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So im going to Vegas with some co-workers next weekend..

..and I'm the only guy.

It's one of my coworkers' bday and I agreed initially to go cuz X amount of people were going and now a few have dropped out and I'm sharing a hotel room with a bunch of girls (2 are coworkers and 1 is the bday girls friend). I just wanna be able to fart in my sleep. Lol I'm sure we will have fun tho.

Edit: this will be my 2nd time in Vegas, first time going legal drinking age.

ASS 2 MOUTH!
 

dcelw540

Junior Member
..and I'm the only guy.

It's one of my coworkers' bday and I agreed initially to go cuz X amount of people were going and now a few have dropped out and I'm sharing a hotel room with a bunch of girls (2 are coworkers and 1 is the bday girls friend). I just wanna be able to fart in my sleep. Lol I'm sure we will have fun tho.

Edit: this will be my 2nd time in Vegas, first time going legal drinking age.

May I ask you what is your job if this is your 2nd time going and first time being drinking age? I'm jealous :p
 
Anyway women fart in their sleep too ya know!

I came here to say that.

I grew up in a British holiday resort with slot machines and roulette, and licensed gambling is commonplace in my country. Perhaps that will lend context when I say I just don't understand what is supposed to be so great about Las Vegas. Everything I ever read about it or see on the net says "complete shithole of a place, doesn't even have a decent coastline."

Hope you all have a great time, though.
 
I came here to say that.

I grew up in a British holiday resort with slot machines and roulette, and licensed gambling is commonplace in my country. Perhaps that will lend context when I say I just don't understand what is supposed to be so great about Las Vegas. Everything I ever read about it or see on the net says "complete shithole of a place, doesn't even have a decent coastline."

Hope you all have a great time, though.


The lights, the people, the extravagance, the history, the shows, the randomness..... I need to go again...
 
The lights, the people, the extravagance, the history, the shows, the randomness..... I need to go again...

No _please_ don't go on. That's exactly what I hate. Except... history? Checking the Wikipedia article on History of Las Vegas, I see that it's missing everything that happened before 1829.
 

QP3

Member
God speed OP. Good news is, if you club, you should be able to get in to most places with that ratio.

I definitely second buying alcohol at those ABC stores or whatever they are called. Pre game in the hotel and have a blast!



Pick two.

Get drunk and have fun?
 
No _please_ don't go on. That's exactly what I hate. Except... history? Checking the Wikipedia article on History of Las Vegas, I see that it's missing everything that happened before 1829.
You pompous ass, he said he needs to go again lol.

History meaning the Rat pack, Elvis and shit, I'm sure.
 
You pompous ass, he said he needs to go again lol.

History meaning the Rat pack, Elvis and shit, I'm sure.

That's what counts as *history* in Las Vegas? Seriously, that's about as lame as I imagined. I was trying to be charitable.

If Las fucking Vegas is your idea of fun, you probably don't get out much.
 

MrMatt555

Member
That's what counts as *history* in Las Vegas? Seriously, that's about as lame as I imagined. I was trying to be charitable.

If Las fucking Vegas is your idea of fun, you probably don't get out much.

Can you leave this thread if you're going to start picking fights over something that is subjective
 
That's what counts as *history* in Las Vegas? Seriously, that's about as lame as I imagined. I was trying to be charitable.

If Las fucking Vegas is your idea of fun, you probably don't get out much.
If you clean off your monocle, maybe you'll see maybe some folks DO have fun at the casinos and shows out that way. And I've never been nor care to any time soon but the last thing I'd do is shit up a thread simply because a foreign place that people seem to gather to have fun isn't up to my standards because "I got to see it everyday growing up, pah".
 
Go to Burger Lounge, first floor near the front of the Aria. Absolutely amazing.

Secondly (for the people saying it) Vegas is exactly however much fun you make it...I just got back on Tuesday after 5 days there and it was the best trip yet. Slip the front desk person some money when you check in and get a room upgrade (depending on where you are staying)
 
You're worried about farting in your sleep? What about having to take a shit? Are you going to go use a restroom outside the room or something? It's a pretty weird thing to worry about.
If you gotta take a shit, take a shit. Everyone will be doing that. It’s pretty normal. It’s not like you gotta announce it. If it smells... it smells. It’s really no big deal. Id clog the toilet and be like... that was me, what time we headed out. Im calling the front to send a plumber...
 
-fill up the tub or sink with ice and put your drinks in it the chicks will appreciate it. (Get patron/ciroc). Patron usually ends with a happy ending and a crazy night
-buy snacks and water or pedailte
-go to a day club (encore, wet republic, drais) those are fun as fuck, much better than a nightclub. Lots of ass. I was so drunk one time I had sex with a chick in the pool at a bachelor party
-fat tuesdays? A fat ass nap usual follows
-go to omnia that club is ridiculous and ridiculously packed (hope you like edm). If not try drais they usually do hip hop
-if your near the cosmopolitan (marquee nightclub) get the secret pizza. A large is like 30$. Shit will change your life and your asshole
-Red Bull's
-if you have one of those pills to play music, bring it usually pumps everyone up when your pregaming and getting ready
-nightclubs I usually wear all black always looks clean

I'm going the 29th I usually go 4 times a year to rage
 

_Ryo_

Member
If you gotta take a shit, take a shit. Everyone will be doing that. It’s pretty normal. It’s not like you gotta announce it. If it smells... it smells. It’s really no big deal. Id clog the toilet and be like... that was me, what time we headed out. Im calling the front to send a plumber...

...which is my point. Worrying about farting is dumb.
 

Mario

Sidhe / PikPok
I get to Vegas next Sunday.

If you are still there then I can help relieve you of this terrible burden.
 
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