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Your worst "someone walking in on you" moment

Neece

Member
I was seen by adults as a quiet "good kid" when I was younger, a perception I cultivated by getting really good grades, being well mannered, and into volunteering and stuff like that. But in private, with the right group of friends, I was just another foul mouth kid.

I went to my friends house one time, and his mom LOVED me. Thought I was a great influence on her boy, and she even had me tutoring her younger kid.

Well, she was gone and it was just me and my friend in the living room flipping through channels.

I remember it was me that brought up the convo of the day, girls from the neighborhood and school and church, and I remember it was me that led with which of them I wanted to fuck, which of them had the best ass, the best tits, looked like she gave the best head.

And then for some reason, I vividly remember us landing on TRL and watching Sum 41's Fat Lip and rapping/singing the song out loud, and then talking about how he girl that got her head shaved in the video was hot and we would still nail her.

We were like 13.

And then I decided to leave the living room to get something off the front porch, only to find his mother sitting in the chair...

I cannot describe how disappointed and angry she looked. She had apparently just been sitting there for like an hour listening to us talk.

And all she said was "go home."

I remember feeling really horrible about it. And I can't hear Fat Lip without thinking about how she looked at me.
 

tkscz

Member
When I was 16, me and me then girlfriend were having sex in her livingroom and her dad walked in, went into the kitchen, made himself a sandwich, and walked back to his room. Needless to say a big turn off.
 

Jake.

Member
my dad caught me beating it to a print-out of laetitia casta when i was 13. i thought he had left for work and didn't bother closing the door...
 
We had a guy at our high school written up looking at and I quote: "Big Black Dick Porn"

That's literally what they wrote on the office referral.

We had a kid in high school do his 2 weeks work experience at a mortuary and got expelled for looking at the dead naked ladies. There was no hiding that under another guise around the school.
 
I was seen by adults as a quiet "good kid" when I was younger, a perception I cultivated by getting really good grades, being well mannered, and into volunteering and stuff like that. But in private, with the right group of friends, I was just another foul mouth kid.

I went to my friends house one time, and his mom LOVED me. Thought I was a great influence on her boy, and she even had me tutoring her younger kid.

Well, she was gone and it was just me and my friend in the living room flipping through channels.

I remember it was me that brought up the convo of the day, girls from the neighborhood and school and church, and I remember it was me that led with which of them I wanted to fuck, which of them had the best ass, the best tits, looked like she gave the best head.

And then for some reason, I vividly remember us landing on TRL and watching Sum 41's Fat Lip and rapping/singing the song out loud, and then talking about how he girl that got her head shaved in the video was hot and we would still nail her.

We were like 13.

And then I decided to leave the living room to get something off the front porch, only to find his mother sitting in the chair...

I cannot describe how disappointed and angry she looked. She had apparently just been sitting there for like an hour listening to us talk.

And all she said was "go home."

I remember feeling really horrible about it. And I can't hear Fat Lip without thinking about how she looked at me.

Ouch.
 

mhayes86

Member
My younger brother and I shared a room for several years. If the door was ever locked, he would usually just unlock it with his key, so he has walked in on me having sex with several girlfriends in the past.

A story a friend of mine has talked about includes him and an ex having sex on a couch in the basement. His father came downstairs, so they threw a blanket over themselves and pretended to sleep until he was gone. He hopped on the computer nearby so he could do his taxes, so they were stuck under a blanket together naked for a few hours.
 
You're a 21 year old adult. Your mom should have known better and shouldn't have reacted the way she did. You're not in the wrong here.
 
Probably when my Mom walked in on my Girlfriend and I having sex. Thankfully we threw a blanket over us before she opened the door but it was damn close. She was letting me know two friends of mine just randomly showed up to the house. Now it's full panic mode, we ask her to close the door for a few and I will get with them in a minute. Both of us frantically put clothes on. A minute later my friend comes in the door without knocking and says "Man it reeks like sex in here" as he closes the door. FFS Man....

Also that was the day I learned how much I hate when someone shows up to where I live unannounced.
 

Mediking

Member
Probably when my Mom walked in on my Girlfriend and I having sex. Thankfully we threw a blanket over us before she opened the door but it was damn close. She was letting me know two friends of mine just randomly showed up to the house. Now it's full panic mode, we ask her to close the door for a few and I will get with them in a minute. Both of us frantically put clothes on. A minute later my friend comes in the door without knocking and says "Man it reeks like sex in here" as he closes the door. FFS Man....

Also that was the day I learned how much I hate when someone shows up to where I live unannounced.


