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[Help!] The Girl I Like Won't Respond to My Emails (´`)

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Aegus

Member
Makes me feel better for only sending two or three messages to a person I was on pretty good terms with before when I fucked up things by being an insecure jerk.

I even went and got checked myself out at a therapist for feeling so creepy.
 

K701

Banned
It's definitely fake, but still entertaining. There were a lot of people waiting in the park but no one saw anything.
 

Hamplin

Banned
Tragic. But i don't see why the dude can't get a reply that tells that she doesn't really like him. It's such a simple thing to do. Ignoring someone who has strong feelings for you is not the way to go, it's just so extremely cruel. Apparently, it can also go terribly wrong.

I once thought I got ignored (Sent a few texts, but no reply), but it turned out the girl had an mental illness that gave her extreme social phobia and had her self comitted to a mental institution. Somehow...i feel my advances is what pushed her over the edge.
 
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Staccat0

Fail out bailed
Sadly this reads as pretty fucking fake
Homeboy be trollin
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LordCanti

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Tragic. But i don't see why the dude can't get a reply that tells that she doesn't really like him. It's such a simple thing to do. Ignoring someone who has strong feelings for you is not the way to go, it's just so extremely cruel. Apparently, it can also go terribly wrong.

I once thought I got ignored (Sent a few texts, but no reply), but it turned out the girl had social phobia and had her self comitted to a mental institution. Somehow...i feel my advances is what pushed her over the edge.

Most normal human beings would take the hint and just bugger off after their six hundred e-mails had been ignored.
 
He is undeniably trolling. He said about 50 emails the first 2 days, 600 emails total in 3 days. Even if the third day was only 300 emails. Assuming he is awake for about 16 hours, that's an email every 3 minutes for the entire day. Impossible.
 

VariantX04

Loser slave of the system :(
Wait, I'm confused about one thing. Was this translated or is that an English-speaking community that resides in Japan?
 
I read the whole thing, entertaining but freagin creepy as hell, the 2chan people's comments made me stay though.

And that emoticon now pisses me off so much
 

abusori

Member
Dammit, I read the whole thing. There goes an hour of my life.

I absolutely lost it when
he asked A-ko if she liked anal
.
 

SmZA

Member
Tragic. But i don't see why the dude can't get a reply that tells that she doesn't really like him. It's such a simple thing to do. Ignoring someone who has strong feelings for you is not the way to go, it's just so extremely cruel. Apparently, it can also go terribly wrong.

Giving your stalker any acknowledgement whatsoever is always the wrong thing to do. Always. If they persist in attempting contact, involve the authorities.
 

Jimrpg

Member
started reading it again cause i didn't read it properly the first time at work

#2ch
Giving girls small animals as presents makes them most happy. ^^
Stuff thirty hamsters in a box and send them to her house, and she’ll be so surprised she’ll fall for OP in a flash!
So yeah, I think a thirty-hamster present would be good. ^^

#2ch
Girls love to get clothes. The price of the clothes and their attraction to you are directly proportional.

#OP
Oh geez, I don’t think I could afford that…
Anyway, we’re making plans for four of us to get together!
I’m so grateful! And so tense! Oh my god….

Yet he gives Ako 700k? i knew it was a troll before that.... but this proves it. he did rather well though to keep up the illusion... the sad thing is like others have said, there are real people like this in the world.
 

panda21

Member
Well, I confessed to her and she said “sure,” but right afterward she said not to email her.
Even I don’t fully understand the situation… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

oh my
 

Ironmask

Member
best hour spent in the whole week!

Am i the only one really whishing this thing to be real? i mean, this story is a comedy at the end.

(´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`) guy gets fianced
A-ko b*tch gets her cash machine (700.000 yen are 8.500$)
Denko ...well i dunno, maybe getting off the attentions of creepy guy?

i'd love to know how it goes afterwards.... fake pregnancy of A-ko to get more money?
Denko deciding to gain some easy money and faking love for (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
as well?

tu-duunn
 

fanboi

Banned
best hour spent in the whole week!

Am i the only one really whishing this thing to be real? i mean, this story is a comedy at the end.

