Dreams-Visions
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If you were put in charge to create a Mascot for Neogaf, What or who would it be?
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Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Trojita
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I don't even understand the existence of neckbeards. Is this people that can't grow a beard but in that area?
Who the fuck would shave their face but leave the bottom untouched? I hate shaving, but that is because I grow a manly beard in a week. But shit I'd never just shave the face.
Trojita 2013
Who the fuck would shave their face but leave the bottom untouched? I hate shaving, but that is because I grow a manly beard in a week. But shit I'd never just shave the face.
Trojita 2013
The general perception of video game and internet nerds is that of poor hygiene, so half-assed shaving would be a part of that. Also, the general overweight-fat-blob-neck tends to push out any scraggly hair growth like a furry roadbump.
titiklabingapat
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Did we pick a mascot yet? Because I vote for Dino-Gaf too.
A Neckbeard (also known as a neard, a portmanteau, or the bloatee) is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties, drug addicts with a messianic complex and UNIX programmers.
The purpose of this beard is to delineate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity, forming a bullfrog neck. Wearers hope it will make them look like a badass from Hackers or The Matrix, yet it merely reminds observers of fucking chin lack.
A neckbeard is to beards as the comb-over is to hair. It is never, ever cool.
Ken Masters
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I think the mascot would be an angry hot woman.
good representation of the dimes GAF members routinely pull
Viola of the Abyss
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I almost lost this beautiful thread! Some of these drawings are really nice!
davidnic
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This reminds me of Pac Man.
Godammit GAF. This talk of neckbeards makes me worried that I have accidentally gotten one. That's not something I want. So, be straight with me, do I have a neckbeard?
My razor is waiting.
My razor is waiting.
You look like you care about hygiene and grooming; that puts you above half of us nerds already.
Bjoern the Smexy
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Takamura-San
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Someone needs to add the logo to the end of this gif, too.
Dis grunted Phoenix is the best representation of the gaming section of GAF.
AW SHIT! I'm dying here!
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