Sounds like your mom knew what happened but didn't wanna say anything.
 

Shambala

Member
Weird reaction from the parents.

You were 18. Presumably she was as well. Why exactly couldn't you see her anymore?
Yea she was too. But idk man they were just disappointed I guess cause that didn’t last long either lol. Only like 3 weeks tops, then we were back goin at it again lol
 

Bisnic

Really Really Exciting Member!
I was extremely careful when I was younger, by always waiting for my parents to sleep before watching porn in my bedroom. Always made sure to close the door, to turn off the lights, to cover the bottom of the door with cloth so that the monitor's light wouldn't be visible through that small hole, and put on headsets obviously.

Maybe my mother realized this sooner or later when she emptied my trash can that had some kleenex in it, but I'll never know, never ask lol.

Well GAF, I made it 21 years without something like this but it finally happened. My mom walked in on me.

My girlfriend and I live an hour apart over school breaks, and when we see each other we don't really have anywhere to have sex or anything. So, we occasionally (very rarely, like 3 or 4 times) send nudes back and forth. Tonight I thought it'd be nice because she was in that kind of a mood, so I close my door and don't lock it, because my mother always knocks, and a locked door would be more suspicious than "just a minute" after a knock.

So, pants off, boxers at my knees, trying to take a picture and I see my door slowly creak open and my mother looking at me. She didn't even try to leave or look away, and the way she opened it was like she was trying to catch me. I say "uhh, I'm changing", she leaves, put my pants on and go into the hall outside my room and start nervously asking her questions to try to dispel everything and she just won't talk to me. She has been silent and pissy since then, and I'm incredibly embarrassed and uncomfortable, because I know what she thinks about this stuff and it's not good. I'd like to think me being an adult in a mature relationship and her just barging in would make me in the right in this situation, but apparently not. So now I feel like human garbage and am dreading the treatment I'll probably get from her tomorrow.

So GAF, make me feel better and not so alone. What's your worst "SHIT CLOSE THE DOOR" story?

You know you could have done that in the bathroom right? At least locking the door in there isn't suspicious and you can safely send dick pics if you feel like it.
 
Happened the first time me and one of my high school gf's had sex. We were under the sheets anyway and my mum just backed straight out, We had a little giggle and carried on. What the hell at the OP getting shit at 21, we must have been about 15 and I never got shit for it then. That's basically when everyone sorta got started round where I live though so seemed to be the norm.
 

Garruson

Member
These are all making me feel much better about my situation after freaking out about it for a little bit.


Oh my god, was that the one where there was a stair handrail involved and I believe a stick figure drawing? I need to find that thread asap.

Edit: Found it.

Jesus.

This is possibly my most favourite thread I have ever read.

His story telling was incredible, the depth of him providing a diagram in his first post without prompt was visionary. The ending was poetically unexpected.

Modern day classic for sure.

"MAYBE A RIMJOB FOR GOOD MEASURE!"
 
One time my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend havin the sex. I didnt know anyone was home. I didnt even notice that he had opened the door. He just called me out into the living room after. I was like oh shit.

He just said that I'm lucky it wasnt my mom that walked in the room cuz she would have cut my dick off. He said not to be so stupid and a little more careful in the future. My dads pre cool.

Another time my brother walked in on me jerking off to that "Hot Spot" by Foxy Brown video. Pretty horrible timing since I was busting just as he walked in the room.

Another brother caught me jerking off to Xena once. He would make that Xena "yayayayay!" Scream at me when he saw me forever after that.
 

neorej

ERMYGERD!
Hooked up with a girl, went to her place, her parents walked into the living room while we were 69-ing on the coffee table.
 
I had a full Costanza -- mom walking in while I was jerking off.

Later, she casually mentioned that I "didn't do anything wrong." Still, that moment is burned into my brain -- trauma-level embarrassment.
 

Mediking

Member
One time my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend havin the sex. I didnt know anyone was home. I didnt even notice that he had opened the door. He just called me out into the living room after. I was like oh shit.

He just said that I'm lucky it wasnt my mom that walked in the room cuz she would have cut my dick off. He said not to be so stupid and a little more careful in the future. My dads pre cool.

Another time my brother walked in on me jerking off to that "Hot Spot" by Foxy Brown video. Pretty horrible timing since I was busting just as he walked in the room.

Another brother caught me jerking off to Xena once. He would make that Xena "yayayayay!" Scream at me when he saw me forever after that.

Xena is gorgeous and awesome. Just remembered that show. Lol
 

Kinsei

Banned
I don;t have any thankfully. I have however walked in on my Dad a few times. It's not a good idea to look at porn on the living room TV when you know other people are in the house.

