Apparently MSNBC is going to be at ANet Studios tomorrow with a camera crew;
https://twitter.com/#!/TamiFoote/status/200332097947308033
Dunno who this person is, but she does say "Our Studio", so... yeah.
So...any ideas on how GW2 can re-invent itself?
Hyper-sexualized cat-children in revealing undergarments seems to draw a crowd these days. Not too late to change the Asura. Make sure they have enormous breasts but the bodies of an 8 year old. Starting area is nothing but tentacle-based enemies.
Sylvari need to revert back to their original design, but get nakeder and evil-looking. Everyone likes 'evil elves', right? And they can ride on dragons. Robotic Dragons. With two heads. And the heads can each attack independently. And they can fly. Oh, and they start with a level 80 weapon since they're an ancient race and they'd have that kind of equipment lying around. And turn invisible at will. And get a +12 Sexy check to /dance and /flirt commands. Everyone loves OP Elf races.
Oh yeah, add mounts back in.
Charr need to have multiple species options, not just feline. Maybe you can make a Wolf-Charr or a Panda-Charr. Female Charr have enormous breasts. Both genders can sport an enormous phallus. Starting area is nothing but other anthropomorphic animal rapists. Rename Black Citadel to "Furry Central".
Norn, just go into photoshop and change their skin textures to green and blue. Call them Norcs.
Combat is too fast currently, so I'd change it so you need to stop
every. single. time. you press an action button. But you can aim with the mouse instead of tab-targetting, so it feels fast. Give a player a new skill every level; it is effectively the same as every other button, but the icon is different and it goes "ZAP" instead of "ZONK". Make sure the UI and modification front end allows players to display every single skill they have at once.
Don't just bring the Holy Trinity back, bring it back hardcore. There are 72 classses, all basically variations of "Stand here and press Taunt", "Stand here and press heal" and "OMGPEWPEW" That's actually a class name, Omgpewpewer.
Hybrids are burned at the stake on the Pyre of Furor, especially anything that looks like Paladins.
Standing in Fire grants a permanent +12 Coolness points.
Chuck Norris is the leader of the Human Faction.
Replace WvW with 100 man raids, release a new raid every 6 months. Gate the content so a new boss is added each month.
Get EA to publish, let them take a crack at the cash shop.
Change the name to Second World of TERA: The Old Republic.