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Jotaka · Jun 19, 2016

Maklershed · Jun 19, 2016

Dereck said:
Which one of these people is Steve?

And since people have said it but haven't posted it, take a look at it.

It took 53 posts? Cmon GAF!

cacildo · Jun 19, 2016

Coreda said:
That FoV slider got cranked.

SchrodingerC said:
Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

Why these movies keep getting made?

All of those (except xmen)

Are they making any money? Do anyone goes to a theater to watch it? Do people buy these in dvd or blu ray?

Booker Dewitt · Jun 19, 2016

echoshifting said:
I dunno I kinda want to see this now

Kirk Cameron saves Christmas with a magical Christorb? Oh hell yeah. I suppose it's too much to hope he impales a mall Santa on that giant candy cane

Edit: He plays himself??? Has Lionel Mandrake reviewed this movie?

It's a documentary about Christianity.

CreepingFear · Jun 19, 2016

dvdjamm said:
How about this one?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. Every time I walked to work and saw that poster, I wanted to go to Kirk Cameron's house and punch him. I still do, but that's beside the point.

BIGWORM · Jun 19, 2016

There ya go.

Mat-triX · Jun 19, 2016

BIGWORM said:
There ya go.

Researching that lead me to this:

Eggbok · Jun 19, 2016

Jotaka said:

TAJ · Jun 19, 2016

Willis's mouth is the other guy's ass. Assmouth.

iMax · Jun 19, 2016

Jotaka said:

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Bleepey · Jun 19, 2016

Ether_Snake said:
Can someone explain to me why they always put the actor's name above another actor? It's consistent in pretty much every poster.

I think it's supposed to be who gets top billing.

MooMilk2929 · Jun 19, 2016

SchrodingerC said:
Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

The poster don't really bother me, and I love the movie. Pretty cool that Jon Cryer don't wear a hairpiece in it. You can see how he really looks.

MrCunningham · Jun 19, 2016

Mat-triX said:
Researching that lead me to this:

Did they use a Jim Henson muppet for this?

silva1991 · Jun 19, 2016

Symphonia said:

Lol this looks like rushed Photoshop work.

edit I see I was already beaten in the first page.

Slermy · Jun 19, 2016

iMax said:

I feel like those should be in a different order:

"You know his name."
"Bring him home."
"He can save us all."

It's like a narrative hidden inside the movie posters.

EDIT: I guess it works the current way too, just doesn't flow as well in my mind.

echoshifting · Jun 19, 2016

Booker Dewitt said:
It's a documentary about Christianity.

Boo. The poster makes it look much worse than that.

Messofanego · Jun 19, 2016

Symphonia said:

I might be Professor X/Magneto but I'm Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr where it counts. I'm talking about my dick.

MooMilk2929 · Jun 19, 2016

These are pretty funny. Except for the ones where I can't tell whats wrong with them. A little commentary by the poster would be nice.

VeryGooster · Jun 19, 2016

Mat-triX said:
Researching that lead me to this:

Thought this was John Goodman

Ronin Ray · Jun 19, 2016

CharminUltra · Jun 19, 2016

Symphonia said:

Orange juice all over my desk.

G-Fex · Jun 19, 2016

Zack Morris finally hit it big. HITTING IT UP WITH BRUNO!

Mortimer Brewster · Jun 19, 2016

BIGWORM said:
There ya go.

Chuck Russell, what happened to you.

23qwerty · Jun 19, 2016

SchrodingerC said:
Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

this is so bad its funny though, the op one is just bad

rtcn63 · Jun 19, 2016

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Kard8p3 · Jun 19, 2016

Seriously though, in that nic cage poster Elijah Wood seems like he'd be a perfect live action Bob from Bob's Burgers.

Gorger · Jun 19, 2016

Google picture: African movie posters.

(Potensial NSFW)

Unit 33 · Jun 19, 2016

Something really annoys me about film posters with blank white backgrounds.

It's like they had one day to make the poster and they spent most of it down at the photography studio.

Seems most prevalent in comedies and feel-good character-driven films.

SMG · Jun 19, 2016

Unit 33 said:
Something really annoys me about film posters with blank white backgrounds.

It's like they had one day to make the poster and they spent most of it down at the photography studio.

Seems most prevalent in comedies and feel-good character-driven films.

It just makes it easier to focus on a few key details.

eLGee · Jun 19, 2016

Reversed said:
I can't get my eyes off the stink-faced girl whose hair looks like a Shih Tzu.

That's Missi Pyle. She did an AMA on reddit a couple of months ago and was pretty candid about Home Alone 4, IIRC.

retroman · Jun 20, 2016

This recent poster caught my eye, and not in a good way:

That has to be the most disinterested looking demon ever.

Disgraced · Jun 20, 2016

retroman said:
This recent poster caught my eye, and not in a good way:

Click to expand...

That has to be the most disinterested looking demon ever.

" /: "

Dash_Riprock · Jun 20, 2016

ANY poster that uses the bullshit Blue-Orange contrast pisses me off.

Just some examples:

BumRush · Jun 20, 2016

It's bad but it's probably not in the top 20% worst posters to be honest

olympia · Jun 20, 2016

Dash_Riprock said:
ANY poster that uses the bullshit Blue-Orange contrast pisses me off.

Just some examples:

some of those are worse than others, but colors don't mean as much as composition and design. the forty-year-old virgin poster is good, for example

NYR94 · Jun 20, 2016

iMax said:

TEXT
OVER
HIS
FACE

MATT DAMON

Coming SUMMER 2016

Jal · Jun 20, 2016

GAFmeansLIFE · Jun 20, 2016

Symphonia said:

.

Icyflamez96 · Jun 20, 2016

ugh

Dereck · Jun 20, 2016

Zombine said:

What the fuck

CO_Andy · Jun 20, 2016

MaxHouse said:

Stinkles · Jun 20, 2016

retroman said:
This recent poster caught my eye, and not in a good way:

That has to be the most disinterested looking demon ever.

What ever.

dc3k · Jun 20, 2016

I don't think I've ever seen a good movie poster.

CHC · Jun 20, 2016

Mat-triX said:
Researching that lead me to this:

Lijik · Jun 20, 2016

zma1013 said:
Frodo is turning into Nic Cage. I feel like if you moved Frodo to the right side, you could put the tagline, "Trust no one, not even yourself."

NumberThree · Jun 20, 2016

Kinyou said:
While it's not really bad on an artistic level, this one stuck out to me as probably the most boring poster imaginable.

There's nothing going on. Nothing. Why would I want to see this?

Because you want to see a movie starring Douglas De Niro and Freeman Kline.

whitemex88 · Jun 20, 2016

Symphonia said:

ItIsOkBro · Jun 20, 2016

Lijik said:

This is too good to go unnoticed tbh

luso · Jun 21, 2016

Dash_Riprock said:
ANY poster that uses the bullshit Blue-Orange contrast pisses me off.

Just some examples:

Movies from the 00's. Seems to died out now.

GabeTheGrouch76 · Jun 22, 2016

Lijik said:

lmao, this is easily better than the original poster.

Contributing to the thread with this:

(Fan film, I know, but it still counts IMO).

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