I'm officially giving up on Darkest Dungeon. You beat me. I can't take any more of this. But don't for a second think this was a fair victory. This was simply RNG abuse and you know it. No amount of strategy on my part could've saved me.
Did my first ever run of the Darkest Dungeon. Knew what I was getting in for thanks to the GB quick look, so I came prepared. I'm sorry, but I couldn't buy enough bandages for what the game was asking of me. Every single attack that could bleed did bleed, every stress damage attack hit for max stress, every debuff proc'd successfully. My team never crit, never dodged, never went virtuous, never surprised the enemy. Nothing. The enemy had all the crits, all the extra effect procs. Every single turn ended with my abomination stacked with 6 turns worth of 18 bleed damage. I could've had infinite bandages and nothing would've been able to save him. My highwayman missed multiple shots in a row against enemies that didn't really have that high a dodge stat. My Jester missed bleed procs against enemies without a high resistance to it. It was RNG horeshit.
I'm done. I can't do this. I have the best trinkets, my teams are all full of lvl 6 guys. They don't have a bunch of bad quirks, and the good quirks are about as good as can be expected. But they way I see it, if the game wants me to lose, then there's nothing I can do about it. I'm going to go play other games now, and stop wasting my time with one that doesn't even give me the chance to win. Maybe I'll come back, but all I have left is the Darkest Dungeon itself, and from my point of view it can't be done.