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The Strain S4 |OT| ZaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAACH
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dead souls
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What is the point of any of this season?
This show has never been great, but it didn't used to be this boring.
Eichorst: {sinister smile} What are you going to do with that thing?
His eyes lower to the maltov cocktail Dutch is holding, which as a trained soldier from WW2 he would immediately recognize as a danger to his vulnerable vampire body.
Dutch: This!
She uses the taser to ignite the fabric (huh?) and throws the improvised weapon at Eichorst. Eichorst is momentarily stunned by the transformation of seemingly harmless and unrelated items into a deadly fire weapon. He is engulfed in flames.
His eyes lower to the maltov cocktail Dutch is holding, which as a trained soldier from WW2 he would immediately recognize as a danger to his vulnerable vampire body.
Dutch: This!
She uses the taser to ignite the fabric (huh?) and throws the improvised weapon at Eichorst. Eichorst is momentarily stunned by the transformation of seemingly harmless and unrelated items into a deadly fire weapon. He is engulfed in flames.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
Dumb, Dumb!
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
lmao
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
New episode tonight!
BLOODED_hands
Member
Oh no...... What's going to happen?! Find out tonight on Dragon Ball Z: The Strain Saga!
I honestly don't know which show has kept me more entertained: Game of Thrones (when I don't even watch the show, like, at all and I only watch it when my older brother puts it on) or The Strain. Dragons and Zombies or Vampires and Zack shenanigans?
RedHoodedOwl
Member
Let the nausea commences!
BLOODED_hands
Member
I'm too busy rewatching Tomorrowland 2017 sets. I'll watch it when it repeats. Will stay in here for the reactions though.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
This entire episode should focus on Quinlan's backstory.
BLOODED_hands
Member
Ok. I'm going to have to pause my rewatch of Tomorrowland sets for tonight's episode. I have to see this through, lol.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
Oh, you forgot to mention that you're an irredeemable mass murderer.
BLOODED_hands
Member
My parents are trash and I am the cause of all of this, but since I want to bone you I won't tell you until the very last minute.
Fuck you Zack. Die in a raging pit of fire, get reborn, and then impaled by a million spikes made of Nth Metal, get frozen in a Vibranium casing, and thrown into a red sun.
Fuck you Zack. Die in a raging pit of fire, get reborn, and then impaled by a million spikes made of Nth Metal, get frozen in a Vibranium casing, and thrown into a red sun.
BLOODED_hands
Member
What the hell is this track during Zack's segment?! Lmao.
BLOODED_hands
Member
Hold that L, Zack.
Finally a W for us.
Also, according to her and Spiderman, everybody gets one.
Finally a W for us.
Also, according to her and Spiderman, everybody gets one.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
So, radiation poison doesn't exist in this world.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
Quinlan is too good for this mediocre series.
BLOODED_hands
Member
Zaaaaaaayum! You're just a friend. You're just a kid.
Forever hold that L, Zack. Doesn't deserve to play Marvel vs Capcom.
Forever hold that L, Zack. Doesn't deserve to play Marvel vs Capcom.
Baroquemantic
Member
I'm pretty behind. Just saw Zack get his hopes crushed by his crush. Haha, get fucked.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
Will they stop trying to make Zach sympathetic.
If they are they are doing a very poor job of it.
BLOODED_hands
Member
Shit like this makes me want to switch to #teamwerewolf, but then I think about Alucard and Vampire Hunter D and go right back to #teamvampire!
Baroquemantic
Member
Y'all I'm dying at Zack telling this chick why he's supposed to be her boyfriend. That's not how this works, Zack. That's not how any of this works, you fucking dumbass.
Edit: Oh fuck you, Zack. Piece of shit ass can't handle rejection.
Edit: Oh fuck you, Zack. Piece of shit ass can't handle rejection.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
And now, Abby is his zombie maid.
Baroquemantic
Member
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
loooool
LilWayneSuckz
Member
Are you fucking kidding me?...Zach omg....and that sniper
The Driver
Member
Haven't caught up with the latest episode yet but it's kinda crazy this is thing is more than halfway through the final season and it still feels like it's spinning it's wheels.
Like, I'm just stunned that Sertrakian hasn't done anything but lay in a bed offscreen the whole season, Fet/Quinlan just barely got a nuke, Eph is going around pulling what amounts to pranks on the master, etc.
The premiere wasn't that great with all the TV we have now but man, it's like night and day compared to what we get from this show on the regular. I thought this would deliver on a show in the vein of the Walking Dead pilot but also revealing the initial days of the outbreak and breakdown of society. Instead the show became the worst parts of the later seasons of the WD, scavenging/skirmishing zzzz.
When are we gonna bring these characters together again and get on with it? I just wanna see The Master and Zack get nuked from orbit already, I don't really care who makes it out of the finale outside of mainly Dutch and Gus since they've been through some shit and haven't been as annoying Eph has been at various points.
I say all of this as someone who watches this and cackles when Eichorst does stupid shit like not activate his speed force when a Molotov is thrown at his feet.
Like, I'm just stunned that Sertrakian hasn't done anything but lay in a bed offscreen the whole season, Fet/Quinlan just barely got a nuke, Eph is going around pulling what amounts to pranks on the master, etc.
The premiere wasn't that great with all the TV we have now but man, it's like night and day compared to what we get from this show on the regular. I thought this would deliver on a show in the vein of the Walking Dead pilot but also revealing the initial days of the outbreak and breakdown of society. Instead the show became the worst parts of the later seasons of the WD, scavenging/skirmishing zzzz.
When are we gonna bring these characters together again and get on with it? I just wanna see The Master and Zack get nuked from orbit already, I don't really care who makes it out of the finale outside of mainly Dutch and Gus since they've been through some shit and haven't been as annoying Eph has been at various points.
I say all of this as someone who watches this and cackles when Eichorst does stupid shit like not activate his speed force when a Molotov is thrown at his feet.
RedHoodedOwl
Member
It's unbelievable how Eichorst can switch from being a formidable antagonist to an inept moron.
dead souls
Member
Zach is now the ultimate Nice Guy.
Series finale prediction: time jump to when he has grown up and taken the name Joss Whedon.
Series finale prediction: time jump to when he has grown up and taken the name Joss Whedon.
BLOODED_hands
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The strongest vampires, Quinlan and Eichorst, are supposed to be the best examples of the Strigoi, but it turns out that they aren't.
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Completely agree with all of this, I know this is based off of a book series, so I'm not sure if all the characters were split up in the same way, but for a tv show's final season - it's a strange turn to take. It's like if Game of Thrones just decided to end at Season 3 or 4 suddenly.