There was also one time when my parents forgot to take a porn cassette out of the VCR. I turned it on expecting to see Power Rangers and got porn instead.
 

cromofo

Member
I was pumped after gym and while in the elevator I took my shirt off to admire my body.

Didn't get to put my shirt back on soon enough before the doors opened.
 
I've been walked in on many times in my life. My mom, my wife, and by friends. Which is the most embarrassing?

I think it would be the one where I wasn't even naked. I was home alone and wasn't masturbating but I was GOING to very soon. I was in the living room, watching Mariah Carey on MTV and I had a video recorder in my hand and I was looking at her though the cam corder (why I was doing this, even I don't know. Seemed like an interesting idea at the time) and my legs are spread apart like I'm trying to do the splits or something....

Then I hear the front door open. I turn around and the newspaper guy is tossing the newspaper in and we lock eyes. I'm standing there with my legs spread, cam corder in hand in front of Mariah Carey and he has this look in his eyes like "WTF am I witnessing here?".

He closes the door and turns around and walks away. I saw him around town but we never spoke about what happened. He was in high school and I was in middle school so I'm sure he told all his buddies about what he saw lol.
 

Mediking

Member
I don;t have any thankfully. I have however walked in on my Dad a few times. It's not a good idea to look at porn on the living room TV when you know other people are in the house.

There was also one time when my parents forgot to take a porn cassette out of the VCR. I turned it on expecting to see Power Rangers and got porn instead.

Walking in on Dad... yikes. Lol
 
My ex girlfriend's 9 year old sister once walked in on us while I was pounding her big sister from behind. I hope someone explained to her what she saw at some point lol.
 

HotHamBoy

Member
While having sex with my ex-fiance as we were watching porn on a large TV.

It was my dad who walked in.

My ex girlfriend's 9 year old sister once walked in on us while I was pounding her big sister from behind. I hope someone explained to her what she saw at some point lol.

Oh that's bad
 
Went home with some gal I didn't know after the bar one night, had some fun. Woke up in the morning with her shaking the hell out of me and telling me to bail out, because "My fucking husband is home". He walked into the room as I was bailing out their sliding porch door.

Never saw her again, but I certainly heard some yelling as I ran like my life depended on it. So while not in the act, it was a potentially even worse close call.
 
Have you ever being put in the ultimatum of either turn off Porn and or put your dick away?

It's not a good position lol
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I've being caught way too many times once as a teenager me and my sister shared the same room I had the door locked my Ma was bringing my Sister to bed she knocked and said "what are you watching?.... I said Spideman" when I tried to turn the screen off I hit the unmute button on the fucking cum scene lol it was a long talk I had the next day haha

I'm a clumsy fucker so I get caught a lot

But my worst has to be when I just got with my GF, I had a bed like a bunk bed but with no bed underneath just PS3 and where the dog sleeps, my sister sleeps in the room next to me (new house) so me and my GF where getting it on naked till these unbelievable chain of events happened

1. We heard my Da bringing my sister to bed (I'm seeing a pattern)

2.Which gave us a fright that made us knock the blanket off the bed

3.The Dog just barged in my fucking room so my Da and Sister could see everything that me and my GF could helplessly stop

Lol he pretended he didn't see but kept smiling that entire night when I was in presence

Man I miss that Dog
 
Man I've had several close calls, but only one "caught" experience, and of course I wasn't even jacking it or having sex.

1) Back when I used to live at home, I had just gotten home from work and just relaxing watching TV in my chair. Sometimes, I stretch my arms forward and for some reason sometimes I'll hook my thumbs into my stretchy lounge shorts and as I'm stretching it also pulls my pants down for a few seconds and then I let it go snapping it back to my waist. Dont ask me why I do it, but I do.

Anyway, of course my mom walks in right as I'm doing this, looks at me and backs out and closes the door real fast. Just sat there like "godamnit, THATS how she catches me!?"