(´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`) guy gets fianced
A-ko b*tch gets her cash machine (700.000 yen are 8.500$)
Denko ...well i dunno, maybe getting off the attentions of creepy guy?

i'd love to know how it goes afterwards.... fake pregnancy of A-ko to get more money?
Denko deciding to gain some easy money and faking love for (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
as well?

tu-duunn

More likley that OP went insane, kidnapped A-Ko and Denko.

Rape, torture, murder.

You choose which order.
 

LordCanti

Member
best hour spent in the whole week!

Am i the only one really whishing this thing to be real? i mean, this story is a comedy at the end.

(´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`) guy gets fianced
A-ko b*tch gets her cash machine (700.000 yen are 8.500$)
Denko ...well i dunno, maybe getting off the attentions of creepy guy?

i'd love to know how it goes afterwards.... fake pregnancy of A-ko to get more money?
Denko deciding to gain some easy money and faking love for (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
as well?

tu-duunn

I believe in my heart that Densha Otoko was real, after reading all the materials involved, and coming to the conclusion that there really just wasn't any profit in faking the thing when the show and movie were gone just as fast as any other J-Drama on the air.

This though? I know there are people like this, and that stalking is a real problem with real victims, but something about it really just didn't add up. A-Ko's a good enough friend to keep getting the new number/e-mail, yet she sells it to a stalker constantly? Nice, angelic Denko kicks him in the face?

I don't want it to be real, but I guess that life is stranger than fiction sometimes. I really want to know more about the real stalker that is referenced on one of the pages, where someone was actually arrested after posting. Where's that translation?
 

UrbanRats

Member
More likley that OP went insane, kidnapped A-Ko and Denko.

Rape, torture, murder.

You choose which order.

Didn't you read his second letter to Denko? Those are not his intentions, man!
Nice, angelic Denko kicks him in the face?
It's probasbly fake, but still, remember it's his rendering of the story you're reading, so if it was real, it doesn't mean this is a 100% accurate rendition of it.
 
#OP
I’m not that self-absorbed… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
I’m really worried… Maybe it’s since Denko carved out my heart that I’m being fooled into thinking I love A-ko?

Of course, it’s also possible I could love two people…
As long as they respond to my emails, I mean.
But how should I ask her? (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

#OP
Well, I sent “Do you like anal?”… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
Holy shit. :lol
 

RawPower

Banned
The internet can be so cruel.

This guy obviously has serious issues. I think berating him over it will only make it worse.
 

Finaika

Member
I liked this lol:

#OP said:
I&#8217;ve never been to a hotel before, so I&#8217;m embarrassed&#8230; (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
Waiting for a reply now&#8230;
Maybe I should bring a vibrator?
#OP said:
And of course, wouldn&#8217;t it be romantic to go with A-ko to Yoyogi Park, that memorable place, and see the cherry blossoms together? (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
#2ch said:
Yeah, romantic would be good.
The buzz of a vibrator backed by cherry blossoms&#8230; superb.
 

Varjet

Member
#OP
First, I paid Denko’s friend 20,000 yen to make sure my plan went smoothly.
I asked her to request Denko to go buy alcohol.
And then finally, finally I saw Denko again! (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
I didn’t want to suddenly call her, so to display my passion as her boyfriend, I snuck up from behind and hugged her… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

#OP
Denko’s body felt so warm… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)
It might have just been the best moment of my life. I don’t think I’m going to wash these clothes, so I don’t forget.
Denko was surprised too, and let out a really loud shriek and ran, but I wasn’t going to have that again!
I grabbed her arm so she couldn’t run. Because I wanted to hear her true feelings… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

#2ch
I’ve seen scenes like this in horror films about serial killers…

#OP
Denko was really hollering, so her friends got worried.
And she said she was going home for the day. And they all told me not to come near Denko again… (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

I HOPE SHE REPLIES SOON (´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

What the hell
 

Complex Shadow

Cudi Lame™
i read the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING. fuck you OP i wasted 30 mins of my life. i feel sorry for this guy on so many levels. i feel sorry for everyone hes come in contact with. god knows what happened to him. i don't think i ll ever forget this. fuck life. even if this is fake. i still know people like him are real.
 

Jimrpg

Member
Let's just say it was made up....

that was a pretty amazing effort from the OP... and some pretty epic twists....

i hope nothing like this happens in real life.
 

ShinNL

Member
It was an epic read. But very fictional. The A-ko friend is a bit over the top, both with the information selling and the eventual
spoiler
.
 
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