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Tawpgun · Apr 25, 2012

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2132896/Florence-Colgate-Girl-Britains-beautiful-face.html

AnathemicOne · Apr 25, 2012

What?

Count Dookkake · Apr 25, 2012

Looks good, but what about the choppers?

ruuk · Apr 25, 2012

That mouth has got to go.

Kalnos · Apr 25, 2012

Blond hair, blue eyes. Aryan confirmed.

Truant · Apr 25, 2012

Not hot enough for me.

That's why I'm still single, btw. Not because of my own looks, for sure. I'm picky like that.

Finaika · Apr 25, 2012

That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

wenis · Apr 25, 2012

Finaika said:
That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

you crazy man.

Plywood · Apr 25, 2012

She has a pretty face but a weird smile.

Finaika said:
That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

Now it's bugging me.

Truant said:
Not hot enough for me.

That's why I'm still single, btw. Not because of my own looks, for sure. I'm picky like that.

What happened to the girl you were dating?

xbhaskarx · Apr 25, 2012

Log4Girlz · Apr 25, 2012

Beaten like GAF's stepchild

Tesseract · Apr 25, 2012

as an aside to this, i have the weirdest boner right now :

Is this the most extreme window display ever? Brutal treatment of woman, 24, as she is subjected to 'animal tests' in front of horrified shoppers

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134555/Lush-animal-testing-protest-Woman-subjected-experiments-horrified-shoppers.html#ixzz1t19XGsVu

ColtraineGF · Apr 25, 2012

She's pretty good-looking, but not amazing like I expected. Oh well.

Kusagari · Apr 25, 2012

She has Lana lips.

Plywood · Apr 25, 2012

Tesseract said:
as an aside to this, i have the weirdest boner right now :

Is this the most extreme window display ever? Brutal treatment of woman, 24, as she is subjected to 'animal tests' in front of horrified shoppers

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134555/Lush-animal-testing-protest-Woman-subjected-experiments-horrified-shoppers.html#ixzz1t19XGsVu

Make a new thread.

SCULLIBUNDO · Apr 25, 2012

Finaika said:
That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

Cooter · Apr 25, 2012

Finaika said:
That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

lol. Took the words right off my keyboard. Something about it turns me way off.

Digishine · Apr 25, 2012

What's wrong with that

sixteen-bit · Apr 25, 2012

I've always hated math.

Xeke · Apr 25, 2012

Asians always win for me.

Tesseract · Apr 25, 2012

Plywood said:
Make a new thread.

but i don't wanna.

FantasticMrFoxdie · Apr 25, 2012

Radiohead - The Daily Mail
Still would though.

Tawpgun · Apr 25, 2012

ColtraineGF said:
She's pretty good-looking, but not amazing like I expected. Oh well.

Keep in mind she has no makeup on.

MWS Natural · Apr 25, 2012

Kalnos said:
Blond hair, blue eyes. Aryan confirmed.

Shocking development here.

jchap · Apr 25, 2012

Can't argue with math! She is pretty hot and her knowing the algebraic consequences of showing her decrepit teeth is a turn on

wenis · Apr 25, 2012

Plywood said:
She has a pretty face but a weird smile.

Now it's bugging me.

Cooter said:
lol. Took the words right off my keyboard. Something about it turns me way off.

Whaaaaat!?

NinjaMouse · Apr 25, 2012

Xeke said:
Asians always win for me.

wowzers...

Count Dookkake · Apr 25, 2012

Her mouth is closed so you can't see the calculus.

~Kinggi~ · Apr 25, 2012

Xeke said:
Asians always win for me.

They dont always age well...just sayin

Salsa · Apr 25, 2012

Count Dookkake said:
Her mouth is closed so you can't see the calculus.

her mouth isnt closed

Log4Girlz · Apr 25, 2012

SalsaShark said:
her mouth isnt closed

I remember you.

Vek · Apr 25, 2012

From the comparison shots in the article, her mum looks better.

Dice · Apr 25, 2012

Rosamund Pike feels robbed.

Cooter · Apr 25, 2012

If your mouth is closed you shouldn't have an open space right in the middle.

Kusagari · Apr 25, 2012

Xeke said:
Asians always win for me.

Let's see her without the cakes of makeup.

Emily Chu · Apr 25, 2012

doesn't do jack shit for me : |

TheKaeptain · Apr 25, 2012

Oh man. She kind of looks like this chick I am talking to.

maxxpower · Apr 25, 2012

SalsaShark said:
her mouth isnt closed

You look familiar.

Atramental · Apr 25, 2012

Eh.

Cute but not my type.

Ezalc · Apr 25, 2012

Blonde hair, blue eyes, british accent?! Woman of my dreams confirmed.

DiscoJer · Apr 25, 2012

Kalnos said:
Blond hair, blue eyes. Aryan confirmed.

She has dark roots (see the part of her hair) and her eyebrows are not blonde, but dark brown, so probably more Celtic/Gaelic than anything else...

Kusagari · Apr 25, 2012

Log4Girlz said:
Beaten like GAF's stepchild

Speaking of her. Did anyone actually read the article.

Singer Shania Twain and actresses Liz Hurley and Jessica Alba are ranked among perfectly formed celebrities. Samantha Brick, who caused an international debate after proclaiming women hate her because she is beautiful, is not.

Nice dig on your own story dailymail lmao.

Deleted member 81567 · Apr 25, 2012

She looks like a mutant.

Dude Abides · Apr 25, 2012

She is very pretty. But he left eye is noticeably smaller than her right - I would think symmetry would be most important for "mathematical beauty.". Maybe it's just that photo.

Petrie · Apr 25, 2012

Kusagari said:
Let's see her without the cakes of makeup.

This. We have no idea what she even looks like.

RiccochetJ · Apr 25, 2012

Math!

How do you apply that to something that is purely subjective?

Dude Abides said:
She is very pretty. But he left eye is noticeably smaller than her right - I would think symmetry would be most important for "mathematical beauty.". Maybe it's just that photo.

Flash etc. Just move your eyebrow a fraction and it can change a photo. God dammit Dude... You should know this.

Log4Girlz · Apr 25, 2012

Kusagari said:
Speaking of her. Did anyone actually read the article.

Singer Shania Twain and actresses Liz Hurley and Jessica Alba are ranked among perfectly formed celebrities. Samantha Brick, who caused an international debate after proclaiming women hate her because she is beautiful, is not.

Nice dig on your own story dailymail lmao.

lol, this was an alternative pic I was going to post.

FutureZombie · Apr 25, 2012

Black chicks with British accents are so win.

Finaika · Apr 25, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
She looks like a mutant.

Mumei · Apr 25, 2012

Finaika said:
That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

That was the first thing I noticed as I scrolled down.

I think I was probably primed to be hypercritical though.

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