2) One memorable close call was back in the late 90s when scrambled channels were still a thing. I was in the basement watching TV and I remember there was a R rated movie on one of the scrambled channels, but I cant remember which movie. Anyway, back then I just assumed most R rated movies had sex scenes in it. So I pulled my pants down around my ankles and under a blanket started jacking it. I had somebody coming down the stairs quickly so I switched the station to something like cartoons. I assumed it was just my mom going into the laundry room instead of coming into the half of the basement where the entertainment stuff was. Nope, it was my oldest bro coming down to sit and watch TV with me. So there I was, sitting there with my pants around my ankles under a blanket sitting next to my brother watching cartoons. I had no easy way of getting out of this, so I literally sat there naked for an hour without moving until he went upstairs to go to the bathroom. Godamn

3) I had lots of close calls around that time on the internet as well. Man in the Pentium 1 era you had to be on point with closing stuff out ahead of time. I was waiting for some shitty 15 second 1/4 screen video clip to load and me having a very honed ear at the time heard my Dad coming down the stairs to use the computer. Of course I closed down Netscape immediately but of course, the damn thing froze. I couldnt get it to close at all and everything hung with a clip loading of two girls scissoring. Luckily, I had a secret weapon: Dat hard reset switch. Godamn that thing saved me so many times.

Those were the main ones that stood out. I had many times where I loaded up a porn file and of course the sound is ear bleedingly loud. I'm sure my parents had to have heard it at least once or twice.

BTW, my friend and I always joked this is the music that plays when you hear somebody coming while you're trying to close out porn and hide: Final Fantasy VIII - Dead End
 

Clockwork

Member
Just go with it.

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Couple things

1. You can tell a mile away the bullshit stories

2. Why do people really not have locks?

3. That guy jerking off to final fantasy, bruh wtf

4. I've never been caught. Thankfully
 

Aces&Eights

Member
Team lead I worked with once sent his company issued laptop back to HQ for fixing. Thing is, he left his chicks with dicks DVD in it. The gal who processed incoming was in her 70s and promtly brought it to our AVP who then took a picture and emailed all team leaders that this was unacceptable. We all knew who it was since the picture was of the laptop with the drive open and this guy had stickers on his machine that we all recognized. He quit the next day. I was on the job site with him when the email came. I'll never forget the look on his face lol.

His wife also worked for us.
 
Only been caught once.

My first semester at college, which was in the Spring (skipped fall semester), it was the last day of the school year when all the dorms were closing. It was like 12pm and my parents were going to be there at 2pm. Almost everyone else on that dorm floor was already gone. Basically a ghost town.

I have nothing else to do for like two hours so I decide to go for it. Kill some time, have some fun. Lock my door. Sit down at my desk, facing away from my door, and start browsing.

I barely hear something behind me. My porn volume was low. Hear some strange scratching noise and then a gasp and I turn around.

RA and his girlfriend are standing in my now open doorway. RA has his keys out. She has her shirt off and his belt is undone. They were clearly coming into my room to fuck thinking that I had already left. I just kinda sat there with it in my hand and my eyebrows up. Eventually the girl laughed and walked out. RA was pissed. He slammed my door shut and left.

Just kinda shrugged and went back to it. Hour later I am on my way out and see him standing there in his doorway as I walk by shaking his head and looking grumpy. He says something over his shoulder into his room and his girlfriend leans out and waves with a big smile. No idea why they didnt just go for it in their own room but whatever. They both graduated a few days later and I never saw them again. He removed me as a facebook friend but a day or two later she added me. Never spoke with her though.
 
My PC had a memory damaged and it took me a couple of days to get a new one.
In the meanwhile, i spent the nights using my mom's laptop.
At the time i was trading sex pics with a girl i met online, and one night i was so drunk that i forgot to delete a dick pic on the desktop. The next morning, when i realized it, went running to the laptop, but the dick pic was nowhere to be seen... my mom never said a word about it, and till today i keep pretending it never happened.

My brother once walked in when i was masturbating to a woman on msn.

Once i woke up in the middle of the night and my brother was jerking to porn. I pretended to be sleeping and jerked one too.
 
My PC had a memory damaged and it took me a couple of days to get a new one.
In the meanwhile, i spent the nights using my mom's laptop.
At the time i was trading sex pics with a girl i met online, and one night i was so drunk that i forgot to delete a dick pic on the desktop. The next morning, when i realized it, went running to the laptop, but the dick pic was nowhere to be seen... my mom never said a word about it, and till today i keep pretending it never happened.

My brother once walked in when i was masturbating to a woman on msn.

Once i woke up in the middle of the night and my brother was jerking to porn. I pretended to be sleeping and jerked one too.

This has green lines written all over it
 
Before we got married and while she was still living at home, my wife's brother walked in on her sucking my dick. He walked in, saw me standing there with my underwear only covering half my butt, and his sister sitting on the bed with her face in my crotch. He closed the door and yelled that's why you lock the door.

Also my mother in law walked in on me taking a shit with the door open last month.
 

