That's why Swedish sales were so crap.
SmithnCo
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(08-21-2014, 06:49 AM)
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"They call me DmC: Devil May Cry, has a nice ring to it dontcha think?"

-Devil May Cry
Cross-Section
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(08-21-2014, 06:49 AM)
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"Xbox, Bing" - [Bing User]

from Bing on Xbox One
Timeless
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(08-21-2014, 06:49 AM)
"Well, well, well. Spy Fox in Dry Cereal." - Carmelita Fox, after Spy Fox falls into a giant bowl of cereal with no milk.

"We have freed our land from the oppressors thanks to your help. Jason, we owe you so much. Together we can form a new country. A new, proud culture. We can build a Pool Nation."
UltraGunner
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(08-21-2014, 06:49 AM)

"You see, I need my Payday... 2"
MormaPope
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(08-21-2014, 06:49 AM)
All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history. The Patriots are trying to protect their power, their own interests, by controlling the digital flow of information. I want my memory,
my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history, I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark on history. But the Patriots would deny us even that, I will triumph over the Patriots, and liberate us all. And we will become the "Sons of Liberty"!

Solidus motherfucking Snake, MGS2: Sons of Liberty.
K-A-Deman
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(08-21-2014, 06:50 AM)
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"The Wonderful...101! Team, Unite Up!
Daigoro
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(08-21-2014, 06:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Krejlooc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWxiTPQv0ME

beat you to it by 5 minutes, but high five!
earvcunanan
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(08-21-2014, 06:52 AM)
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lol @ the edit

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