Watch Da Birdie
I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
Honestly, considering everything it could've been, the story behind Shrek/Shadow actually is a pretty tame, platonic relationship.
I don't know why they had the two meet in the first place, but it could've been much, much worse.
I don't know why they had the two meet in the first place, but it could've been much, much worse.