Dingens

Member
I had the room service in a 5 star hotel walk in on my wife and I having sex. I guess I forgot to put up the please don't disturb sign. It was kinda hot though. Maybe I should've asked her to join in



Another time I walked in on this Asian chick at a share house toilet in tokyo. Stared right into her vagina as I opened the door. Guess she forgot to lock the door. The worst part was, that she wouldn't let me apologies but instead kept apologising to me for a week every time we met on the hallway
 

Diabelli

Member
I've honestly never shared this story due to the shame involved, but fuck it, I was just a stupid teenager.

I was playing FF8 for the first time right after it released at my cousins house and had just gotten to the space scene where Squall is saving Rinoa and that big fmv plays. I was feeling horny as hell and I'm alone in a back room so I decide to just take care of business so I'd stop having to feel uncomfortable.

I had literally just finished, pants around my ankles looking for some more tissues, half chub flying free and my other female cousin who was around my age bursts in the room from out of nowhere. She takes one look at me, half nude, doesn't say a word and just closes the door and leaves.

I've never been more embarrassed in my life. I made up some story about sharting and attempting to clean up the mess, but I don't know if they bought it. She never mentioned it again.

The worst part is, that part of FF8 is ruined for me on every subsequent playthrough. Rinoa flies through space and I turn bright red.

lmao

the fact that you thought shitting your pants was less embarrassing
 

Saganator

Member
When I was 20 to 21, I was making a lot of poor choices with drugs and who I was hanging out with. I started hanging around a girl I met online. It started off pretty innocently, we'd meet up, smoke bowls, drive around, and hang out at Denny's/iHop to drink coffee and smoke cigs. She had a son and lived with the father, but she told me they weren't in a relationship. They had tried but he was kind of an asshole and cared more about his PlanetSide guild than the kid or relationship. They were basically roommates from what I saw and was told.

There's much more to the story, but to make it short, after a few months, we started having drug fueled sex pretty often.

So one night, while the roommate was at work, we were going at it. Then all of the sudden the door to her room opens up, and there he is looking at us. All he can see is my ass and her legs up in the air. His face said everything. I was fucking his girl. He didn't do anything, though. He just walked out and left the house. We finished.

The ensuing drama for the next few days/weeks made it apparent that they never broke up. It was just a very shitty relationship, the dude was clueless and paid zero attention to what his girl was doing and how he was treating her.

It ended up being a good thing for for everyone though, it lit a fire under his ass and he changed his ways, started treating her better. She got off drugs. I did as well, since she was my "drug buddy" and since we stopped hanging out my access was cut off. They're still together and their kid is doing well in school, last I heard.
 

oldboss

Member
Happened earlier this month, while on vacation. Went camping, had to take a dump really bad. Got into the cabin did my business, and when I started wiping, the door opens and the kid (!) who opened it goes "uh ... s-sorry". Turns out I completely forgot to lock the door.

Also, I wipe standing.

Later that day, I saw the kid again with his family while hiking. Boy did I feel embarrassed.
 

shandy706

Member
My 5 year old, who was supposed to be asleep, almost caught my GF and I while I was behind her on the couch.

Luckily we heard her footsteps in the kitchen RIGHT before she got into the room. Talk about yanking things out, on, and back into place at world record speed.

Whew!!!

Another one, not walking in though, was my parents finding porn in the search/site visit history of their computer when I was 13. This was 1995...lol...on dial-up. Had a "sit down and talk" with that one.
 
Closest I came to being walked in on was last year. My girlfriend at the time still lived at home and we were in the finished basement they had. We started fooling around and I end up going down on her. Her mom opens the door and yells down "Your brother has been texting you why haven't you answered?" She's completely naked and I'm on my knees eating her out. Her mom was about one step away from traumatizing everyone involved. This happened again a few minutes later. Eventually, we were able to finish and she called her brother back.
 
I've been walked in on many times in my life. My mom, my wife, and by friends. Which is the most embarrassing?

I think it would be the one where I wasn't even naked. I was home alone and wasn't masturbating but I was GOING to very soon. I was in the living room, watching Mariah Carey on MTV and I had a video recorder in my hand and I was looking at her though the cam corder (why I was doing this, even I don't know. Seemed like an interesting idea at the time) and my legs are spread apart like I'm trying to do the splits or something....

Then I hear the front door open. I turn around and the newspaper guy is tossing the newspaper in and we lock eyes. I'm standing there with my legs spread, cam corder in hand in front of Mariah Carey and he has this look in his eyes like "WTF am I witnessing here?".

He closes the door and turns around and walks away. I saw him around town but we never spoke about what happened. He was in high school and I was in middle school so I'm sure he told all his buddies about what he saw lol.

LOL
 
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